A few people I’d love to see come over to Mastodon (and be just as active): @AOC @DJSnM @ijustine @letterboxd @NASA 🙏💖

18 Dec 2022 · 8:35 PM UTC

@SimoneGiertz: same username as everywhere else @mstdn.social pls be patient with me I’m still learning https://t.co/XQqkUTRP04 Can you get @ijustine to at least sign up over there as well? 🤞🏻

18 Dec 2022 · 8:00 PM UTC

@ijustine: I actually really love twitter and I don’t want it to go away or be ruined 😞 Me too but sometimes things are beyond saving and it’s time to move on.

18 Dec 2022 · 7:44 PM UTC

@sarahlane: I wrote a little thing about having breast cancer. So many of you have been super kind to me, thanks for that. <3 https://t.co/q5zDkUl4Tx Thank you for sharing this… when I saw your post last week I was shocked and worried but was afraid to ask for details. I’ll be sending lots of positive vibes your way 💖

11 Dec 2022 · 3:22 AM UTC

RT @letterboxd: President Kristen Stewart. 🫡

9 Dec 2022 · 11:43 PM UTC

@brianstucki: I wish “Screen Time” controls on iOS were more reliable. It feels like one of those things that was released and then forgotten. Just enough bugs that for parents, managing all of it barely seems worth it. I hope it gets some more attention soon. Same! I thought I was alone in my issues with them. Do you also have problems with the stats just not working for days at a time?...

30 Nov 2022 · 9:19 PM UTC

I’d you’re curious about Mastodon but don’t know where to start I setup an instance for my family and friends at infiniteloop.social. Come follow me! @jj@infiniteloop.social

18 Nov 2022 · 7:30 AM UTC

RT @AOC: Ticketmaster monopoly got you down? Take action with @MorePerfectUS ⬇️ twitter.com/moreperfectus/status/1592598194911076352

17 Nov 2022 · 9:22 PM UTC

RT @NASAKennedy: Continuing with the tradition of the tie-cutting, former Space Shuttle launch director, Mike Leinbach, cuts the tie of Kennedy’s first female launch director, Charlie Blackwell-Thompson. The tradition signifies the first time in a console position after a successful launch.

16 Nov 2022 · 5:13 PM UTC

RT @AOC: Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in. Break them up.

15 Nov 2022 · 9:37 PM UTC

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan Cute! Oops. I need to turn off reposting my Mastodon feed here. Not quite ready for that kind of exposure 😊

13 Nov 2022 · 10:31 PM UTC

CW: Brazilian GP… social.lol/@jmj/109338154380105478

13 Nov 2022 · 7:59 PM UTC

“Draw the cat-eye sharp enough to kill a man” #TaylorSwift

13 Nov 2022 · 7:10 PM UTC

CW: Brazilian GP… social.lol/@jmj/109337884392758536

13 Nov 2022 · 6:22 PM UTC

CW: Brazilian GP… social.lol/@jmj/109337867960301726

13 Nov 2022 · 6:22 PM UTC

RIC probably should opted for 2-day instead of overnight on that stamp. #Formula1

13 Nov 2022 · 6:14 PM UTC

All joking aside, #Twitter is the closest thing I have to a journal from my 20s. That’s why I’m so bummed to see it implode.

13 Nov 2022 · 6:09 AM UTC

I don’t know how to describe the dream I just had except to say I didn’t like it.

12 Nov 2022 · 1:17 PM UTC

CW: trans stuff… social.lol/@jmj/109327674214848621

11 Nov 2022 · 11:13 PM UTC

Finally made some progress on my self-hosted Twitter archive. I started it prior to the great #migration but got frustrated with Hugo templates.

11 Nov 2022 · 6:41 AM UTC

🍿 Movie night – The Banshees of Inisherin

10 Nov 2022 · 2:54 AM UTC

RT @emmajthatcher_: y’all better show up to the polls like you showed up to taylor swift presale registration

9 Nov 2022 · 3:28 AM UTC

Has anyone gotten use out of Stage Manager in #macOS or #iPadOS yet? I can’t find a place for it in my workflow.

9 Nov 2022 · 12:55 AM UTC

@ijustine: opens twitter 👀 closes twitter 😣 opens twitter again 🤯 Come over to Mastodon! Things are much nicer over there.

8 Nov 2022 · 8:50 PM UTC

I can’t believe I made it through this nearly 4 hour YouTube video about an obscure theme park in Utah. Not in one sitting but still. youtu.be/L9OhTB5eBqQ

8 Nov 2022 · 7:28 AM UTC

📅 I hate scheduling medical appointments. Especially when its for blood work.

8 Nov 2022 · 6:51 AM UTC

Currently reading: Diana: Her True Story by Andrew Morton 📚 – I’m too young to remember much about Diana when she was alive but I’ve been fascinated with her lately. Looking forward to reading her words. micro.blog/books/9780671798789

8 Nov 2022 · 3:02 AM UTC

Ideally I’d like to tell you it doesn’t matter who you vote for as long as you vote. But when one side wants to take away basic human rights and destroy democracy I have no problem at all begging you to #VoteBlue.

8 Nov 2022 · 1:41 AM UTC

RT @AOC: If you’re a Twitter (or any) employee subject to mass layoffs, New York has a WARNS law too. NY WARNS requires 90 days notice for mass layoffs from large employers. Employers who violate may be required to back pay your wages and benefits: dol.ny.gov/worker-adjustment-and-retraining-notification-warn twitter.com/LisaBloom/status/1588359669843513344

4 Nov 2022 · 11:21 PM UTC

RT @AOC: Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

2 Nov 2022 · 6:17 AM UTC

Halloween sunset 📷

1 Nov 2022 · 2:24 AM UTC

RT @taylorswift13: 10 out of 10 of the Hot 100??? On my 10th album??? I AM IN SHAMBLES. twitter.com/billboard/status/1587128861711630340

31 Oct 2022 · 6:59 PM UTC

Also,: I hoped today would never happen but for the past few weeks I’ve been learning all about the #fediverse in case it… https://t.co/yGKyqkw541 don’t be surprised if you click through and see someone else. It’s something I’ve been trying out for a bit.

28 Oct 2022 · 6:54 AM UTC

I hoped today would never happen but for the past few weeks I’ve been learning all about the #fediverse in case it did. I’m not leaving just yet but I’ve started being a lot more active (and open) at social.lol/@jmj. If you’re curious please don’t hesitate to ask!

28 Oct 2022 · 6:44 AM UTC

It was a fun Summer but it’s time for the iOS 16 Beta life to end.

26 Oct 2022 · 12:33 AM UTC

When I moved to the Bay Area I was excited to feel my first earthquake. I’ve experienced a few, but today’s 5.1 was honestly a bit scary. I should really have a plan in place for next time. earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/nc73799091/executive

25 Oct 2022 · 11:32 PM UTC

A day in Monterey: micro.jmjordan.com/2022/10/23/a-day-in.html

24 Oct 2022 · 12:43 AM UTC

Is it safe to go to sleep now? #midnighTSnosleepover

21 Oct 2022 · 7:35 AM UTC

Good thing I took the day off of work tomorrow! #midnighTSnosleepover twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/1583353058305900544

21 Oct 2022 · 7:12 AM UTC

Pop Taylor Swift is back with a vengeance.

21 Oct 2022 · 4:52 AM UTC

RT @TheLisaGilroy: To my followers: do better

19 Oct 2022 · 7:13 AM UTC

I thought I had a good handle on Hugo. I was wrong.

14 Oct 2022 · 5:19 AM UTC

I’m going to take some time off soon and I’m looking for ideas on a day trip I can take that’s within an hour of San Jose. My first thought is the Marin Headlands but I’ve already done that recently. Any suggestions?

11 Oct 2022 · 6:21 AM UTC

Does anyone else have an issue where iCloud Drive gets stuck uploading items? It seems to happen quite often with me.

11 Oct 2022 · 12:10 AM UTC

RT @AOC: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. twitter.com/JudiciaryGOP/status/1578174670854975491

8 Oct 2022 · 4:23 AM UTC

Between Apple and Taylor Swift I am going to be broke by Christmas.

6 Oct 2022 · 7:18 PM UTC

Super happy with this Back to the Future LEGO set. I’m always amazed how detailed these sets are. You have to choose which version you want to build. I opted for the version from Part II.

3 Oct 2022 · 2:19 AM UTC

#IRanASignalProxy @ signal.tube/#signal.jmjordan.io Spread the word and let me know if I need to recreate it.

2 Oct 2022 · 1:51 AM UTC

50 hours after charging my Apple Watch Ultra and I just got the 10% warning. Love it.

1 Oct 2022 · 9:44 PM UTC

RT @NASA: Onward. We’re proceeding toward a Saturday, Sept. 3 launch for #Artemis I, with a two-hour window opening at 2:17pm ET (18:17 UTC). Live coverage begins at 12:15pm ET (16:15 UTC): youtu.be/CMLD0Lp0JBg

2 Sep 2022 · 1:32 AM UTC

RT @WomenNASA: “I’m honored to be the first female launch director at Kennedy Space Center. So many amazing women that have contributed to human space flight, and they blazed the trail for all of us.” Charlie Blackwell-Thompson, #Artemis I Launch Director: go.nasa.gov/3CLSK4Z

1 Sep 2022 · 6:17 PM UTC

It’s never been a better time to be a west coast Swiftie. #TSmidnighTS

1 Sep 2022 · 6:59 AM UTC

RT @AriVinWin: Final girl by @CHVRCHES is for trans girls!

28 Jul 2022 · 8:51 PM UTC

Best Picture to #CODA is very well deserved. We could all use a little more joy after all.

28 Mar 2022 · 3:42 AM UTC

I’m sure Jessica was excellent but I was really manifesting a win for Kristen. She’ll get hers one day, I’m sure. #Oscars

28 Mar 2022 · 3:40 AM UTC

Don’t: Before The Slap I was telling a friend how boring these #Oscars were… mistake me. I wanted an entertaining show but not like that. If I was in the audience I would have had to leave. Talk about ruining things for everyone else.

28 Mar 2022 · 3:30 AM UTC

Before The Slap I was telling a friend how boring these #Oscars were…

28 Mar 2022 · 2:46 AM UTC

So glad they combined sound editing and sound design so I don’t have to look up the difference between them again. #Oscars

28 Mar 2022 · 12:35 AM UTC

I 💖 Kristen. Pulling for her so hard tonight. twitter.com/letterboxd/status/1508228774302818308

28 Mar 2022 · 12:29 AM UTC

Is it time for Euphoria yet? #SuperBowlLVI

14 Feb 2022 · 1:32 AM UTC

@CashApp: Let’s start off with an easy one. RT this with your $cashtag and your guess on how the coin will fall. If the toss… https://t.co/mM9ne8CYGP $jmjordan Tails!

13 Feb 2022 · 11:22 PM UTC