2016

RT @PPact: 🚨Last chance alert!🚨 Donate to Planned Parenthood by midnight tonight & your gift will be TRIPLED automatically! ppaction.org/ppgive2016 🎉🍾

@ShawkatAlia @PPFA Thanks for the tip! I was dragging my feet on donating.

Just had my gift to @PPFA DOUBLED with a special match. Your turn! Special offer expires Dec. 31 so don’t wait! d.shpg.org/256082251t

@ColleenB123 I had to wipe poop off my cats butt today and thought of you and Gus Gus.

RT @AnnaKendrick47: No. No. Fuck this shit. Carrie Fisher is a fucking legend and this is bullshit.

@ColleenB123 Please tell me you are getting a cut of this. mashable.com/2016/12/21/this-could-be-the-most-absurd-toy/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=webfeeds#CXto5xTtrPqI #daddysaddle

@franlreale It really is. I watch it every Christmas with my family!

That Valley Forge demo though. #HamiltonMixtape

@ColleenB123 30 year old straight male here. Just got a ticket for your San Jose show. Preparing myself for the strange looks already.

@AnnaKendrick47: Running a little late to my book signing in LA tonight because Corden ran long. If you’re mad, TAKE IT UP WITH CORDEN!!! @JKCorden 💋 You’ve now married @JKCorden twice this year on his show. Is there something we should know?

@natalydawn It was great meeting you tonight despite the difficulties with the Sharpies! I loved “That Thing You Do!” during the show.

OK. That @nbcsnl cold open was absolute perfection. twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/797660520694288384

@franlreale Did I just see you in a Samsung commercial?

I just saw Trolls and now feel like a weight has been lifted off my heart. Thank you, @AnnaKendrick47, @jtimberlake, and @ZooeyDeschanel.

@rxchxl: Excuse me, I’m just going to go cry in the shower and pack for California. You will welcomed with open arms.

RT @ZooeyDeschanel: Vote!!!

Today feels like a good day to make history. #ImWithHer

RT @AP_Politics: BREAKING: FBI director tells Congress review of additional Clinton emails does not change conclusion she should not face charges.

RT @lenadunham: My Nasty Women!!!

RT @HillaryClinton: They did it! 108 years later and the drought is finally over. Way to make history, @Cubs. #FlyTheW -H

RT @TODAYshow: Chicagoan @HillaryClinton excited to see @Cubs #WorldSeries victory.

Fly the fucking W! The Chicago @Cubs are #WorldSeries Champions!!!!!!

@bjango: @jmjordan We don’t think there’s much we can do if there is no way to run it outside a jail. That makes sense. Thanks for the response!

@bjango I love the new iStat! I’d love to use it with FreeNAS but it isn’t much use running in a FreeBSD jail. Any suggestions?

RT @lenadunham: RT if you’re a nasty woman and it’s made your life a freakin’ pleasure

RT @ColleenB123: I love this incredible woman. 👭🍩🐱

@ColleenB123: Uploading a vlog!!! I just finished #HatersBackOff and I must say I loved every minute of it.

@franlreale @ColleenB123 Yes! So glad you are no longer a secret!

@franlreale You are so great in #HatersBackOff! I love Emily.

@ColleenB123 I didn’t realize squeezing a ketchup bottle could be sexual. Well played. #HatersBackOff

@Sia Will merch items every be available to ship? I bought a shirt at a show but lost it on the way home :-(

RT @billyeichner: Win or lose, Trump made our world uglier. I don’t want any reality shows from him after this, no cutesy late night sketches. I want nothing.

RT @iamrashidajones: Yes Trump supporters. Whatever you do please get out and vote on November 28th and not a minute before! twitter.com/deray/status/786026500323770368

@jessicarlopez: Watching the GOP implode is my new favorite reality show. It is quite amusing. It does make me worry about the country after the election, though.

Wait. He had shackles before? Could’ve fooled me. twitter.com/bilinski/status/785865332657426432

Not surprised but still bummed. twitter.com/THR/status/785647371682144256

@jh32488: So close to waving bye to @ATT - isn’t @verizon giving data to those affected by the hurricane? https://t.co/F940e51uUg @ATT @verizon Yes, through the 11th.

RT @HillaryClinton: RT this if you’re prouder than ever to be on Hillary’s team. hrc.io/2dQjtSM #DebateNight

@jessicarlopez: @jmjordan right???? Ahhh I’m dyingggg It’s so embarrassing. I can’t wait for this to all feel like a bad dream in a few months.

@jessicarlopez: Did he really just accuse HRC of bad judgment?!?!?! Y’all, my head my explode. #debate My head has already exploded.

RT @AnnaKendrick47: Doubling down on “locker room talk”?! Like all men do this?! Trumps words are an attack on women, this pathetic excuse is an attack on men.

RT @lenadunham: we should also not lose sight of this gem twitter.com/mic/status/784775868052824064

RT @mametown: That Racist Upsets My Pussy

RT @BreneBrown: To dismiss Trump’s comments as “guy talk” is an insult to good men and boys. This is what rape culture looks & sounds like.

RT @HillaryClinton: This is horrific. We cannot allow this man to become president. twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/784484724131717124

It takes a truly vile person to insult all women and then “apologize” by insulting all men. twitter.com/AnnaKendrick47/status/784521736557588481

@jasonmjordan06: Who flys directly into a Cat 4 hurricane??? With clemsone2008 on a Delta bird headed for… https://t.co/WK3TZaGYdv Have fun and be safe!

RT @mametown: If you don’t already know the brilliance of Miranda Sings… get ready. SO excited to watch @ColleenB123 KILL IT. youtu.be/bDDAClMibkM

RT @gracehelbig: It’s just plain STUPID how excited I am for @hatersbackoff! Yes @MirandaSings! Yes @netflix! youtu.be/bDDAClMibkM

RT @gracehelbig: Hillary’s unwavering tact, maturity and humility is inspiring. #debates

RT @billyeichner: You cannot just scream your way into being the leader of the Free World I SHOULD KNOW

RT @ofarevolution: Honored to get to be @FillmoreSF let alone sell it out. Thank you cosmic forces. #TheXXtour #OARXX

RT @ijustine: click refresh wait repeat

@subdigital: @jmjordan ah, I see the issue. The json parser chokes on “août” Cool. I’ll still take a look at the source. I have some improvements I’d like to try to implement.

@subdigital Thank you for creating nsdateformatter.com! Question: why aren’t the French codes working?

RT @feministtswift: Long live the glass ceilings we crashed through #ImWithHer

RT @HillaryClinton: We are better than this.

RT @HillaryClinton: You are not our voice, @realDonaldTrump.

#IStandWithTaylor because she gives everything and asks for nothing in return.

RT @selenagomez: There are more important things to talk about… Why can’t people use their voice for something that fucking matters?

You could always get one from Laverne’s Pies Tires Fixed Also. twitter.com/jennafischer/status/749290883237810176

Congrats to two of my favs, @EmWatson and @Sia, for being invited to #TheAcademy.

@Amanda_Troop Even though you only say one word I really believed you are worried in the new Buffalo Wild Wings commercial!

@louisgray: @jmjordan @automatic welcome to Sunnyvale! @automatic Thanks!

I completely forgot to post my cross-country @automatic data. Better late than never.

@brianstucki: Two days later and still not tempted to put the beta iOS on my phone. Wasn’t the case in past years. Not sure if that’s good or bad. Perhaps we have finally learned from our past mistakes.

RT @HillaryClinton: Delete your account. twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/740972317191352320

@brianstucki: Version 2016.2. I don’t think I’ve seen version numbers used that way before. Determined by year and quarter? https://t.co/0aEFO2MyZe That’s how its done where I work as well. We release 4 times a year.

RT @HillaryClinton: To every little girl who dreams big: Yes, you can be anything you want—even president. Tonight is for you. -H

That’s a relief! I was worried for a minute. twitter.com/ElizabethBanks/status/738835392619765764

@brianstucki: @jmjordan I’m hoping it’s a “We can get rid of these most powerful ones because they’re about to be out-powered” move. We can hope!

@brianstucki: Four years after the release and still the discount for a clearance item is just -$100. Pretty crazy. https://t.co/OI4E2Qizi6 I wonder if this is a test Apple is doing to see how popular that machine still really is.

@macminicolo: Rare chance: New 2012 quad-core Mac mini servers on clearance, not a refurb. Probably won’t last long. https://t.co/91O83CZAEv Don’t buy all of them!

It’s only 6 o’clock and people are already talking about primetime TV. That’s going to take some getting used to.

We made it! (@ Dempsey’s BBQ in Concordia, MO) www.swarmapp.com/c/aHcUD032JXe

I’m at Gateway Arch in St Louis, MO www.swarmapp.com/c/jb03IW5nnhr

I’m at City of Metropolis in Metropolis, IL www.swarmapp.com/c/llx9Gb02wLJ

I’m at The Southern Steak & Oyster - @thesouthernsos in Nashville, TN www.swarmapp.com/c/6C4FmsSz2En

I’m at Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum in Nashville, TN www.swarmapp.com/c/ajqcOQ0lHRh

Day 1 is complete. (@ Hilton Garden Inn in Nashville, TN) www.swarmapp.com/c/4ZxNsvyIcnv

Couldn’t wait for Nashville hot chicken. (@ Bojangles’ Famous Chicken ’n Biscuits - @bojangles1977 in Harriman, TN) www.swarmapp.com/c/jouBL9wlsDJ

@tapsyearbook Just stopped by to say ‘hi,’ but no one was home.

Worked in Hendrix for 4 years and never came here. (@ 55 Exchange) www.swarmapp.com/c/jGbsZjUaVyP

Stocking up on stickers. (@ Tigertown Graphics in Clemson, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/28FyZoXSsfB

Stocking up on stickers. (@ Loose Change in Clemson, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/ed0cxaVsSxZ

One of the few places I had to stop on the way out west. (@ Pot Belly Deli in Clemson, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/4JidbbMm5Zt

One last goodbye. (@ Starbucks in Lexington, SC, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/3KN8jIw01zi

Last meal in Charleston for a while. (@ Mellow Mushroom - @mellowavondale in Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/giS4yqvugd3

Birthday dinner for Mom. (at @BonefishGrill in Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/jM2BCS4flT9

@tumblr I don’t see the passcode option in the iOS app settings.

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Captain America: Civil War in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/5u3SnrnLQEy

Same jokes. Different day. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger in Mt Pleasant, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/iAAaaWoXLjw

Last time for a while. (@ Sara J’s in Murrells Inlet, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/2vGsYT6Pzxl

@nikolamcmurtrie Hooray!

@Gregamiah @nikolamcmurtrie What’s your snapchat?!

Finally have time for the cinema again. (@ Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Keanu) www.swarmapp.com/c/iOekMhCzBCa

RT @brianstucki: Raise your hand if you also have 3 boxes of wires and adapters “just in case.” Can @wirecutter do a piece on cutting down wire collections?

RT @ClemsonFB: What is #Clemson? Thanks @Jeopardy for the shoutout!

I’m at Mellow Mushroom - @mellowmushchs in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/6fdp5uJ4B7w

@brianstucki: Now I’ll just use the Mac mini in the tech closet to update those with apps/music as needed. That is where all the master media is anyway. How many Minis do you personally own?

I can totally get down with #Girls ending with @sheandhim every week. Cc/ @ZooeyDeschanel

Kicking the birthday celebrations off early. (@ Joseph P Riley Jr Park - @charlestonparks in Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/gyQiicgNbEe

@SesameBurger: @jmjordan Awesome! How was it? Great per usual!

I’m at Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/fsBKHIImg2u

It pains me to end my colocation with @macminicolo, but I hope to be back one day.

RT @pschiller: 40 insanely great years Happy birthday #Apple

Movie night with the folks. (@ Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Batman v Superman: Dawn…) www.swarmapp.com/c/exAgnSVxeer

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for The Bronze in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/1ZtdpGzDgIV

@macminicolo: Some tips on using your Mac mini as a backup server using apps like @BitTorrentSync or @arqbackup. Own your data. https://t.co/UOXDtmXMbH @BitTorrentSync @arqbackup I plan to get my Mini setup as an offsite backup I just need to ship you guys a drive!

I am home. (@ Charleston International Airport (CHS) - @chs_airport in North Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/cqsHKCuZLH9

I’m at Charlotte Douglas International Airport (CLT) - @cltairport in Charlotte, NC www.swarmapp.com/c/3UtHv7xHEyr

Headed home. SFO -> CLT -> CHS (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) in San Francisco, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/c5L33KOY2gh

I’m at AMC Cupertino Square 16 - @amctheatres for The Divergent Series: Allegiant in Cupertino, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/f9ISTn3Z0bO

I’m at San Francisco Fish Company - @sanfranfishco in San Francisco, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/6UUqmHulWEY

I’m at Princeton Seafood Co. - @magnuspsc in Half Moon Bay, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/8lgubXtCDus

I’m at Pillar Point Harbor in Princeton, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/aSUUK9RuHPr

I’m at Palo Alto Creamery - @pacreamery in Palo Alto, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/iRN8qmZfRnH

I’m at @BlueLinePizza in Mountain View, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/5CQk3rjfge5

I’m at @SavvyCellar Wine Bar & Wine Shop in Mountain View, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/bIG9FdXDdBX

Left my watch charger at home. Oops. (@ Apple Store, Infinite Loop in Cupertino, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/1GFRHKdB7md

Sorry. Not sorry. (at @InNOutBurger in Sunnyvale, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/0aZgVuYXDKv

I’m at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) in San Francisco, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/aE4BVmbNpoE

I’m at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) in Seatac, WA www.swarmapp.com/c/7jSiYDGZLDX

CHS -> SFO via SEA to find a place for Lisbeth and me to live. Wish me luck! (at @chs_airport) www.swarmapp.com/c/ck2tQ8kF0uf

Also a good day to be a Swiftie! twitter.com/thebuxtonblog/status/707602694920409089

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Whiskey Tango Foxtrot in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/8ZZlEYAghmL

I feel like I could have been a consultant for this one. (@ Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies) www.swarmapp.com/c/l8l1iJ4sml4

@letterboxd: Hit us with your favorite computer error messages from films and we might put them in our app. Must be short and reasonably well known. “PC load letter” - Office Space

@letterboxd: Hit us with your favorite computer error messages from films and we might put them in our app. Must be short and reasonably well known. “Mess with the best. Die like the rest.” - Hackers

I’m going to miss being able to walk to my polling place. (@ North Charleston Elementary) www.swarmapp.com/c/atmmzZNSX2q

Thank you, @tim_cook and Apple, for having your user’s backs and not creating back doors. See what I did there?

RT @oliviamunn: High-✋ to @taylorswift13 for her big win last night at The Grammys and for giving a kick ass speech to inspire girls everywhere! 👏🙌👊👯

You guys!!! I’m so happy for @taylorswift13! Album of the freaking year!!! 😄😀😊☺️😁🙃😃 #GRAMMYs

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 @kendricklamar #GRAMMYs

I’ve made up my mind. I hope @taylorswift13’s bob sticks around. Nothing in the 1989 era could decide what it was.

.@taylorswift13 has a bob and a fringe. Welcome to the 6th era, everyone. #GRAMMYs

Wait. The #GRAMMYs are tomorrow night? Why?!?!

All I want for Valentine’s Day is for @taylorswift13 to win tonight at the #GRAMMYs.

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/g5927go36cp

I have a knack for being the only on the theater. (@ Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Room) www.swarmapp.com/c/eb5qAFy1PAE

RT @billyeichner: Let’s all celebrate that Trump lost tonight and deal with the fact that Ted Cruz is a delusional nightmare person tomorrow! Huzzah!

Perfection. Bravo! #GreaseLive

The one thing I was unsure about was Julianne Hough as Sandy, but she has completely delivered. #GreaseLive

RT @DaltonRoss: Does Old Frenchy meeting Young Frenchy screw up the space-time continuum and mean Biff gets the Grays Sports Almanac again? #GreaseLive

This is everything I was hoping for and more. #GreaseLive

RT @HillaryClinton: Look real hard—you still won’t find anyone supporting equal pay, paid leave, or reproductive rights at #GOPdebate.

Oscars prep. (@ Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Brooklyn in North Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/9IxE3jPpXkn

My mind is always blown when I discover an actor actually has a very strong non-American accent. I’m looking at you, @_Rachael_Taylor.

Why haven’t I been watching the #CriticsChoiceAwards all these years? This thing is fun!

@KimikoGlenn: Like an A-list, leading actor, non-sword fighting Asian movie star… Olivia Munn

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for The Revenant in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/0BYn5qAmlru

RT @JensonButton: 2013 lid

@JensonButton: Which helmet design should I use this season guys? It’s your call. 😁 Is the pink version from ‘14 an option?

:-( #BAMAvsCLEM

I’m at Terrace Theatre for Carol in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/bX3cRKhJIzo

@TerraceTheater: PLENTY of seats remaining for 6:45pm and 9:25 pm The Revenant . What about the Carol showings tonight?

@automatic The dashboard says I drove to CA from SC when I flew. Is there anyway to delete that?

.@EmWatson I would love to join a feminist book club! Just tell me what and when and I’ll be there. #EmmasBookClub

I’m at Terrace Theatre for The Big Short in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/7IVqec61n1o