2015

I’m afraid not. twitter.com/KariByron/status/681712419039612928

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Sisters in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/gDMOTLMx62a

It’s not just women asking #WheresRey. twitter.com/goldieblox/status/681191658290057216

@RoseEllenDix: NEW VIDEO! VLOGMAS DAY 20! https://t.co/bsMLybvpeF https://t.co/x8dYdJRMSv Did you find the candle remote?!?

Round 2. (@ Regal Cinemas Palmetto Grande 16 - @regalmovies for Star Wars: The Force Awakens in Mt Pleasant, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/8G1DULTPHO1

There are 13 interviews on #1989WorldTourLIVE. Coincidence? I don’t think so. @taylorswift13 @taylornation13

I can’t remember the last time I enjoyed a movie that much. Thank you, Mr. Abrams. Thank you. #StarWars

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Star Wars: The Force Awakens in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/blFaW9KIUGz

Washing my car named Alison and listening to @taylorswift13’s entire discography. #HappyBirthdayTaylor

It is your birthday, @taylorswift13.

I’m starting a support group to help get us through the end of #1989WorldTour. cc: @taylorswift13 @taylornation13

All of the feels. twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/675651376576200704

@letterboxd Just renewed my Patron subscription. How do I get added to the iOS app beta list>

I have a new favorite comic book character. Her name is Jessica Jones.

@natalydawn Thank you so much for your Real Talk video. That could not have come at a better time.

I’m at Jim ‘N Nick’s Bar-B-Q - @jimnnicksbbq in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/62LwIYrlI5A

RT @sarahlane: “My thoughts and prayers are with the victims” doesn’t help people from being murdered & draws attention to your intention to do nothing.

RT @BBCNewsUS: #SanBernardino is the 355th mass shooting in the US this year bbc.in/1IpC6qU

Almost home. CLT -> CHS via AA5318 (@ Charlotte Douglas International Airport (CLT) - @cltairport in Charlotte, NC) www.swarmapp.com/c/06eMGt2rcrP

SFO -> CLT via AA662 (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) in San Francisco, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/eG8TwhSe9dw

I’m at Palo Alto Creamery - @pacreamery in Palo Alto, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/kOoET7e25Xb

RT @CFBPlayoff: Clemson Alabama Oklahoma Iowa

You know it’s a good spot when there is a celebrity present. (@ Velvet Cantina in San Francisco, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/ia4p02WRdeG

Don’t judge me. (at @InNOutBurger in Mountain View, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/g1Gj7NHQWAM

@RoxeteraRibbons: Why is there no Xmas music on the radio yet?? You should come to the States. That’s all there is!

Benefitfocus SF happy hour. (at @Pier23Cafe in San Francisco, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/0OTYtnn5bGe

I’m not cut out for all this walking. (@ Yerba Buena Gardens in San Francisco, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/4Y2Cr3TMY71

I’m at Apple Store, San Francisco in San Francisco, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/kTi72j6UDXq

I’m at @UnionSquareSf in San Francisco, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/6vhXRjkfSIk

Lunch break. (@ San Francisco Fish Company - @sanfranfishco in San Francisco, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/1IHaEOtPRTa

@rxchxl There is a Popeye’s within walking distance of me. Are you jealous?

Let’s see how CA can do against Sesame. (@ Brown Chicken Brown Cow in Campbell, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/ipxWL2oViQ5

Tastes like home. (@ Chick-fil-A in Sunnyvale, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/imKtGGtqQTC

@rxchxl: I think I was just tricked into watching a romantic comedy :-/ #TrainwreckMovie But its a really funny rom com.

It’s been 4 whole days. That has to be a record. (at @InNOutBurger in Sunnyvale, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/e16fzUfKAxW

@jasonmjordan06: Gametime announced for Clemson-South Carolina - Clemson Football Update | TigerNet https://t.co/SO7DuSipit via sharethis I guess our opponent is the reason for the noon time.

Eating lunch. (@ Gott’s Roadside - @gottsroadside in San Francisco, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/eiOyt2TT7pD

I’m at Benefitfocus in San Francisco, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/eIJLn8kq0hI

Computers! (at @ComputerHistory Museum in Mountain View, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/jSAf9IXDAT6

I’m at Palo Alto Creamery - @pacreamery in Palo Alto, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/jt5F7M1lcKB

I’m at Lucie Stern Community Theatre in Palo Alto, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/jX7JgKtrVLl

I think I found the Brooklyn of San Francisco. (at @Homeroom510 in Oakland, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/j4BFl5Naao2

I’m at Heath Ceramics in Sausalito, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/8rj7gGqZV9k

I’m at Apple Company Store in Cupertino, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/56Lbmb82KQ2

I’m at @RockBottom Restaurant & Brewery in Campbell, CA www.swarmapp.com/c/iJXQdEHZJUC

Found it. (at @InNOutBurger in Millbrae, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/jH43cXsSq5L

First things first: find the nearest In-n-Out. (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) in San Francisco, CA) www.swarmapp.com/c/4LcsqFxyoIp

Wheels down at SFO. First things first: find the nearest @innoutburger.

Where’s Bojangles? (@ Charlotte Douglas International Airport (CLT) - @cltairport in Charlotte, NC) www.swarmapp.com/c/5YUJXNibFBB

CHS -> CLT -> SFO (@ Charleston International Airport (CHS) - @chs_airport in North Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/7d3Nse6nGAk

Birthday family movie night. (@ Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Spectre) www.swarmapp.com/c/e30a30lZzH9

Pre-trip dinner. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger in Mt Pleasant, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/lz7roDwbNnj

Dear @Starbucks, please keep being inclusive. Thanks!

@DawnSpei Yes because how someone looks is more important than their talent.

So far the only entertaining parts are when Trump isn’t involved. Also, @Sia killed it.

RT @jmdornbush: More upset that they’re not using Trump’s real Twitter photo than I am that this sketch is not funny. #SNL

That complete silence for Ivanka’s cameo was rough. Totally worth it for Bad Girls, though. #BadGirls4Life

I’m only here for @Sia. #SNL

I can’t not see it. (@ Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Steve Jobs in North Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/ivVPM8UdM9t

Making the rounds. (@ Bellacino’s Pizza & Grinders in Lexington, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/hf8Vplz7Zgq

Cheeseburger basket. (@ Rush’s in Lexington, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/5WA4T3ZGs5y

@laurenevemay BTW you aren’t alone in your misunderstanding of “Netflix and chill.” I didn’t realize it was so dirty either!

@laurenevemay @Iain_A_Cook @doksan Great show tonight! I had a wonderful time by myself :-)

I’m at The Fillmore Charlotte - @fillmorenc for CHVRCHES in Charlotte, NC www.swarmapp.com/c/bjZXnCeOJNp

Pre-concert dinner. (at @SonnysBBQ in Charlotte, NC) www.swarmapp.com/c/if0mq90TdvM

On the road again. This time for @CHVRCHES in Charlotte.

You know you are outnumbered when there is a line of women in the men’s restroom. #taylorswiftconcertproblems

I’m at Georgia Dome for Taylor Swift: The 1989 World Tour in Atlanta, GA www.swarmapp.com/c/5lJQfkc1qmH

You know the drill. (@ Rush’s in Lexington, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/jKflsrJT9m7

@treepaine I would love to thank Taylor in person for all she has done for me in ATL tomorrow. Any way you can help with that?

@taylornation13 I know it’s a long shot but is there any way to improve my chances of meeting @taylorswift13 tomorrow?

Well my Christmas vacation is now booked. #TheForceAwakens

That awkward moment when you tell someone looking at locks that you just started picking locks and the ones they are holding are no good.

My take on #DemDebate: Bernie has the best ideas, O’Malley was surprising, but Hilary is the clear front runner. No, I didn’t forget anyone.

It was nice to watch a Presidential debate where I didn’t want to throw things at my television. #DemDebate

RT @Nick_Offerman: Fly that motherfucking W. @Cubs

W #GoCubsGo

RT @Veronica: Being depressed online is hard. If you talk about being depressed people feel sorry for you, but if you fake it you feel like a lie.

@rxchxl: @jmjordan i can’t explain. i don’t even like R&B. maybe it’s that innocent-looking face singing nihilistic pro-drug sexual propaganda haha I accept this reasoning.

@rxchxl: Also, how great were @NICKIMINAJ and @theweeknd on #SNL ?! I don’t understand the @theweeknd love. I guess I know how others feel now.

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Sicario in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/gDaUMNALkhh

Getting Lois a new screen. (@ Apple Store, King Street in Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/81J68x539qA

Almost game time. (@ Sirrine Hall in Clemson, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/c1vyqrcvhqi

My five year craving is finally being satisfied. (@ Pot Belly Deli in Clemson, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/61tCSsG7Dgw

3 ponchos please. (@ The Athletic Department in Clemson, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/iPWkEGNoqel

Breakfast run. (@ Bojangles’ Famous Chicken ’n Biscuits - @bojangles1977 in Greenville, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/5NkCRLiUlnM

It’s game day! #GoTigers

I’m at I-385 Rest Area in Laurens, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/fd0MQfdMurG

Halfway to Tigertown. (@ Rush’s in West Columbia, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/h0Brlt4ufYC

:-D twitter.com/JensonButton/status/649504801802293248

@brianstucki: It’s days like this I really appreciate the @macminicolo internet pipes. Downloads the OS X update in just a few minutes. I’m considering a cross-country drive next year and would like to stop in LV. Do you office or data center tours for clients?

I’m at Chipotle Mexican Grill in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/kKZMZYVFR7q

Happy iPhone Day! 📱

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Black Mass in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/dgxIcbgDFIn

I’m at Apple Store, King Street in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/3BYHbaNASHB

Celebrating a little Howe’s 2nd birthday. (@ Mellow Mushroom - @mellowmtp in Mt Pleasant, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/8Bgl7EzInN3

It’s about damn time! twitter.com/F1onNBCSports/status/644165711737307137

Excuse me. When did Google Maps turn every city into a real life version of The Sims?!

.@kjincharleston’s Rose Gold iPhone 6s Plus will be here 9/25. #success

Halfway to that EGOT. twitter.com/THR/status/642010687280140289

@plexapp: “The future of television is apps.” We second that! Anxiously awaiting @APPLEOFFIClAL tvOS developer beta info! Who wants Plex on Apple TV?? @APPLEOFFIClAL I’m surprised they didn’t invite you on stage. You’re the only app I care about.

7% through “The Girl in the Spider’s Web”: Decent start so far. www.goodreads.com/user_status/show/75463950

Picking up a burger to-go even though I probably shouldn’t. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger) www.swarmapp.com/c/awo6bFyW6lO

RT @ZooeyDeschanel: My infant daughter is going to run for president. She remains silent all of the key issues but she’s much cuter than Donald Trump.

.@tatianamaslany please! twitter.com/GeekTyrant/status/639078542093893632

She means no, Justin.

Not that I need anymore hobbies but I think I want to learn how to pick locks.

Congrats to @taylorswift13 for owning the #VMAs! Also, congrats to Miley for getting away with “accidentally” exposing your nipple.

I’m at Regal Cinemas Palmetto Grande 16 - @regalmovies for Ricki and the Flash in Mt Pleasant, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/aV8pQdlhTS9

Family brunch. (@ The Islander - @chscuisine in Daniel Island, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/kQA1YdVbStY

I’m at Melvin’s Legendary Bar-B-Q in Mt Pleasant, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/13R11TTYO4Z

“The Evolution of Magazine Covers” by @karenxcheng medium.com/@karenxcheng/the-evolution-of-magazine-covers-d55514210a57?source=tw-52d72af48a11-1440630311040

At this point, if @MileyCyrus doesn’t host the VMAs completely nude while smoking pot I am going to be very disappointed.

Penultimate trivia with the Kucseras. (@ Mellow Mushroom - @mellowmushchs in Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/3JKeLhkh5B8

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for American Ultra in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/0UVOdqceFb0

I’m at Chacon’s of Georgetown in Georgetown, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/8QCZ785945R

Reliving my childhood. (@ Pavilion Arcade And Grill in Murrells Inlet, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/iWeXHrxKaIB

I’m at Jordan Cottage in Murrells Inlet, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/2kzyHQhAgyY

Early bird dinner. (@ Gulfstream Cafe - @sailboat in Murrells Inlet, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/aQFANA2MOe3

I’m at Jordan Cottage in Murrells Inlet, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/3vgfcntZ4Ed

I’m at Holy City Brewing in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/8YBFf9JzkpG

Just got recognized as the guy who wears the @taylorswift13 shirts. Mission accomplished.

RT @EmWatson: @lenadunham @people we got on that aggeesss ago : ) xx

RT @lenadunham: @people @EmWatson we already are :)

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for The Man from U.N.C.L.E. in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/0wYEo68XoWB

@EW I’m finally getting my collection organized. 2012-Present.

@brianstucki: @pschiller I’m glad the comments are setting him straight on the clearing of apps after use. Amazing how often I see that from iPhone users @pschiller Agreed. Huge pet peeve of mine.

Probably losing at trivia. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger in North Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/gxIFsPTF8Hg

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation www.swarmapp.com/c/7rHFewlCYkP

I, for one, enjoyed this season of #TrueDetective. Even if it was the complete opposite of last season.

I’m at Mellow Mushroom - @mellowmushchs in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/cbWc7Bk0kZF

I’m at @TheAlleyChas in Charleston, SC w/ @tylerskippy www.swarmapp.com/c/jEYc3K7Zct4

Friday Fun Lunch (@ Grimaldi’s Pizzeria - @grimaldispizza in Mt Pleasant, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/6iaFXQ2IuHe

Terrible news, but so glad to hear you are both OK, @JensonButton! www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3187384/Jenson-Button-wife-Jessica-gassed-burglars-steal-300k-worth-belongings.html

I’d like to watch the Republican debates, but they make me want to throw up.

I’m at Daniel Island Grille - @di_grille in Daniel Island, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/3DLnQ56rRGR

I’m at @Cinebarre for Minions in Mt Pleasant, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/aKV1y3GMvqy

@AnnaKendrick47: Just randomly discovered Jelly Belly donated to anti-trans-students campaign in 2013. Know any good alternatives for my jelly bean cravings? I’ve always preferred the Starburst jelly beans.

I’m at Mellow Mushroom - @mellowmushchs in Charleston, SC w/ @tylerskippy www.swarmapp.com/c/4W1JIYYM4yO

Not what I thought would happen but good news all the same! twitter.com/MrJamesMay/status/626696156853239808

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Vacation in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/8uT6jSj9U4B

I’m at @FirehouseSubs in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/et8oOnH55Up

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Trainwreck in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/0ItNillJKQP

RT @NICKIMINAJ: I’ve always loved her. Everyone makes mistakes. She gained so much more respect from me. Let’s move on. twitter.com/minajtheillest/status/624256826108944384

Can we all move on now? twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/624240681750536192

@nikolamcmurtrie Also, you kind of remind me of Anna Kendrick. Both comedy-wise and appearance-wise.

@nikolamcmurtrie Really enjoy your channel. You had me at the Jezza joke. Keep ’em coming!

@NatashaTheRobot: My #Swift newsletter is out! Discussing Singletons, Defer + Delegates, #AppleWatch Complications, Namespacing &more! https://t.co/LouqUas0v8 I’m a new subscriber, but this week’s newsletter just kept getting better and better!

@jesse_squires Just this weekend I was writing a ton of enums to hold constants and was wondering if it was overkill. Glad I’m not alone!

I’m at Mellow Mushroom - @mellowmushchs in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/b2eUn0didvR

I just had to use a credit card to pay for my food. Like some kind of animal.

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Ant-Man in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/5AXJUFszUwY

Dammit. :-( twitter.com/F1onNBCSports/status/622217010244657153

RT @SirPatStew: OMG I DIE!!! (no really, I might. I’m old.) twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/621810956159590401

I’m at Jim ‘N Nick’s Bar-B-Q - @jimnnicksbbq in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/lOco87nlyiF

It’s about damn time! twitter.com/OrphanBlack/status/621706260463927296

I’m at Terrace Theatre for The Overnight in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/a8m5GtqJffy

I’m at Mellow Mushroom - @mellowmushchs in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/kSXuWrA6ahV

I knew I liked this girl. twitter.com/THR/status/619920371811287040

RT @lenadunham: For anyone wondering, yes the U.S. women’s soccer team ladies are dope as fuuuck 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

If winning the World Cup wasn’t enough, @ussoccer_wnt was the special guest at @taylorswift13’s concert tonight. #squad

I’m not the biggest Facebook fan but this is awesome. twitter.com/BBCNewsbeat/status/619140231355236352

It’s work related. Really. (@ Apple Store, King Street in Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/bqsVUJJIdHz

RT @POTUS: What a win for Team USA! Great game @CarliLloyd! Your country is so proud of all of you. Come visit the White House with the World Cup soon.

Way to go, U.S. Women’s National Team!!! You made us proud. #WWC #USA

Ready for our ladies to kick some ass. #TeamUSA #WWC (@ Mellow Mushroom - @mellowmushchs in Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/hwAjjudkQn7

@tylerskippy: @rxchxl Circling the block we are. #Yoda @rxchxl You could have been having hamburgers at my house. Just sayin’.

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Terminator Genisys in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/igqBpd1oadR

@RuthsChrisCHS At least a couple of months before Foursquare got rid of them.

Well done, ladies! I’ll be cheering you on on Sunday. #TeamUSA

Need to get my mayorship back! (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger in North Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/2HiFaYK32gA

.@taylorswift13 and @EmWatson in one photo? I don’t think I can handle that. twitter.com/laurenaquilina/status/614954343570255873

Why is no one tweeting about the Women’s World Cup? #TeamUSA just beat China 1-0. Could today be any better to be an American?

Goooooooaaaaaaalllllllll!!!!! #TeamUSA

RT @AnnaKendrick47: Today is beautiful 🇺🇸💞💍

Well done, SCOTUS! #MarriageEquality twitter.com/nprnews/status/614435859253841920

@KimikoGlenn: back in khakis 😳🙏🏻 @OITNB #season4 #day1 http://t.co/rMuUQBICPf @OITNB Great news!

@rxchxl: Oh god I just realized it’s Monday and I still haven’t seen True Detective. I watched it last night. Already hooked.

RT @ElizabethBanks: @taylorswift13 is a BOSS. twitter.com/harmarsuperstar/status/612852125308055552

Just like that @taylorswift13 gets shit done. twitter.com/cue/status/612824775220555776

RT @tim_cook: My thoughts are with the victim’s families in SC.Let us honor their lives by eradicating racism & removing the symbols & words that feed it.

Father’s Day movie time. (@ Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Spy in North Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/15IbmYz2YAv

RT @jasonmjordan06: Pray for our city please. #chslove instagram.com/p/4F27bXI8Gy/

RT @jasonmjordan06: Let’s go! #chslove

@KimikoGlenn Did Stella deserve what happened at the end? #AskOrange

@KimikoGlenn Did you get to meet little Soso? #AskOrange

RT @FBI: Subject arrested in #Charleston shooting. Our sincere thanks to the public and our law enforcement partners.

RT @nprnews: Police identify man suspected of killing 9 at S.C. church as Dylann Storm Roof. n.pr/1d410gK

RT @postandcourier: .@FBI confirms that Dylann Roof, 21, of #Columbia area is suspect in #CharlestonShooting. #chsnews

Fuck the Second Amendment. #CharlestonShooting

@KimikoGlenn Yay, Soso and Poussey!

@KimikoGlenn Oh no, Soso!

That was fast! twitter.com/THRmovies/status/610554629970006016

Well then. #GameofThrones

My plan to not binge watch #OITNB is not going well. One day in and I’m already on episode 6.

Season 3 of #OITNB released 6 hours early? That works for me!

Doing poorly in trivia. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger in North Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/9Lfrz3HpG6M

Learning about all the new developer stuff coming out of #WWDC is a bit overwhelming.

@MattressesSC: @jmjordan Wait, do you stop there every time you’re in Columbia? For the most part. It’s not very often.

Dropping off the outrageously expensive rental car and waiting to be picked up. (at @chs_airport in Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/gZZItwefgmG

No trip through Columbia would be complete without it. (@ Rush’s in Columbia, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/e575LbuYXLC

No, thank you! RT @taylorswift13: Thank you for an epic Monday night, Charlotte! #1989TourCharlotte twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/608124233424769024/photo/1

That’s a wrap. Thanks to @kjincharleston and @mikejordan56 for a great time in Montreal and @taylorswift13 for the same in Charlotte!

I’m at Time Warner Cable Arena for Taylor Swift: The 1989 World Tour in Charlotte, NC www.swarmapp.com/c/67ObHvV8wtn

Two female execs on the #WWDC stage and reproductive health tracking in the Health app? Great to see Apple recognizing the greater sex!

One more activity: the 1989 World Tour. (@ Hilton Garden Inn Charlotte Airport in Charlotte, NC) www.swarmapp.com/c/8UNFpyHla80

Back in the States but still expecting everyone to be speaking French. (at @cltairport in Charlotte, NC) www.swarmapp.com/c/2g1LVtzMNwl

Diet Coke ✅ Boarding pass to Charlotte ✅ @taylorswift13’s UK Glamour ✅ Best Day Ever ✅

I’m hotter and sweater than I have been all weekend but I’m getting home 6 hours early! (at @torontopearson) www.swarmapp.com/c/dPDvS7BKhVc

Last row is better than no row. Trying to get back early for #1989WorldTour. www.swarmapp.com/c/eT7vTTOzW9K

I’m at @mbrgr in Montréal, QC www.swarmapp.com/c/3WbzbBy3cui

Is this French enough for you? (@ La Crêpe 2 Go in Montréal, QC) www.swarmapp.com/c/0U5sDyDiZtw

Back for seconds. (@ Il Focolaio in Montréal, QC) www.swarmapp.com/c/hzFmu3OahBy

Day 2. (@ Circuit Gilles Villeneuve - @grandprixf1can in Montréal, QC) www.swarmapp.com/c/aqoMBjJIb1r

It was great to meet you, @thebuxtonblog! Thanks for the funny stories and F1 insights.

Paging Mr. Buxton. (at @HurleysIrishPub in Montréal, QC) www.swarmapp.com/c/0TdzXa1wgkp

@thebuxtonblog I thought for sure this was going to be a reference to Lewis’ crash. Or is it?

Friday practice. (@ Circuit Gilles Villeneuve - @grandprixf1can in Montréal, QC) www.swarmapp.com/c/hQOWzmJ1G6w

@thebuxtonblog @HurleysIrishPub Nice! See you there.

Dinner time. Not quite French-Canadian but I’m getting warmer. (@ Il Focolaio in Montréal, QC) www.swarmapp.com/c/0qHU8XKc5xT

Picking up a new band. (@ Apple Store, Sainte-Catherine in Montréal, QC) www.swarmapp.com/c/d2s3WaYziCm

Trying not to overdo it. (@ Cinéma Banque Scotia - @cinemascineplex for Mad Max: Fury Road in Montréal, QC) www.swarmapp.com/c/4Kd0iQRIzpL

Next stop: Montreal. (@ Newark Liberty International Airport (EWR) in Newark, NJ) www.swarmapp.com/c/lNeRawksr9i

First stop: Newark. (@ Charleston International Airport (CHS) - @chs_airport in Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/ieZAlfwDFcE

It’s too bad I don’t travel more. Apple has made it quite fun!

@thebuxtonblog When can we expect details on the Canadian Buxton Bash?

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Aloha in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/8ncNL7n35Y4

I’m afraid to watch @iamrashidajones’ doc “Hot Girls Wanted,” but I’m too intrigued not to.

@katharinemcphee When can I pre-order the new album?!

@jh32488: @jmjordan @automatic as far as I know they aren’t selling the original one anymore. Did you get the $20 upgrade discount? @automatic No! I didn’t see that option.

Take 2. (at @Cinemark 14 for Pitch Perfect 2 in Myrtle Beach, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/eN8v1mlXj9W

@jh32488: @automatic it seems like a 1st gen adapter came in the sealed package when I upgraded to the new one? Ugh frustrating http://t.co/vFt113oXO6 @automatic That’s kind of what I was worried about too. There wasn’t an indication of which version I was getting.

@jh32488: Replaced my 1st gen @automatic link to use dashcommand and it won’t connect http://t.co/SZ4FX7NdWW @automatic That’s not a good sign. That’s why I replaced mine as well. It arrives tomorrow.

I’m at Jordan Cottage in Murrells Inlet, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/6XtzUWGrtuz

Mmm… (@ Sara J’s in Murrells Inlet, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/gR4ozEDskp8

@VZWSupport I mainly just need data. I’m going to Montreal. I have a shared family plan.

@ambermac I’m traveling to Canada from the U.S. soon. Can you tell me how I can use my Verizon iPhone while there? Thanks!

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Mad Max: Fury Road in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/27na4YEUyR8

@mgsiegler: Pretty sure I’m not imagining that the Apple Watch update has made the all-important turn-your-wrist-to-illuminate 1000x more reliable. Also, Glances seem to load much faster.

@_BananaCabana: @jmjordan What’d you like more: the movie or the pre-movie pizza? Not that the pizza was bad, the movie was just that good.

@_BananaCabana: @jmjordan What’d you like more: the movie or the pre-movie pizza? Easily the movie.

RT @AnnaKendrick47: No.1??? Half naked supermodels in Mad Max and y’all went to see awkward chicks sing and do vagina jokes?? This is a world I can get behind👯✊

Much like every episode before it, I do not pretend to understand the final #MadMen. It sure was excellent, though. I think.

Happy Birthday, Mom! (at @Morgan_Creek Grille in Isle of Palms, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/8h7TiHspLjQ

I’m at Regal Cinemas Palmetto Grande 16 - @regalmovies for Pitch Perfect 2 in Mt Pleasant, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/bBUAw1sWUhx

Pre-Pitch Perfect 2 Pizza (@ Grimaldi’s Pizzeria - @grimaldispizza in Mt Pleasant, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/iWhX4h3ww92

Don’t mind if I do. #RIPBBKing #Pandora pdora.co/1A6W7yj

I’m at Terrace Theatre for Welcome to Me in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/i8MxqJZ7AD5

Back to the Future’s version 2015 can keep their flying cars. I just paid for groceries with my freaking watch!

Home Depot is now supporting Apple Pay. I might have to switch home improvement stores…

I sure hope the heart rate sensor in my Apple Watch is accurate because the nurse at my doctor’s appt. this morning used it in my chart.

If Mike Huckabee even becomes a nominee for President I’m moving to Canada.

@hallschophouse: @jmjordan hope your enjoying yourself! Had a great time. Thanks!

Top 10 in America? I’ll be the judge of that. (at @HallsChophouse in Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/8d2LBoeRKwy

I’m at Regal Cinemas Palmetto Grande 16 - @regalmovies for Avengers: Age of Ultron in Mt Pleasant, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/2VGVEZiUxkO

It’s only been 24 hours and I absolutely love my Apple Watch. Thanks, @tim_cook and company!

@tylerskippy: @rxchxl That’s not the path of the i5K! @rxchxl That was my thought too. Also, it’s a day early.

Now that I have my Apple Watch I can do some real testing of my @uptimerobot app.

RT @macminicolo: Getting started with your own Mac mini server is simple: blog.macminicolo.net/post/117609799183/how-to-host-a-mac-mini-server And now is a great time to do it: macminicolo.net/100

RT @iamrashidajones: I love & respect men! And men, if you love & respect us, please support our social, political and economic equality!! #RTIfURaMaleFeminist

RT @iamrashidajones: & until we have TRUE gender equality in the world (we absolutely don’t), I will stand proud as a femininist, ugly or not. #FeministsAreUgly

Someone appreciates my clutter. instagram.com/p/15v1CiIxPB/

Treated myself to a movie, @annakendrick47. instagram.com/p/14Xu58IxHW/

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for Ex Machina in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/gN8WOISJzoy

@sarahlane: who doesn’t think “next monday” is the same as “this coming monday”? In no universe would I say “next monday” and want you to skip a monday There is a new word that means the one after next: “oxt.” Let’s make it happen!

I got a shipment notification… for my Coin… finally. That’ll tide me over. Not really. #AppleWatch

Finally using my Harry Potter glasses. Looks like I’m a Hufflepuff today. instagram.com/p/1x-PTRoxPs/

Pro tip: Don’t forget your OS X keychain password.

Is there anything Sublime Text can’t do?

I can’t believe I’m pulling for Vettel. #BahrainGP

Who SSL certificates were so damn expensive?!

@macminicolo: @jmjordan Imagine if it wasn’t on the long list of installs from the promo. Sorry you had to wait the full 18. =) No worries! :-)

Color me impressed. Only 18 hours have passed since I placed my order and my machine is already up and running on @macminicolo.

@rxchxl: @jmjordan @tylerskippy He promised me a new MacBook if I documented the unveiling. @tylerskippy That’s a good deal! I call dibs on the next one.

@tylerskippy: No knife necessary. Thanks, pull-tab. http://t.co/pOLjG6o8PK Which one of your poor roommates did you force to be your photographer?

After thinking about it for a couple of years now I finally signed up for @macminicolo. Looking forward to working with them.

@macminicolo: @jmjordan not usually. We’ll usually have it live within an hour or two with a fresh install of the OS and screen sharing setup. What are the options for getting it seeded from an external HD?

@macminicolo: Twenty-four hours later and we’ve already filled 20 spots. Great start. Still plenty of good used machines. http://t.co/hNKEa34c1I If we buy a used Mini from you guys do you ship it to us first?

installs Android Studio What have I become?!

Happy birthday to two bad bitches, @EmWatson and @Maisie_Williams. #AllMenMustDie #JustKidding #HeForShe

Looks like I’ll be staying up to watch the #ChineseGP on @F1onNBCSports after all.

@garrily Ha. That was fast!

@garrily That makes sense.

@garrily Yeah the band choices are very strange.

@garrily Nice! I got the pink Sport :-)

Looks like #AppleWatch shipping times have already started to slip. I hope you got yours in time!

It took trying with three different browsers but I got my Apple Watch ordered.

I’m at Regal Cinemas Charles Towne Square 18 - @regalmovies for The Divergent Series: Insurgent www.swarmapp.com/c/jyzrn4FfKtt

@tylerskippy: Question for my friends: will Top Gear survive without Clarkson? (NOT whether you want it to.) no.

Just accidentally binge watched most of #TheJinx. I’m going to need some #UnbreakableKimmySchmidt now.

Three girls have complimented my @taylorswift13 “no its becky” shirt at Disney today. Maybe I’m on to something…

I’m at Magic Kingdom® Park - @waltdisneyworld in Lake Buena Vista, FL www.swarmapp.com/c/cauaENLoJTC

RT @bdmusser: Finally at Hogwarts & Hogsmeade!!! #HarryPotter #BestDayEver

Remembering that time I was here 11 years ago. #Catband (at @Margaritaville in Orlando, FL) www.swarmapp.com/c/2gFU0Pm2MaX

Hogsmeade is busy today!

I’m at Universal’s Islands Of Adventure - @universalorl in Orlando, FL www.swarmapp.com/c/3QmEIGUP9NJ

Dinner time. (@ Uno Pizzeria & Grill - Orlando - @unochicagogrill in Orlando, FL) www.swarmapp.com/c/2RcXlKoAXMY

I’m at Regal Cinemas Pointe Orlando 20 & IMAX - @regalmovies for Whiplash in Orlando, FL www.swarmapp.com/c/dGT2X1OTcdG

Time for #OnePlace2015! (@ Walt Disney World Dolphin Hotel - @swandolphin in Lake Buena Vista, FL w/ @tylerskippy) www.swarmapp.com/c/9k4U1bUpUAJ

RT @AnnaKendrick47: We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 “apple watch” as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

Current road trip music is being provided by #AppleLive.

Dear Women of the World, You are all incredible. Sincerely, A Proud Feminist #InternationalWomensDay #HeForShe

:-( RT @TheRealNimoy: A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP

I’m going to need Bill Nye or Neil deGrasse Tyson tell me what color this damn dress is. I don’t trust anyone else.

@rxchxl: Is Birdman the weirdest movie ever to win Best Picture? …must investigate. It is the second lowest grossing Best Picture winner with only 37.7M if that tells you anything.

My #Oscars ballot was a failure but my party was a success. Congrats, @bdmusser. cc: @rxchxl

Looks like Ryan is trying pretty hard to #AskHerMore. Well done, sir.

@Sia This one was adopted!

@HenryGoldblatt: If nothing else, tonight has proved that @realjonlovitz is a good sport #SNL40 @EW @realjonlovitz Kayne too.

Sia! #SNL40

I’m at North Charleston Performing Arts Center - @nchascoliseum for The Book of Mormon in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/lldp74jbRLd

@tylerskippy: I’m at Charleston International Airport (CHS) - @chs_airport in Charleston, SC https://t.co/dTUHqJB2zQ welcome home!

This is bullshit. Those awards belong to @Sia or @taylorswift13.

I don’t get all this Sam Smith love. There, I said it.

For the fact the she has never won a Grammy before I have to pull for @margaretslie tonight. Sorry,… instagram.com/p/y3CLhlIxKm/

.@Sia and @taylorswift13 are up for the same awards tonight. That is going to be a real struggle.

I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for The Theory of Everything in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/2kVM2Ba659E

I’m at Memminger Auditorium in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/80oPWNNOBNE

Birfday celebration. (at @TheAlleyChas in Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/hW3FrmoTTxw

I’m at Mellow Mushroom - @mellowmushchs in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/8aezd7bkI2U

I am now the owner of a pink bow tie.

RT @billboard: “1989” is the first album to sell 4 million copies since… @TaylorSwift13’s last album! blbrd.cm/6a4lS1

Family movie night. (@ Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for American Sniper) www.swarmapp.com/c/dCR45mlejH5

Damn, @Sia. That is how it’s done. #SNL

I haven’t seen this place this busy since the last HP. (@ Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies) www.swarmapp.com/c/iruikr7XG9E

Being woken up to the power going out after falling asleep at 6:30 is a very confusing situation. At least I now know my UPS works.

@MichelleAkin: Wtf Welcome to New York shuffled on as we landed. Wtf. Witches. Do you think you’ll ever cover ‘All Too Well’ by @taylorswift13?

So far two of my usages of Apple Pay have taken me more time. I didn’t realize I could use it and already had my CC out.

@MichelleAkin: I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN http://t.co/igN3uPsNRS Think you’ll ever tackle ‘All Too Well?’

Trivia with Bill and some girls. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger in North Charleston, SC) www.swarmapp.com/c/hCPRnKRLyDA

@MichelleAkin: @jmjordan I just google the chords Gotcha. I’ve been wanting to learn to play piano. Have any suggestions on where to start?

@MichelleAkin: NEW COVER! THE STORY OF US by T-Swift - A SWIFT KICK IN THE FEELS (see what I did there?) http://t.co/z8KxHJbKFm Do you use @taylorswift13’s official piano books or something else?

@PiperPerabo: Wanna hang tomorrow? I miss u guys already! tomorrow I’ll be in WashDC fighting for #RaisingWages u can watch live a… http://t.co/dhbyrAeVYq So sorry about CA ending. Keep us updated on your next gig!

“@THR: USA’s #CovertAffairs Canceled After Five Seasons bit.ly/1ACg8dY” Aww… :-(

We all made it through the first Monday of 2015! #highfive

@tylerskippy: @jmjordan Good luck this week! Though apparently you won’t need it. Ya never know!

I’m at Mellow Mushroom - @mellowmushchs in Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/3APWQoAAgnb

@krzyzanowskim Absolutely!

I wish I had a reason to use PGP more often/at all.

I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for Big Eyes in North Charleston, SC www.swarmapp.com/c/89L2wFEYt74

RT @ofarevolution: @taylorswift13 great show!

The aforementioned friends, Abbie, @bdmusser, and @tylerskippy (behind the camera). #HappyNewYear!

You know you have good friends when they voluntarily stop playing a game so you could watch @taylorswift13 without distraction. #NYE2015

RT @tylerskippy: Where is this woman’s belly button? Inquiring minds want to know? We can’t shake it off! #NewYears

RT @tylerskippy: Seriously, the belly button convo is still going on. #NewYears

RT @tylerskippy: Taylor Swift’s appearance has triggered a discussion on belly button location. #NewYears