@ColleenB123: I feel like I’m supposed to do something cool for New Year’s Eve but all I wanna do is hang out with my cats. That is the cool thing to do. 💜🐱
2017
RT @ColleenB123: MERRY CHRISTMAS! I hope you all have a day filled with love, family, friends, excitement and happiness! 🎄☺️💜🎁🌈🎉
Protect reproductive rights + care at @PPFA with a donation, and before Dec 31 all gifts are MATCHED. Don’t miss out: d.shpg.org/373906997t
@franlreale: Favorite movies to watch during the holidays? GO!! Love Actually
@nikolamcmurtrie Your body might not want you to have a comeback but I do!
@rxchxl: @jmjordan C’mon, I can only inhibit so many TS shade retweets! I thought this one was funny. It was funny. I’ll give you that.
@DanaSchwartzzz @rxchxl Because a lot of people are having a rough time that means an individual can’t be happy and grateful?
The guy wearing a Star Trek shirt to #TheLastJedi must think he is soooo clever.
RT @KarlTheFog: Today’s low: 48 degrees Today’s high: Not electing a child molester to the Senate
I never thought I’d ever have a reason to say this but thank you, Alabama. You’ve made your country proud. #TodayIsAGoodDay
💜 twitter.com/ColleenB123/status/936777778174689280
Verifying myself: I am jmjordan on Keybase.io. Dou9Yz7pk033bZujU1VT8qq30UwJFvShOvfz / keybase.io/jmjordan/sigs/Dou9Yz7pk033bZujU1VT8qq30UwJFvShOvfz
And don’t be afraid to ask for help. 💜 twitter.com/ColleenB123/status/932705455662546944
As someone who grew up going to events in the #GeorgiaDome, this is very sad. I’ve seen the Tigers win. I’ve seen them lose. I’ve marched on the field. I’ve even been there when there was a blowout in the roof and rain came rushing in. Thanks for all the memories. twitter.com/CNN/status/932592488795332608
@snlpodcast Idea for this week’s cast: let the listeners vote on their ranking of the show, favorite sketch, & MVP. I’d be happy to setup a poll on strawpoll.me.
RT @taylorswift13: This week has been unforgettable. I love you guys. Thanks a million 😉 Taylor.lk/reputation-iT
Is it a coincidence that I just went to Target to buy #reputation and immediately saw @taylorswift13 is doing the exact same thing? I don’t think so.
I am here for choreographed @taylorswift13 performances. #SNL #TaylorOnSNL
First listen of #reputation is complete. @taylorswift13 has done it again. Bravo.
Do not disturb me for the next 56 minutes. #reputation has arrived.
Verifying myself: I am jmjordan86 on Keybase.io. l5fhaa7hFxh2eWmzmSvtBMULYbQ-njntc6AG / keybase.io/jmjordan86/sigs/l5fhaa7hFxh2eWmzmSvtBMULYbQ-njntc6AG
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RT @cycledotlog: Lucky enough to have an iPhone X? cycle.log will be ready for you soon!
RT @MelissaBenoist: I’ve struggled with depression and had anxiety attacks since I was young. #IDONTMIND telling you… www.instagram.com/p/BZtxTZgDm3G/
.@ClemsonFB + @taylorswift13 = 👍🏻👍🏻 #GoTigers #BeatVT twitter.com/taylornation13/status/914200639676321793
This is a better selfie of me and @RoseEllenDix than the one I took! twitter.com/HayleyNicole90/status/912594635221958656
Not the nachos!!! PS both the stadium and the Cubs replaced the nachos. #ThatsCub twitter.com/csncubs/status/912481109748805637
#exposedsanfran #tourlife #amiright twitter.com/jmjordan/status/912504950751498240
I met so many amazing people at #ExposedSanFran but didn’t get anyone’s info! If we met send me a message. We need to be friends. 😃🌈👍🏻 twitter.com/jmjordan/status/912557593217789952
TYSM for an amazing time @RoseEllenDix & @RoxeteraRibbons! I was super nervous to go by myself but I’m so glad I did. #ExposedSanFran
I think @RoseEllenDix won the selfie contest. Sorry, @RoxeteraRibbons! #ExposedSanFran
.@RoseEllenDix and @RoxeteraRibbons are a goddamn delight! Thanks for making this nervous one feel welcome 🌈😍 #ExposedNorthAmerica
Two hours to kill before #exposednorthamerica in SF. Wanna hang @RoseEllenDix and @RoxeteraRibbons?
@RoseEllenDix: I WASN’T EXPECTING IT TO BE SO HOT IN SAN FRAN 😎👌🏻 Neither was I! Tour life amirite?! 😆🔥
#NewProfilePic
Safe travels to SF!!! I’m super excited and nervous to meet you and @RoxeteraRibbons… 🌈❤️ twitter.com/RoseEllenDix/status/911778458539315200
.@RoseEllenDix @RoxeteraRibbons, I think I’ve decided on my outfit for #ExposedSF next week.
When I’m in a not so great mood I watch all of @ColleenB123 & @Korsoto’s sassy dances. My fav features @mametown. youtu.be/GvSCwVyJYiw
This makes me sad. 😢 twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/904360927323140099
@RoseEllenDix @RoxeteraRibbons I’m getting pretty nervous about going to #ExposedSF alone. One could say I’ll be feeling very exposed… 😆🤣😁
RT @treepaine: www.yahoo.com/music/todrick-hall-speaks-taylor-swift-video-backlash-134742334.html
@JennyENicholson: Since my neighbor is ahead of me on the ep I’m hoping the finale doesn’t have a dramatic loud line of dialogue like “the Khaleesi is dead!!” No, that happens right in the middle.
At least now we know Sam was listening to Gilly after all. #GoT
Can I be the third Stark sister? #GoT
I’m going to need a drink. #GoT
From 🐍 to 🐉. Let’s do this. #GameOfThrones
.@taylorswift13 just gave a 4 min 15 sec 🖕🏻 to the entire world and I loved every second of it. #LookWhatYouMadeMeDo youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA
Commence Internet meltdown in 3, 2, 1. #LookWhatYouMadeMeDo youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA
@rxchxl: “History” = No viewers because everyone will be watching Game of Thrones? https://t.co/JCERlpi12R Hopefully all of the history making will occur from 8 to 9.
I’m in line for #TaylorSwiftTix powered by Ticketmaster #VerifiedFan. Use my link to help me get a boost! tswft.co/jjor-3 #promo
RT @taylornation13: RT if you’ve already pre-ordered #reputation on @AppleMusic - let’s see how many Swifties we have! 😘 Pre-order here: taylor.lk/reputation-iT
T-2 hours and 14 minutes until the #reputationEra officially begins. I am SO ready.
It’s perfect. RIP, TS6. Long live, #reputation. twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/900399489126629377
@xChloeFosterx: @jmjordan An endorsement? Lol not at all, overheard my roommates watching it and that’s what caught my attention lol Lol. I thought maybe that was when the next season was coming or something.
@xChloeFosterx: Sweet Christmas #LukeCage I still haven’t seen the first season. I assume this is an endorsement?
@RoseEllenDix We got a sneak peek in Charleston, SC.
I think Taylor has been watching too much Game of Thrones. twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/899647503859032065
@xChloeFosterx: Have a wonderful #SolarEclipse !!! ❤️❤️😋 #SolarEclipse2017 #FosterGang Doing anything special for it?
I am not prepared for whatever this means. #TS6
.@taylorswift13’s statement on today’s verdict. #proud
A good thing happened today. www.nytimes.com/2017/08/14/arts/music/taylor-swift-trial-jury-verdict.html
Hey Sam! Gilly had something really important to say. #GameOfThrones
RT @lenadunham: Proud of @taylorswift13 for her fierce & cutting testimony & her refusal to settle for being treated like property. Her example is powerful.
Tried to order a pizza online but the website was broken. Was honestly considering getting something else instead of calling.
@ColleenB123: Hey #ColleensCorner questions please! Why are you afraid of Apple stickers? #ColleensCorner
@AlexisGZall: my new passion project is getting all of you to eat 3 to 5 servings of vegetables every day Does a Double Double Protein Style count?
Aww… They grow up so fast! twitter.com/ellievhall/status/894376650011541504
@ColleenB123: Screenshot your favorite dress from my vlog and tweet it to me! I can’t decide which one to wear! https://t.co/YIB127Lm5D This one! https://t.co/LQfeRMfHXL
@rxchxl: Rewatching every episode of Mad Men…it’s probably the best TV show ever? It’s certainly up there. I think Breaking Bad has it beat, though.
@RoxeteraRibbons: Morning! 🌞how’s everyone’s day going? My day is just ending but it was a good one. Time zones are weird.
@bilinski Someone needs a refresher on their annual security training.
@ColleenB123: Just uploaded the weirdest video on planet earth and that’s saying a lot since I’ve done a video farting in a slime bath. You misspelled “weirdest.” It’s spelled “funniest.”
Viva la Obamacare!
@rxchxl: Goodbye, SC. https://t.co/TqvNShnFdQ Don’t worry she isn’t going anywhere.
@JennyENicholson: Ok I was really delighted by these at the party and people kept giving me theirs but I just keep finding them, like, I have so many https://t.co/GSyi7N3Fmq Any chance you’d be willing to share?
RT @AlexisGZall:
@nowthisisliving: WHO SHOULD I COLLAB WITH?!? @AlexisGZall
RT @CecileRichards: To our transgender brothers & sisters: You are welcome at Planned Parenthood & you are welcome in this country. Standing with you. ❤️💛💚💙💜
RT @tim_cook: We are indebted to all who serve. Discrimination against anyone holds everyone back. #LetThemServe
RT @AlexisGZall: if you are a living, breathing human you are beautiful, you are not a burden & you matter #TransRightsAreHumanRights
RT @MattBellassai: transgender people show more courage when they leave their fucking houses in the morning than donald trump has shown his entire life
Now I need to rewatch to see what changed! twitter.com/ColleenB123/status/889999085461286915
@RoseEllenDix: Guys tell me what you think! I went lighter because I’m channeling the ‘sun kissed Kristen’… https://t.co/wVu2iv4Yop Gorgeous! K Stew would be proud.
@AlexisGZall: I now call my fans alexbiens I wanna be an alexbien!
I might be the only person who goes to In-n-Out right right after I buy groceries.
That was unexpected. #GameOfThrones
I love videos about periods, especially funny ones. This one by @ColleenB123 might be my new favorite. youtu.be/q4wlQST1zEk
@kjincharleston: @jmjordan I don’t think so! Ice cream is good at any hour.. You’re right. I was responsible though.
1am is too late for ice cream right?
@astVintageSpace Have you seen the matching umbilical tower for the LEGO Saturn V on LEGO Ideas? ideas.lego.com/projects/a88109ec-9970-4fe1-98b4-9bd535856ab4
@rxchxl: @jmjordan She’s crushing it lately… One might say she is killing it.
Yes, Dany. Let’s begin. #GameOfThrones #WinterIsHere
Arya Stark for President. #TheNorthRemembers #GameOfThrones
Is it September 25th yet?! I can’t wait to meet @RoseEllenDix and @RoxeteraRibbons at #ExposedSF.
@RoseEllenDix: Ok who’s planning on coming solo? Let’s hook you babes up 😉 #aloneandexposed https://t.co/iVc55AVA5J https://t.co/ky3CBCUsom I’ll be #aloneandexposed in San Francisco.
@RoseEllenDix: Ok who’s planning on coming solo? Let’s hook you babes up 😉 #aloneandexposed https://t.co/iVc55AVA5J https://t.co/ky3CBCUsom @RoseEllenDix Me! #aloneandexposed #SanFrancisco
@AlexisGZall: Why We Stopped Being Friends (Part 1) https://t.co/7LT2c23e9G you guys saw that we weren’t pals & we want to explain If they gave Oscars for YouTube videos this would win all of them.
@rxchxl: @jmjordan Unfortunately, just an occupational hazard! I was referring to the “last time” comment 😄
@tahoegirl63: My 10th show may be my favorite one yet. 11-14 have a lot to live up to. #playthatsongtour https://t.co/q7qbIKGYOj Congrats on your 10th show. My friend and I loved your dancing!
@marcroberge @jerrydepizzo What time will you be going on tonight?
@rxchxl: Was bitten by a dead mouse today…for the last time ever?! Was the mouse sick or something?!
Who’s excited to attend their 13th @ofarevolution show tomorrow? Me!
After some coaxing I decided it’d be worse to miss meeting @RoseEllenDix and @RoxeteraRibbons than to worry about going alone. 🌈😆
@RoseEllenDix @RoxeteraRibbons Will a 30 y/o straight male be out of place if he comes to your SF show alone? Asking for a friend.
🇺🇸⚾️🌭 #HappyIndependenceDay
@JennyENicholson: Who hasn’t seen Cars 3 yet raises hand
RT @edhelms: Ok @rainnwilson, here’s my @Lin_Manuel #Ham4All song! Donate now at prizeo.com/Hamilton NOW I CHALLENGE @jennyslate!!!
RT @jmjordandotlog: 📹 Do yourself a favor an watch Steve Jobs introduce the first iPhone which was released 10 years ago… tmblr.co/ZHwWJy2NGYtoj
RT @tim_cook: Here’s to the #iPhone that changed the world, to the man who dreamed it & the people at Apple who have never stopped looking to its future.
RT @jk_rowling: ‘Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.’ Abraham Lincoln
RT @JensonButton: Azerbaijan GP was a pleasure 2watch. Why? because adrenaline & emotions were high. What Vettel did was silly but he’s been punished. Move on
No, you’re crying! youtu.be/jZiK2PNdF9g
Pro tip: don’t wear an orange @tapsyearbook shirt to Home Depot in California. People will think you work there.
It’s probably best if #Fargo doesn’t continue after season 4 because I don’t think it can be topped.
Sometimes @LisbethTheCat is sleeping so still that I have to make sure she is still breathing.
When is Jeff Sessions’s next poker game? I’d like to sign up.
@RoseEllenDix: Falling in love with LA but I miss my animal babies SO MUCH! 🐶🐱 When are you coming to San Francisco?!
Tells myself, “I’ll do the dishes after one YouTube video.” 5 videos later, “Oh shit.”
@ElizabethBanks: Well, I’m positive I could have done more today. You? Accomplish anything? Inspire me. I built a LEGO Saturn V rocket! https://t.co/BwYG5DVcfo
LEGO Saturn V: S-II Stage Construction at 20x youtu.be/Ndn6hyh7hxs
Looking for recs on news/entertainment accounts that only tweet at most once an hour.
I mainly unfollowed entertainment/news accounts. Those were the biggest culprit of cluttering things up.
I just unfollowed a bunch of accounts to help make feed a little more manageable. We’ll see if that helps.
I used to check Twitter religiously everyday, but for the past couple of weeks I just can’t be bothered. Can’t say I really miss it.
I just entered the #Ham4Ham lottery to win $10 #Hamiltour tickets! www.luckyseat.com/hamilton/ via @Lucky_Seat
RT @cycledotlog: Menstruation math is hard! Let us do it for you. itunes.apple.com/us/app/cycle-log/id1141567309?ls=1&mt=8
@ColleenB123: My cat loves drinking toilet water. 🙄 Funny. My cat has taken to peeing on my bathroom rug. Aren’t cats great?!
No. Thank you! #GirlsHBO twitter.com/lenadunham/status/853800312460775425
RT @KiwiHarding: McCarthy as Spicer as Easter Bunny deserves an Emmy #FallonStylesSNL
I love that the Russian flag on Alec’s lapel was never mentioned. #SNL
RT @cycledotlog: Our exciting news is slightly delayed. Please enjoy these beautiful humans talk about periods. twitter.com/AlexisGZall/status/852986965376892930
It’s almost time. twitter.com/cycledotlog/status/852350614101041152
RT @ColleenB123: Testing wierd 99 cent store stuff! m.youtube.com/watch?v=wVEfFu3VzKk Following people who RT!
@ColleenB123: Ask me anything you want! Gonna film a #ColleensCorner! 👍🏻 Why are you afraid of Apple stickers? #colleenscorner
@JennyENicholson: 20 bucks https://t.co/ru9D8MjwJF That sounds like a great deal. You should do it.
“I thought I had to use hashtags!” - @kjincharleston
@ColleenB123: Sup queents? What are you up to today? I’m at Universal Studios with my mom!
RT @smrtgrls: Smart Girl @PiperPerabo with real talk on #refugees ↓ Thanks to @theIRC!
I’m at @UniversalORL and every time I see someone in a Hufflepuff jumper I think of @hannahwitton.
RT @amber_joyner: Hey! I know that guy @bubr0wn #oneplace2017 #mobileFirst #hsa
RT @Benefitfocus: Our friends at @AEO joining the #oneplace2017 stage to talk about their successful experience with #mobile #benefits enrollment
RT @KalaWhite3: Mobile enrollment allowed AE employees to enroll at their convenience in 2016 #oneplace2017
@ColleenB123: Request songs for me to do on musically. If I pick yours I’ll give you a shout out! Candy Store from Heathers The Musical
If Rooney isn’t returning then Alicia Vikander is the obvious choice to replace her. twitter.com/EW/status/841361077837418501
@ColleenB123: Daylight savings is messing with my MIIIIIND Just don’t think about it! (I realize that’s stupid advice, but its what I do)
@ColleenB123 Is there a video explaining your fear of Apple stickers? I need to know what that’s about. #colleenscorner
@ColleenB123 I hope you don’t think this is weird but I make mini cutouts of women who inspire me and I just made one of you!
Welcome @ColleenB123 to my desk squad. She is in good company, no?
@ColleenB123: Nothing is more important to me than family. 💜 Even cookies? I don’t believe you.
@jessicarlopez: @jmjordan I really like it! I still use my phone for reminders, but I use it to habit track and goal set. Great! I’ve found that using mine as a weekly organizer works really well for me.
@jessicarlopez How’s your #bujo going? I’ve managed to keep up with mine somehow.
Well that was one way to finish the #Oscars.
@ColleenB123: Be kind. 💜 Rewind. #90sJokes
Someone give Adele a hug! #GRAMMYs
Don’t worry, @gracehelbig. Heidi Klum is at #TheGrammys. We can all rest easy.
@ColleenB123: Life is so short. Hug the ones you love. 💜 I would like to but, you are so far away!
@jennafischer Is there a reason why the actresses at the restaurant are different than the ones that come to the party in Benihana Christmas
Good job, cheaters. #SuperBowl2017
Exciting! twitter.com/EW/status/823034874894446592
RT @mikefarrell: Women’s march in San Francisco is absolutely massive.
@jessicarlopez: I just…. can someone please call Jon Stewart to save us all with comedy and snark? Seth Meyers does a pretty good job with his “A Closer Look” segment.
@AlexisGZall: I’m not a morning person but also I’m not a night person So you’re not a person? That explains your nickname.
@bilinski @seanhannity I wouldn’t hold your breath.
RT @nowthisnews: This is the little-known history behind America’s most famous health care provider – thanks to @lenadunham, @mindykaling and more
Finally got around to setting up my 2017 #bujo. Hopefully I can stick to it for more than a month this year.
@ColleenB123 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Fantastic show! #MirandaSingsSanJose
I should probably be embarrassed that I am the only single man at #MirandaSingsSanJose but I’ve had too much practice at T. Swift concerts.
Just when I thought I was pretty good at Swift I encounter @ noescape.
@jessicarlopez: @jmjordan awesome, i ordered it, thanks. we will see if I can make it a habit…. Yay! Good luck! One more thing: don’t get hung up on how it looks. I struggle with that.
@jessicarlopez: guys. i know I’m late to the #bulletjournal game but I’m obsessed. anyone got tips? #bujo I prefer to use dotted notebooks. Leuchtturm are my fav. I’m terrible at keeping up with mine though. Let me know if you have any tips!