@Sia Is ‘We Are Born’ the only album of yours available on vinyl?
2013
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/JubE1D
@willbuxton You let out the magic blue smoke?
@letterboxd: Happy holidays all! Hit us with your favorite one liners from this year’s releases, we need some for a thing. “I want to rob.” - @EmWatson, ‘The Bling Ring’
@sarahlane: Barista points to my TWiT hoodie. “You like This Week in Tech?” “I work there, actually.” “Oh cool! So you know Leo Laporte?” “Yep.” “Cool!” Clearly they were big fans.
Is it just me or is this SNL one of the best in a very long time?
Yes, Madonna just pulled out an iPhone to record something in the middle of an SNL sketch.
RT @shitmydadsays: “1st amendment doesn’t protect assholes from criticism. The right to act like an asshole and be called an asshole’s the same fucking right.”
RT @BBCNewsUS: Girl With A Dragon Tattoo series publisher announces writer has been hired to pen fourth installment www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25419214
It’s time. #NowPlaying Merry Christmas by Mariah Carey on @Rdio: rd.io/x/QVu6MiJb_rA/
I spy @_KateMara in a Broken Bells video. Cool.
Is there no way to restore iTunes rentals from your phone to Apple TV? cc: @sarahlane
RT @feministtswift: And they were all standing around me singing / “Happy Birthday to You” / And there was nothing missing / I don’t need a man to complete me
Lunch with Dad. (@ Madra Rua Irish Pub) 4sq.com/1bBN4Cs
Happy birthday, @taylorswift13! I hope you have a great one.
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/Jkhp2Q
@tatianamaslany Congrats on the nomination! I’ll be pulling for you on January 12th!
@gracehelbig: YOUTUBE #Rewind2013 IS HERE! Can you spot me? @youtube https://t.co/Z8t4YvWdAW @YouTube Nice ‘Thriller’ moves.
My review of the #VSFashionShow: not enough @taylorswift13.
@AnnaKendrick47 The story with this tweet is it’s about Perd Hapley.
@MichelleAkin: .@jmjordan my teacher uses it! Have any suggestions for a beginner?
@MichelleAkin: The Yamaha P-155 - Mine!!!!!!!! http://t.co/7max02Hvxt You have inspired me to start piano lessons next year. How did you decide on that Yamaha?
RT @lenadunham: I feel as much guilt about napping as some people would about murdering
The news about Paul Walker makes me sad. The Fast and the Furious is on Bravo right now. I think I’ll watch it.
I’ve had fried chicken for every meal since Thanksgiving. #CLEMvsSCAR #GoTigers
I forgot how epic the end of Little Miss Sunshine is.
@HistoricalPics That isn’t Emma Watson. It’s Emma Roberts.
Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for @kjincharleston, @mikejordan56, @jasonmjordan06 and all the other people in my life.
Can you guess when I was photo editor for @tapsyearbook?
RT @andyhone: We gave the @RenaultSportF1 V8 Engine a bloody good send off tonight. Limiter taken off, she. was. screaming! #F1
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 4sq.com/18g3GW2
“@GeekTyrant: Lucasfilm Confirms R2-D2 for STAR WARS: EPISODE VII rant.to/1dYZzvx by @JoeyPaur” How was this in doubt?
RT @EmWatson: Noah Trailer : www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeecpWM8AA&feature=youtu.be
@parislemon: Great video. Great site. Hopefully great tech! https://t.co/xzg70GUmjE Agreed. However, I’m a little bummed you’ll have to buy a new one once the battery dies.
RT @lilyallen: In case you missed it here’s my new video. HARD OUT HERE smarturl.it/HardOutHereVideo?IQid=twi
@lilyallen: I am honestly on the verge of tears. So overwhelmed by your feedback. Thank you, thank you, thank you. #HOH Finally listened to #HOH. Love it! So glad you are back!
@gracehelbig No joke. All weekend I thought you were at something call BUTTER Festival.
That was good timing on my part. I turned on the CMAs seconds before @taylorswift13 was introduced to perform.
Not sure if that #SNL cold open helped or hurt but I thought it was funny. Of course, I’m probably not the target audience.
When I was a kid we carved pumpkins all the way through. None of this shading nonsense.
@sarahlane: Forgot to go to math class all year again in my dream last night. Knew I wouldn’t graduate. Felt the world collapsing. Brains are assholes. I have that dream too! What do you think it means?
#NowPlaying Walk On The Wild Side by Lou Reed on @Rdio: rd.io/x/QVu6Mjdz4Ww/ RIP, Lou.
@MalloryDyson: About to start deleting everyone on Facebook using bitstrips. What is a bitstrip?
@MichelleAkin: I don’t care about numbers, but I do like reaching more and more people who can benefit from what I have to say. So, yay!!' I don’t have many regrets, but not discovering GraceNMichelle in its heyday is definitely one of them.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance! RT @EW: Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr separate ow.ly/qb0ak
@MalloryDyson: I haaaate when people tilt their tiger paws the wrong way. #1oclock #nothard Agreed. I’m always tempted to fix them if they are magnets.
I’m timing getting back to my desk for the Apple keynote just in time to miss all of the retail updates at the beginning.
RT @sarahlane: Would be kinda cool if the lights go down and Wale comes up and Tim Cook walks out to “SHORTY GOT A BIG OL BUTT, OH YEEEEEAH” fist pumping
The more I read about last night’s episode of Homeland the less I like it.
RT @EW: “NBC has put ‘Parks and Recreation’ on hiatus ow.ly/q2qyl” Fuck you, NBC.
@laurenv1024: I think it worked! http://t.co/qLT3hXOAkr Still at the same address?
RT @taylornation13: “Sweeter Than Fiction” is available at iTunes NOW! smarturl.it/STFit @onechancemovie
Wow. #Homeland
Silhouette. instagram.com/p/ftQBwKoxAE/
Today my parents, @kjincharleston and @mikejordan56, have been married for 34 years! Help me congratulate them.
Good ole rocky top, rocky top Tennessee!!! #GoVols
Watching @CollegeGameDay looking through some of my old photos. Found this one of @collin_sarvis and the @CURallyCats
Marvin sans hard drives, optical drives, memory, and fans. He needed a good cleaning. instagram.com/p/foGOPvoxHj/
I saw ‘Captain Phillips’ tonight. AKA the best recruitment video for the US Navy ever made.
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for Captain Phillips (North Charleston, SC) w/ 3 others 4sq.com/15FIRPS
I’m watching #Homeland live. I know, it’s like it’s 2003 or something.
Friday! (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger) 4sq.com/1afECsq
RT “@sallyhs: Spotted outside Lincoln Memorial - random dude mowing. twitter.com/sallyhs/status/387945982769762305/photo/1” Someone’s finally making SC look good.
Burger night with Mom and Dad. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger) 4sq.com/19yngpI
Giving Marvin some added years of life with the help of an SSD. instagram.com/p/fONydmoxD7/
RT @SECLogoParody: BREAKING: After talks with his “non-agent” Jay-Z, South Carolina DE Jadeveon Clowney has decided to officially change his name to Lay-Z.
Getting Charlotte’s tire checked out. She keeps yelling at me that it’s low. (@ Hay Tire & Automotive Services) 4sq.com/1gntkbU
I would extremely happy if Apple releases Mavericks alongside new MacBook Pros tomorrow. /fingers crossed
Prepping for the release of Mavericks by finally buying an SSD for Marvin. I think he still has some life in him.
@MalloryDyson: Getting nervous about the FSU… but I believe. Having them at home should help a great deal. Hopefully…
RT @tim_cook: Second anniversary of Steve’s death. Going on a long hike today and reflecting on his friendship and all the dents he made in the universe.
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for Gravity (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/17D5Njw
Blimey, ‘Gravity’ has a 98% on RT. I guess I need to fit that into my plans this weekend.
@lilyallen: iPhone 5s question , is the fingerprint thing just to buy shit off I tunes, can you not use it instead of a passcode to wake it up ? Yes. You can use it to unlock your phone.
Jeez, @ConanOBrien! How dare you ask Juliet about her fake arch-rival in a fake interview.
RT @HBO: We know you’re feeling tense. Watch the #governmentshutdown episode of @VeepHBO: itsh.bo/1bp22Co @OfficialJLD
That’s one of the hands that made those two lights come on. instagram.com/p/e8cbM-IxKk/
Thanks, assholes. #governmentshutdown
“@parislemon: I’ve reset phone, turned iMessage on and off, reset network settings. Still cannot send a single iMessage…” Ditto.
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for Rush (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/194TUoP
@parislemon Any idea how stable Mavericks is?
RT @EW: Taylor Swift will co-star in long-awaited adaptation of ‘The Giver’ ow.ly/phoNl
RT @comediva: #BAMFGirlsClub Ep. 11 is here! #Buffy faces off with a FIREDEMON! Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XVqo5sNe5Q
Greatest cold open ever. #ParksAndRec
Are we having Fun. yet? @ Family Circle Cup Stadium instagram.com/p/eqnzBjIxFs/
Hanging out with Tegan and Sara on the Island. @ Family Circle Cup Stadium instagram.com/p/eqdnipoxHn/
I’m at Family Circle Cup Stadium for fun. with very special guests Tegan and Sara (Daniel Island, SC) w/ 41 others 4sq.com/1amE6uL
If you don’t need glasses to see I hate you right now.
@jh32488: Stop everything youre doing and watch the new episode of @TWiT hosted by @sarahlane w/ @shwood & @martinsargent as guests! Also @Tim_Stevens @TWiT @sarahlane @shwood @martinsargent @Tim_Stevens Way ahead of you! I need more of that team hosting.
“@BBCNewsUS: Apple sells 9 million of its new #iPhone models in 3 days bbc.in/1gSluob” Clearly the 5c is too expensive.
Can’t say I agree with all of tonight Emmy winners, but it was still a fun night. Highlight was definitely @OfficialJLD’s speech.
Kaley Cuoco in Vera Wang my have overtaken Alyson as my favorite.
My favorite dress of the night goes to Alyson Hannigan. I’m really digging the purple. #Emmys
If you don’t watch Veep you probably didn’t appreciate @OfficialJLD’s acceptance speech. If you do, it was epic. “Gary?”
Squee! I love awards shows. Prepare yourself for some live #Emmys tweeting for the next few hours.
The Dunham/Daines interview on the #Emmys #ERedCarpet made the whole 2 hours completely worth it.
@_KateMara Love you in #HouseOfCards. Also, if you see/talk to your sis tell her I just saw Ain’t Them Bodies and thought she was wonderful.
I’m at Citadel Mall IMAX Stadium 16 for Ain’t Them Bodies Saints (Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/15iNgdB
RT @EmWatson: Happy Birthday Hermione Jean Granger.
@kjincharleston: @jmjordan APPLAUSE!!! Thanks!
Can we get a round of applause for all the iOS developers? I was not expecting so many complete UI overhauls based on iOS7. Well done, guys.
RT @parislemon: So far: 40% of iOS 7 app design work is fairly nice but sloppy, 40% is just a lame re-skin, 20% is really great.
To all my iPhone friends out there, read this article after you upgrade to iOS7 today. You are going to need it. www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2013/09/how-to-use-ios-7/
I don’t care much for Kool-aid.
The good news? @tripsapp is available just in time for iOS7 tomorrow. The bad news? It crashes in iOS6.
Get ready, everyone! The iOS7 update for @tripsapp will be available shortly.
Today’s evening commute. instagram.com/p/eVn3NTIxBG/
Side note: @shailenewoodley has two movies rated on RottenTomatoes: 91 for TSN and 89 for The Descendants. I’ll have to keep an eye on her.
The Spectacular Now with @shailenewoodley? More like The Spectacular Wow!
I’m at Regal Palmetto Grande Stadium 16 - @regalmovies for The Spectacular Now (Mount Pleasant, SC) w/ 4 others 4sq.com/1ggtsa9
RT @twitter: We’ve confidentially submitted an S-1 to the SEC for a planned IPO. This Tweet does not constitute an offer of any securities for sale.
Wow. Some Wall St. analysts actually understand $AAPL. www.valuewalk.com/2013/09/apple-inc-aapl-iphone-5c-positive/
@jh32488: Catching up on #OrphanBlack. Did you watch it? #GetGlue http://t.co/yCTvfr5ogJ Yes. It was amazing.
I’m kind of excited about this screen. (I made it)
@F1onNBCSports: Does that give Ferrari the strongest line-up in 2014? Raikkonen/Alonso vs Rosberg/Hamilton vs Vettel/Ricciardo #F1onNBC Wow. No faith in Button/Perez?
Congrats! RT @Sia: It’s been three years to the day since I stopped drinking. And other things. Ahem. #itssomuchbetterandlessdepressing
@MalloryDyson: People still care about Apple products? Only a 100 million or so.
Predictions: iPhone 5S, low-cost iPhone, and updated MacBook Pros (that one is just for me).
With that being said, I am really looking forward to Tim Cook and Co. showing me some things that I’m going to want to buy.
I am more excited to watch @twitlive’s coverage of Apple’s announcement than I am about the actual announcement. cc: @sarahlane @leolaporte
Happy Apple keynote day! Hopefully my shirt will bring us new Macs! instagram.com/p/eFNyrRoxEF/
Have fun in San Francisco, @kjincharleston and @mikejordan56!
RT @Sia: “I have a song coming out on a soundtrack in November but my album probably won’t be till march.” Please let this be real!
@bodingzhang: Pretty sure this cup has asbestos on the bottom but I still love it. http://t.co/gEws4YXl3U You might want to hide your CAC a little better next time.
OK. I guess instead of sleep I’ll be watching @paramore’s #iTunesFestival show.
After patiently waiting, my @automatic Link is arriving today. Can’t wait to drive around aimlessly after work to try it out.
Hold the phone. Apple is announcing something next week? I am shocked! Shocked I tell you.
@KariByron: Final round in the #Emmys dress decision @MythBusters http://t.co/37i5oz1wYL Red strapless.
@KariByron: Wait there are more http://t.co/AuZ4xZW1NQ Black no. 2
@KariByron: I am trying to chose a dress for the #Emmys Help me decide! Here is first round. @MythBusters http://t.co/sHj2XKA7W5 Black.
6th times a charm on #MoleskineQuest2013.
Is it really too much to ask to be able to walk into a store and find the Moleskine I want? #hipsterproblems
RT @TimBourret: Top 25 sec teams have lost 8 games to non conference teams since 2011. 4 of the 8 have been against clemson.
Clemson wins. #UGAvsCLEM
I hope you picked over on the 72 point over/under. #UGAvsCLEM
Touchdown Clemson. #UGAvsCLEM
I wear purple on game days. instagram.com/p/dscY1jIxIR/
Everyone welcome my dad, @mikejordan56, to Twitter!
Hey, Tillman Hall. Lookin’ good! #CollegeGameday #Clemson
@garrily Not sure. I’ve only been a member for a few months. I’ll reevaluate once my year is up.
@garrily I like it so far. The problem is finding enough movies to go see to make it worth it. I’m not sure I’ve broken even on it.
I look forward to seeing Colbert’s response to Daft Punk’s “appearance” on the VMAs.
If I don’t see at least a dozen GIFs of @taylorswift13 dancing at the VMAs tomorrow I will be very disappointed.
Yay! @taylorswift13 #VMAs Also, daaamn!
Was that suppose to be good? #kanye #VMAs
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for The World’s End (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/158tRMP
I’m at work telling myself that it is just a very casual Friday.
Hey look, it’s last year’s #bfengineers “Engineer of the Year,” @tyler_skippy. @ Daniel Island Country… instagram.com/p/dW21N4oxIW/
@parislemon: iOS [redacted] does seem pretty rock solid. You should do a similar poll/experiment for another unreleased Apple OS.
“@GeekTyrant: It’s Official: Ben Affleck is Batman rant.to/151lM5z via @GeekTyrant” Interesting… Sure. Why not.
Yay! My new Yellow Pages has arrived. instagram.com/p/dVbaFdIxFt/
I have a cookie for the first person to guess what this is. instagram.com/p/dK0IBloxHM/
This could be a problem. instagram.com/p/dIM_IRIxMD/
I really appreciate when the weather cooperates with my mood. instagram.com/p/dAQ3MHIxKq/
Of course “When Harry Met Sally” is on right now. #IllHaveWhatShesHaving
I’m at Citadel Mall IMAX Stadium 16 for Lovelace (Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/149aVXI
@parislemon: Apple has found their disruptive new thing, making their stock surge: the iCahn. Shhhh! You’ll scare it away.
RT @brianstucki: If you’d like to see @johnmayer in what looks like a feather boa and hear his new album, it’s streaming on iTunes: d.pr/XWtk
RT @OARtweets: HEY OAR FAMILY!!! Tweet @nbcsnl with the hash tag #SNLmusic for @ofarevolution #OAR
I just completed a trip using @tripsapp. It was 6.34 mi long and took 0:10:38 to complete. My route was 66.40% efficient. #morningcommute
Getting back on the iOS development horse was a little rough but I think I already have @tripsapp ready for iOS 7.
Making progress by making a wall. instagram.com/p/c1-_oJIxD2/
My little weirdo. instagram.com/p/c1-vcToxDU/
I’m at Regal Palmetto Grande Stadium 16 - @regalmovies for The Way, Way Back (Mount Pleasant, SC) 4sq.com/137jBD0
I really hope today goes by slowly. You hear me, Friday? Please go by slowly. I want to savor every moment with you.
RT @PsychoIogicaI: Introverts vs. Extroverts
I don’t care what The Onion says I’m still going to enjoy a movie by myself. (at @regalmovies for We’re the Millers) 4sq.com/1bavvMo
Progress! One door up, one to go. #bathroom #remodel instagram.com/p/csMN5toxKD/
Tiny cupcake? Don’t mind if I do. instagram.com/p/crJu9zIxBA/
Now there is a train blocking N. Rhett. #chs #traffic
I526 @ N. Rhett is not moving. Unfortunately that is the only way to DI. #chs #traffic
RT @indiewire: Ellen DeGeneres To Host’s 86th Academy Awards flip.it/8sEFl I approve.
The Moto X is a gimmick. However, if I were to buy an Android, that would probably be the one I’d get.
Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/cdExQ2oxHy/
“@THR: Lowe, Jones Exiting ‘Parks and Rec’ After 13 Ep of Season 6 bit.ly/133tLPE” Literally the worst news I have heard all week.
If would appear my body is rejecting all of my favorite things.
I voted for @TaylorSwift13 to win Video Of The Year at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards #vma www.mtv.com/ontv/vma/2013/video-of-the-year/
I voted for @TaylorSwift13 to win Best Female Video at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards #vma www.mtv.com/ontv/vma/2013/best-female-video/
Aww, that’s cute. Google finally figured out how to display a tablet home screen in landscape.
This is me. Not giving any of the shits. instagram.com/p/cF9AvnIxPF/
I think I watched “Orange is the New Black” too quickly. I’m not sure how I can wait a year for more.
@MalloryDyson: @jmjordan Hahaha, my apologies! I promise I will not share any other times I eat there out of complete embarrassment! #TDYcaloriesdontcount I think it’s more like #InNOutCaloriesDontCount
@MalloryDyson: Huge mistake trying In-N-Out the first day of my two weeks in California. How many miles to burn this… http://t.co/0thhmJdKBY On behalf of everyone on the East coast, not cool.
If you haven’t seen the new trailer for ‘Catching Fire’ then I have nothing to say to you.
It saddens me to see @amandabynes in “What a Girl Wants.”
Based on today’s Emmys nominations and how many things were supposedly snubbed, I’d say that there is a ton of excellent TV on right now.
Look who I found. It’s the boys of O.A.R. @ Family Circle Cup Stadium instagram.com/p/b42fscIxFF/
I’m at Family Circle Cup Stadium for O.A.R. (Daniel Island, SC) w/ 13 others 4sq.com/11Y2HWW
@marcroberge @jerrydepizzo Can we here ‘Give Me Something’ in CHS tonight? It’ll be my 11th show!
RT @pattonoswalt: If you guys aren’t binge-watching ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK, then I don’t know what to do with you.
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for Pacific Rim (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/14S1b6P
Did anything good happen today?
@tapsyearbook: Excited to add a new book! If you’re interested in a copy of the 2013 book or a past book email taps@clemson.edu http://t.co/2WH1jCBnsM I remember when I put mine on the shelf (2010). Congrats!
RT @britneyspears: Had an AMAZING writing session today with the beautiful and talented @Sia. We wrote such a special song together :)
Crap. “Pitch Perfect” is on HBO right now. I needed to clean!
My nighttime visitor is back. instagram.com/p/bnIImIIxNi/
@willbuxton You could probably make an argument that lowering the speed limit will actual lead to more unsafe releases.
RT @feministtswift: You think that it’s funny when I’m / Mad mad mad / You don’t take my emotions seriously / So I think that it’s best if you just leave
My conscience is clear. I am now paying for Showtime.
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for The Heat (North Charleston, SC) w/ 2 others 4sq.com/16RQxNt
Testing the connections. instagram.com/p/bWxJ16oxMP/
America. 🇺🇸🎉
@Veronica: OK my Southern friends, I’m looking for a cool place to stay with my mom in the beginning of Sept, driving distance from Atlanta (< 5 hrs). Charleston.
Dinner with the parents. (at @TheRarebitChs) 4sq.com/12H16CG
Yes, networking equipment makes me happy. What? instagram.com/p/bUeYtvIxGX/
I feel a little insecure when I can’t SSH into my computer at home while I’m out.
RT @acedtect: Is Google Reader down for anybody else?
@lilyrosecooper: “True Love” @P!nk’s official video ft. ME !!!!!!!! Watch it on VEVO here http://t.co/nvkeKMU7MS I’ve missed your voice. Is this a sign of more to come?
“@EmWatson: Murray Murray Murray!!! #wimbledon2013” I can support this.
@lilyrosecooper Is your collaboration with Pink a sign of more to come?
I think I just set a record for the shortest trip to Lowe’s: 15 minutes.
@automatic: The decision factors for Private Beta shipping timing include place “in line” + car compatibility vs testing needs & readiness. I very anxiously await my email!
RT @feministtswift: Someday / I’ll be / Living in a country with marriage equality / And all you’re / Ever gonna be is mean
RT @BBCNewsUS: #SCOTUS Doma decision says married gay couples are entitled to same federal benefits as opposite-sex married couples bbc.in/11NjKWk
RT @SCOTUSblog: DOMA is unconstitutional
@laurenv1024: Taking the kids to South Carolina. No parents. Keep me in your prayers. https://t.co/n2SX9F3zrL Have a safe trip!
@bobvarsha Is F1 in Europe as commercial as NASCAR is in the US?
@garrily Oh, interesting. I didn’t like it because I keep my inbox count pretty low, so it was making things too organized.
OK, I’ve decided I do not like the new Gmail inbox. Thankfully, it can be turned off. Hopefully it will stay that way.
Lisbeth likes to hang out with me while I get ready in the morning. #latergram instagram.com/p/a894CnIxHQ/
RT @gracehelbig: I figured it out. Miley’s ‘We Can’t Stop’ music video IS Tumblr.
“It’s frickin’ freezin’ in here Mr. Bigglesworth.”
“Told you. The endings are the best part.” Your’s certainly is, Pitch Perfect.
“I was born with gills like a fish.” #PitchPerfect
Running at the end. Showoff. #SKYWIRE
RT @TheTweetOfGod: Sorry, rest of the world, Junior and I can’t help you now. We’re too busy helping some loon cross a canyon on a piece of floss.
A poor man’s time lapse. #bathroom #remodel instagram.com/p/a6R2u7oxM1/
RT @JensonButton: RIP Allan Simonsen
Construction has finally begun. #bathroom instagram.com/p/a4a5teIxJu/
Supporting @emwatson. You know, because she obviously needs it. http://4sq.com/16VxG4C
RT @feministtswift: People are people and sometimes it doesn’t work out / So no / I won’t write a song about how / “Maybe I’m the problem”
HBOGO on Apple TV is kind of amazing. Give me more, Eddie!
RT @EmWatson: ‘Do you like apples? Well I got her number. How do you like them apples.’
This is my favorite from RAM: ‘Giorgio by Moroder’ by Daft Punk on @Rdio: rd.io/x/QVu6Mjdesvwy/
@rabrodka: @jmjordan do you use anything as a feed for blogs? Google reeder is leaving soon and I need a backup. http://t.co/MJCiF71EGB
We meet again… #bathroom instagram.com/p/arWIG5IxBX/
Headed into the abyss. #bathroom instagram.com/p/arTeS0IxNf/
@campsucks: How can there still be no baby name?!?!?!?!?! @lenadunham Because they are still taking bids for the exclusive.
[Sings the Superman theme] (@ Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for Man of Steel) 4sq.com/14by8tn
Father’s Day brunch. (@ Madra Rua Irish Pub) 4sq.com/11qFMOr
RT @feministtswift: Drop everything now / Meet me in the pouring rain / Kiss me on the sidewalk / I’m comfortable expressing my sexual desire
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for This Is the End (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/179PVXH
RT @nprnews: U.S. Navy Approves Use Of Lower-Case Letters n.pr/18HDPW6 This should keep @treyperrin and company busy.
RT @nprnews: U.S. Navy Approves Use Of Lower-Case Letters n.pr/18HDPW6
PSA: If you’re not a developer, don’t install developer betas on your iPhone aol.it/11YkgPE Seriously.
#bathroom demo progress instagram.com/p/aeceivoxMv/
Summer has started. Early as usual. instagram.com/p/aeS5kMIxOU/
That was the best Apple keynote that I can remember. Wow. #WWDC
@parislemon Scott Forstall is probably in a dark room crying right now.
And Federighi is going to show it to us. It just gets better! #WWDC #iOS7
RT @parislemon: God I hope the beta build isn’t buggy beyond use. Because I want this right now. #wwdc #ios7
iOS7. Yes. Yes. Holy shit. Yes! #WWDC
@bodingzhang: Oh sure Tim Cook, now numbers don’t matter when Android has completely outsold iOS. You don’t get it.
RT @parislemon: “Can’t innovate anymore, my ass.” – Phil Schiller #wwdc
Well, there goes one of my app ideas for OS X: tagging. #WWDC
Craig Federighi is killing it! #WWDC
RT @parislemon: Seeing a lot of tweets about that Microsoft E3 keynote being held at the exact same time as the Apple one. crickets
One last #WWDC prediction: iRadio or whatever it’ll be called. My money’s on “iTunes Radio.”
#WWDC MacPro prediction: It will get the biggest applause of the keynote.
#WWDC MacBook prediction: Upgraded processors, thinner Retina MBPs, and I’m going to want the new 13-inch version.
#WWDC OS X prediction: Will incorporate more iOS features and probably make pros angry (at first). Here’s hoping for OS X “Grumpy Cat.”
#WWDC iOS7 prediction: It will not be as different as people want, but will contain a lot of “refinements.”
#WWDC predictions: iOS 7, OS X, updated MacBooks, and a new Mac Pro.
One day I’ll be at #WWDC in person. Until then, I’ll be there in spirit (and via live blog). instagram.com/p/aYR2C7oxNz/
Hanging with the doctor. Gatch, that is. instagram.com/p/aXEQu1IxKZ/
No trip to Lexington would be complete without it. (@ Rush’s) 4sq.com/18kKIMM
Moments later, the bottom fell out of the sky. instagram.com/p/aWOwpvIxId/
No more worrying about forgetting to carry my Fitbit. instagram.com/p/aUpeVyIxM4/
#bathroom progress from earlier today. instagram.com/p/aUXK6JIxPo/
More #bathroom demo complete. instagram.com/p/aUD_vwoxPG/
After a minor plumbing snafu, more #bathroom demo is complete. instagram.com/p/aR1_ALIxFd/
If there is one thing we’ve learned from Mad Men this season it’s that Don Draper does not handle narcotics very well.
Good deed of the day complete: helped a lady jump start her car.
Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/aMhIhYIxCC/
So much for the OS X update fixing iMessage. cc: @parislemon
I have no problems with my bank but figured I’d give @simplify a go. Bonus points for the included wallet.
RT @MickJagger: It was great singing with you @taylorswift13 last night and doing the twirl! Here’s the video from the show www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52TbIbCEKo&feature=youtu.be #Stones50
“@parislemon: Wait, Apple fixed iMessage in OS X? Finally. But really, finally.” Finally.
Before-ish instagram.com/p/aHU2oJIxCR/
“My fitbit #Fitstats for 6/02/2013: 5,526 steps and 2.6 miles traveled. www.fitbit.com/user/22FQHF” Not too bad for never leaving the house.
“Wow. What a hole.” instagram.com/p/aEkPlPoxAd/
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for The Hangover Part III (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/147Byzc
I need a tree in my backyard. instagram.com/p/aB-mzgoxGT/
The last meal. @ Bistro 536 instagram.com/p/Z_0kKroxDb/
Saying goodbye. (@ Bistro 536) 4sq.com/ZzBfxE
Charlotte finally has a door. instagram.com/p/Z_aovMoxNN/
I gave to @EFF to help save podcasters from a patent troll! Join me: www.eff.org/donate/save-podcasting
The new season of #ArrestedDevelopment started off slow but it’s really starting to come together. #ColonyCollapse
RT @parislemon: But really, Twitter DMs are more reliable and faster than iMessage on Mac. Which is pretty much the worst insult I can come up with.
Time to go see a movie or five. instagram.com/p/Z3zfWVoxKC/
I couldn’t resist. instagram.com/p/Z3y31DIxJT/
Now that @LisbethTheCat has returned from her exploration of Park Circle I can enjoy the last couple of hours of Memorial Day.
If this software engineering thing doesn’t work out I could probably make it as an electrician.
It’s only fitting. #ArrestedDevelopment instagram.com/p/ZyjzmcIxJ6/
A clean slate. instagram.com/p/ZydSuaIxPE/
@bobvarsha Are you jealous of the old team being in Monaco without you?
Oops. No going back now. instagram.com/p/ZwVQ-4IxMg/
Attention: this bathroom is out of order. Sorry for the inconvenience. instagram.com/p/ZvebcLoxOk/
Google Now is so creepy yet extremely useful.
Enjoying iPad today with my home girl, @lisbeththecat. cc: @sarahlane campl.us/o4uY
Closing on a home loan refinance is a lot less glamorous than the original closing. “Sign here. Get out.”
Last night I dreamed I met @emwatson. It was glorious.
OK, @yahoo, you win. I’m coming back to Flickr. #newflickr #freeterabyte
I’m at Nason Medical Center (Charleston-North Charleston, South Carolina) 4sq.com/116I9nV
Space: the final frontier… (@ Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for Star Trek Into Darkness) 4sq.com/15ZOvyt
1st cousins. instagram.com/p/ZgY4ZeIxNQ/
I’ve taught her well. instagram.com/p/ZeUu2VoxP5/
ellagjordan1152 is much more amused. instagram.com/p/Zd95PJoxJv/
I can’t impress kenn_jordan. instagram.com/p/Zd8_owIxIS/
RT @Nick_Offerman: #theoffice I doff my cap to thee, Dunder Mifflin. You made me. Forever thanks for the goddamn bounty of laughs and tears.
RT @lenadunham: The characters on Nashville are very good at compartmentalizing.
In the words of the greatest, worst boss ever, Michael Scott, “my heart soars with the eagle’s nest.” I’ll miss you, The Office.
/takes a deep breathe and starts watching the last episode of The Office 😢
Wouldn’t it be amazing if Apple and Google could be friends again?
@bodingzhang: @jmjordan I know. I rushed to look too. Having major #nerdgasms today. Ha! Now we just need to work on getting everyone to use it.
@bodingzhang: @jmjordan app available today on all platforms Bah! It’s not quite available yet.
So long, iMessage, and thanks for all the fish. Google Hangouts is here. www.google.com/hangouts/
@bodingzhang: @jmjordan Yep. Hangouts is unified between Android, iOS, and web. Has video chat and will sync to cloud. That’s awesome. Any word on when it’ll be released? I can’t find that.
@bodingzhang Nevermind, I found it. This excites me. Now I just need to convince everyone to use Hangouts.
@bodingzhang Any news on “Babel” or “Hangouts” or whatever they are going to call their messaging service?
@willbuxton Why doesn’t Pirelli just give everyone an extra set of tyres and say “Have fun!”?
@rabrodka: @jmjordan lol I was more impressed with Winston. I was going to write fox a letter if Jess and nick called it off. Winston was pretty good this week. It was a very predictable episode otherwise, though.
@rabrodka: @jmjordan that was a weird guest appearance You mean incredible?
There is a serious lack of @taylorswift13 in New Girl so far.
Finally. A magazine with Emma on the cover that I don’t have to be embarrassed to own. instagram.com/p/ZT023SoxCv/
Should I be worried that my Dad bought me this as a surprise? instagram.com/p/ZONdeBoxFa/
Mother’s Day brunch. (at Bistro 536) — path.com/p/4xMOdm
Best. Mom. Ever. instagram.com/p/ZNo6LEIxA4/
Kristen Wiig: still got it. #SNL
My ice made a cool formation. instagram.com/p/ZMuHBZoxJE/
Wait, is Maya Rudolph really pregnant again? #SNL
Kristen Wiig playing Kate McKinnon’s daughter? More, please.
Oh, man. This is going to be good. #SNL
I can’t say I’m surprised but I’m sad NBC has cancelled ‘Smash’ after only two seasons.
I just realized that, thanks to the wonder that is gerrymandering, Mark Sanford is not my congressman. #Clyburn #Democrat
Sorry Park Circle. This one is closer to work. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer w/ @tylerskippy) 4sq.com/Yzal64
If you gave up on The Office a few seasons ago shame on you. This final season has been amazing. Only one episode left :-(
RT @AnnaKendrick47: @yelyahwilliams you’re the coolest… <runs away>
We may have bad taste in politicians but I’m still proud to call South Carolina home.
Not going to lie, I have opinions about the fashion at the Met Gala. But first, can someone explain what the Met Gala is?
I love going to the movies. (@ Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for Iron Man 3) 4sq.com/YDP1yy
As of today I have been a college graduate for half as long as I was a college student. #ClemsonUniversity2010
@parislemon: On To Google Ventures http://t.co/AXKWdtVkPM Don’t lie. We all know you did this so people would stop calling you an Apple fanboy. In all seriousness, though. Congrats!
Celebrating some exciting news. (at @FUEL Charleston) 4sq.com/12H9XQY
Cinco de Marrow! (@ The Batcave w/ @tylerskippy) 4sq.com/11KO5VP
@tylerskippy: Who’s ready to celebrate Cinco de Morrow tonight? @rxchxl @LoupGarou451 @emopoptartsbox @jmjordan @BoySarge @peepawspiedy I’ll bring the Fireball!
I needed more Bill Davis in my life. (@ King Street Grille) 4sq.com/108DmC5
Charlotte can now breathe. instagram.com/p/Y3ZtXfoxNb/
@automatic Will the Automatic app show more detailed info such as engine temps, etc. I can’t wait to get mine!
#nofilter @ Bistro 536 instagram.com/p/Y0_nmyIxIc/
Birthday dinner. (@ Bistro 536) 4sq.com/ZCP7oP
“@THR: BBC America Renews ‘Orphan Black’ bit.ly/18fCrqV” Woot!
#nofilter instagram.com/p/Y0IPIiIxOZ/
Trivia! (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger) 4sq.com/15anoAe
Someone has to hold down the fort while everyone is at #OnePlace2013.
@EmWatson: Pinch and a punch for the first of the month : ) x I hope that is a thing the British do because I feel assaulted otherwise. ;-)
When did midnight Friday releases turn into 9pm Thursday releases?
The girl I come home to everyday. instagram.com/p/YtqonooxHu/
Another new vinyl in less than 7 days. What year is this? instagram.com/p/YtGmkMIxIp/
“@ZooeyDeschanel: Very exciting! New @sheandhim record is up on NPR!!!!! Listen to it here: www.npr.org/2013/04/28/178857227/first-listen-she-him-volume-3” Way ahead of you!
RT @ZooeyDeschanel: Nonfat milk is like an insult to dairy.
My I should be like George Costanza and do everything opposite. It worked pretty well for him.
Yikes. This white guy got some sun today.
Nice day for a wedding in Garden City. @ The Jordan Cottage instagram.com/p/YnWdwtIxOi/
@taylorswift13 Will there be a DVD/CD of the Red Tour? Please say yes!
“@THR: Kristen Wiig Returning to Host ‘SNL’ j.mp/11wlo0N” I hate that this is the best part of SNL these days, but :-D.
I forgot how good ‘The Descendants’ was. Clooney and Woodley were both excellent.
@laurenv1024: can someone just come hold me and feed me and play with my hair and turn on a disney movie? please. Hang in there!
My second and third copies of ‘Paramore’ arrived today. @yelyahwilliams, @itstayloryall, and @schzimmydeanie sound great on vinyl.
@MalloryDyson: Left cac card, can’t even turn on my computer. Safe to say this is going to be a long meeting. #caseofthewednesdays http://t.co/KuHhUtqeUb One of the things I miss the least!
Ordering a cashiers check to pay off a second mortgage. #thingsthatmakeyouanadult
@Brittanysnow I really enjoyed #CallMeCrazy. It’s nice to see something real for change.
If you aren’t watching @orphanblack you are seriously missing out.
This Russians are hilarious! “Look at it. It’s beautiful and we didn’t even stratch it.” www.theverge.com/2013/4/19/4242374/6-hour-spacewalk-live-stream-international-space-station-nasa-tv
Why is it that the last 10% of anything is the hardest part?
“@THR: RT @TheLiveFeed Final ‘Apartment 23’ Episodes to Bow Online j.mp/14y9sQd” :-D
The Californians: 3/3. @ Sesame Burgers & Beer instagram.com/p/YOgW0KIxEe/
Trivia time. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger) 4sq.com/17pQGpY
That awful moment when you realize you’ve been a member of Facebook for 9 years.
RT @Snoopy: Snoopy evaluates his life.
Here’s a tip: if I tell you my name is Jonathan that does not give you permission to call me Jon.
Happy Birthday, @emwatson!
Good news, everyone. Veep is back!
@mradamscott Congrats on the green jacket!
If you aren’t going to talk to me about the ‘Catching Fire’ trailer then I don’t want to talk to you. Holy shit balls.
I see you @evilhag. Can’t wait for #TheTodoList
Oh, @EmWatson. Why must you be so amazing? #MTVMovieAwards
That opening was a hot mess. #MTVMovieAwards
@yelyahwilliams @paramore I see you on MTV!
Okay, it was a good show in the end. #SNL
“Monkey lady” sounds a lot like “Russian meteor lady” #SNL
This joke is already worn out. #SNL “Short-term memory loss theater”
Not off to a good start. #SNL
I just want my life to be like a romantic comedy. Is that too much to ask?
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 - @regalmovies for 42 (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/10ZwJWr
Belated birthday dinner at Five Guys with Jason. 4sq.com/YCAZMQ
#LastHope - “Gotta let it happen…” @paramore @yelyahwilliams
Spending my Friday with @yelyahwilliams and @paramore. ‘Ain’t It Fun’? Yes, yes it is.
I just drank this entire bottle of Fireball. instagram.com/p/YBxRJyIxH1/
@por_fe Thanks! I didn’t think it was that impressive but I’m glad you think it’s good.
My healthy attempt at fish and chips. #hilahcooking instagram.com/p/YBn2gioxKr/
Opening night at The Joe. (@ Joseph P Riley Jr Park w/ 69 others) 4sq.com/10XVGAd
Fraternizing with the enemy (not really). @ PeopleMatter instagram.com/p/X-81v3IxF8/
Who wants to go see @paramore in Charlotte with me at the end of May?
Score! @paramore’s new album is available before my birthday is over.
@por_fe Thanks! [Insert Mad Men joke here]
@yelyahwilliams It’s my birthday, too! I’m super excited for ‘Paramore’ tonight. It’ll be a nice present :-)
Birthday lunch with Dad. (@ Hubee D’s Tenders And Wings) 4sq.com/ZvGMWf
‘Police Academy 3: Back in Training’ was the highest grossing movie 27 years ago today. #April8
RT @gracehelbig: They could have been a little more mad. #madmen
Thanks, BF2! instagram.com/p/X2DyM5IxF4/
He’s back. #MadMen #GetGlue getglue.com/tv_shows/mad_men?s=t&ref=jmjordan
I can’t remember the last time I was up this late. It was probably in college.
@letterboxd Something bad is happening but it’s nice to see a great example of Java - Fellow Java Engineer
I’m at Proof Bar celebrating eight missed birthdays. 4sq.com/10m3Sv3
@rosskucsera: Enjoying a beer on the @PeopleMatter roof top patio. Does your company have this perk? http://t.co/HKlBQMpixg @PeopleMatter Yes, it does. @benefitfocus, ftw.
@bodingzhang: No thanks, I will not be getting Facebook Home. That’s just too much social connectivity. #android Finally something phone related we can agree on.
RT @SeinfeldToday: Elaine dumps a guy who won’t stop talking about how much better In-N-Out is than anything in New York. “We get it. You like their burgers!”
Trivia! (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger w/ @tylerskippy) 4sq.com/10aOykI
I’m not sure why I’ve never owned a pair of Converses but I’m happy to report that that is no longer the case.
@bodingzhang: @jmjordan the fever, fatigue, and muscle aches was too much for me. I was literally a zombie, slowly walking around moaning. I was only kidding. I would trade those three pound back in a heartbeat. It was a rough two days.
@bodingzhang: Done with my norovirus diet. I wouldn’t recommend it. Why not? I lost three pounds on mine.
I wouldn’t want to repeat it but being sick the past two days did feel like a nice break from reality.
I could have been born today. I’m glad I wasn’t.
The difference between how one feels right before they throw up and right after is remarkable. #sick
Power! instagram.com/p/XiPpV6IxGG/
@TheReal_Jlh: Hi Lovelys, are you watching #TheClientList Sunday nightat 10/9c on @LifetimeTV? You should – there’s so much in store! I just finished season 1 last night!!! I might have to have a marathon tonight to catch up.
The clock on my desk phone says 4:23, the clock on my computer says 4:26, the clock on my wrist says 4:21. I want to break something.
Why in the world would Lowe’s cast the hot mess that is @gracehelbig as a spokesman? Oh yeah, she is an awesome hot mess.
What a weird night. First, someone I don’t know buys my dinner and then there is a black cat in my driveway when I get home.
My usual Tuesday night view. (at @SesameBurger) [pic] — path.com/p/1hdBKp
My Accord has not had a very good life. She has now been broken into twice. At least they didn’t break her window this time.
Thanks, @taylorswift13! You were rather amazing.
I was excited about these. instagram.com/p/XOZEKuIxLy/
She was very excited about this. instagram.com/p/XOY9sBIxLq/
Getting some doughnuts with half the people from the @taylorswift13 concert. (at @KrispyKreme Doughnuts w/ 3 others) 4sq.com/X3R8em
I’m not sure why Ed Sheeran is being so confrontational but I like it. @ Colonial Life Arena instagram.com/p/XOWUmhIxH5/
Panorama from @taylorswift13. More to come tomorrow.
Ed Sheeran: “Does anyone know who Nina Simone is?” Crowd (minus me and a few others): Silence.
OH at @taylorswift13 concert: “At least the beer lines will be short.”
Red. @ Colonial Life Arena instagram.com/p/XN6FJIoxKd/
In hindsight, maybe washing my car in the rain wasn’t such a good idea.
Watching Formula 1 and reading Vanity Fair. #icontainmultitudes instagram.com/p/XLtUQaoxLG/
No offense to @leighdiffey but it is really great to hear @bobvarsha’s voice while watching #F1onNBC.
@taylorswift13. Row 13. Tomorrow night. instagram.com/p/XLL59SIxM3/
RT @jmjordandotlog: “About average” - According to J.D. Power and Associates Apple is “among the best” when it comes to… tmblr.co/ZHwWJygnzl7Z
I am not at all ashamed of my @taylorswift13 ticket purchase but maybe I should balance it out with some @paramore tickets.
“I want to go to the @taylorswift13 concert in Columbia,” I told myself today. A few hours later and 13th row tickets were on their way.
RT @EmWatson: Nearly 6 million followers!! Crickey, Blimey O’Reilly and Holy Cricket.
Second night in a row. This time for trivia. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger) 4sq.com/15szO0Y
Like my new glasses? instagr.am/p/XFOoLjoxE2/
Burger night. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer - @sesameburger) 4sq.com/XXMuNB
Changing my iPhone Twitter app to Twitterific from Tweetbot. Not for any particular reason. Just wanted a change.
RT @__GrumpyCat: I’m not anti-social, I just hate most people.
Dancing On My Own by Robyn — path.com/p/2U1Qt4
How do people drive with flip flops on?!
@bodingzhang: @jmjordan what was the name of that panorama app again? Cycloramic
So long, @rosskucsera. @LisbethTheCat and I will miss you. Don’t be a stranger.
My first chicken and waffles. Not sure why it’s taken me so long. @ FUEL Charleston instagr.am/p/W913sjIxDN/
What kind of #F1 fan would I be if I didn’t at least try to stay up for the first race?
@soom_zz Looks like we aren’t one of the lucky ones yet, but thanks!
@soom_zz I can’t find it in the US store :-( cc: @yelyahwilliams
At least Wall Street doesn’t think the Galaxy S4 isn’t a threat to $AAPL.
@yelyahwilliams @soom_zz @TheParamoreBand Where is “Still Into You” on sale? I want to buy it!
“@Dropbox: We’re excited to welcome Mailbox to the Dropbox family! ow.ly/iZPRw” This is a merger I approve of!
RT @F1onNBCSports: Almost Race Day for the Australian Grand Prix! ReTweet this and help us spread the word about the first @F1 Race on @NBCSN #F1onNBC
@bodingzhang: @jmjordan gloves, dirty hands while cooking, reading an ebook Yeah yeah. I still think it’s a gimmick. Not as much as the other features, though.
Must not stay up to watch Formula 1. Must not stay up to watch Formula 1. Must not stay up to watch Formula 1.
@bodingzhang: Samsung Galaxy S4 is nothing short of amazing. I mean come on, you’ll be able to scroll websites with your eyes. #galaxys4 #android Because moving you thumb 2 inches is way too hard…
The best part of an awful tech presentation? @parislemon’s hilarious reactions.
RT @parislemon: I’m so excited to use the Galaxy S4 for those times when I have blood all over my hands!
Samsung just showed it isn’t about the phone. It’s about the software.
I think I’m going to regret the decision to stay up and watch @paramore tomorrow. Nah…
I thought I missed @paramore’s performance at #NikonWarnerSound but luckily I didn’t. I guess I’ll retract my previous tweet. #SXSW
I don’t usually complain about about daylight savings time but this not being able to sleep before 1am is getting old.
Wanted: Alternatives to Google Reader.
@garrily I’m really not sure. I’ll need to do some research.
@garrily Right there with ya.
RT @reederapp: Don’t worry, Reeder won’t die with Google Reader.
Team trivia with BF folks. (@ Daniel Island Grille) 4sq.com/10OXHTd
@garrily @automatic I didn’t even look at the page before I clicked the button. I’m that excited about something like this.
I appreciate that Five Guys now has a fries portion more suitable for one but now I feel like a fat ass for getting the regular size.
@JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay @RichardHammond When are you going to challenge TopGear USA?
“Don’t Panic” - Douglas Adams #HappyBirthdayDouglasAdams
RT @jmjordandotlog: Wish I could find a crystal ball / For the days I feel completely worthless - @paramore tmblr.co/ZHwWJyg1q3AK cc: @yelyahwilliams
I’m at Qdoba Mexican Grill (Mt Pleasant, SC) 4sq.com/XiUB9p
My 2012 Year in Review on @letterboxd: letterboxd.com/jmjordan/year/2012/
Made some serious progress to my attic fort. (with Jason) [pic] — path.com/p/3Xqrr9
@TheReal_Jlh: Only two days till the season 2 premiere of The Client List! You guys made it a hit by watching and tweeting! Lets do it again!!! I just watched the first episode of the first season of The Client List because of you. I really liked it!
RT @jmjordandotlog: #InternationalWomensDay 2013: @taylorswift13 - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyfonopj
First up on my list of favorite women from this year - @sarahlane #InternationalWomensDay jmjordan.com/post/44872357558/sarah-lane
Happy #InternationalWomensDay! To find out who my favorite ladies were this year be sure to check jmjordan.com throughout the day.
@ZooeyDeschanel: Here’s a little taste of our (@sheandhim’s) new record, volume 3! http://t.co/S5IDkUuQii Cc: @mwardtweeting Love it! Can’t wait till May 7th!
The Californians win again! Cc: @rosskucsera @ Sesame Burgers & Beer instagr.am/p/WigI3EIxO2/
Trivia night! (at @sesameburger) 4sq.com/13HEbZE
RT @lenadunham: RT if you are always beating a dead horse or poking the bear
Today is the 38th anniversary of the first Homebrew Computer Club meeting. I did not know that when I… instagr.am/p/WhSsHNIxGQ/
Power is back on. I kind of preferred it off.
No power in North East Park Circle, so I’m teaching someone how to program with my hot spot.
I’m at @cinebarre for Silver Linings Playbook (Mt. Pleasant, SC) w/ 2 others 4sq.com/W3uoIT
RT @EmWatson: Look.I just want to know exactly what the next ten years of my life is going to look like ok?
@parislemon: iOS Gmail Push notifications been screwed up for anyone else all week? Only use it for search now thanks to @mailbox - may finally delete. I deleted the Gmail app the day I got @mailbox. Search seems to work fine for me.
Making a landing. instagr.am/p/WX4bU2oxHz/
My eyes must hate me.
I’m at Mellow Mushroom for @rosskucsera’s birthday. (309 King St, Charleston) 4sq.com/Wp8eTW
RT @SeinfeldToday: Elaine goes to Guy Fieri’s Times Square restaurant as a joke, winds up liking it. Kramer runs a Chopped gambling ring.
Zero. instagr.am/p/WQFinzoxHV/
We have caffeinated hot chocolate at work. Don’t mind if I do!
RT @asymco: Apple’s P/E is now below that of Dell.
Just when I think I have a shot with Zooey she casually mentions her boyfriend on Conan. Bollocks.
…and I’m back. (at @chs_airport w/ 8 others) 4sq.com/13iRX4u
Almost back. (at @cltairport w/ 60 others) 4sq.com/15eMwlI
Up in the air. instagr.am/p/WKn4KnoxLv/
Sigh. Back to reality. (@ LaGuardia Airport (LGA) w/ 113 others) 4sq.com/XWunTz
Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/WKPdVaoxEz/
If you are curious these are my picks. 1/1 so far. #Oscars
My ballot has been submitted. Lets do this. #Oscars
“@thelizhunter: Caught the Oscar nominated shorts at IFC this afternoon. Favorite was Asad; prediction is Buzkashi Boys.” Seconded.
My view for the Oscars. [pic] — path.com/p/1ykkfR
I’m at Kambi Ramen House (New York, NY) 4sq.com/15HIaEI
Oscars prep! (at @ifccenter for Academy Award Nominated Live Action Shorts) 4sq.com/X6fwIL
On the way to some Oscars prep. (Taken by @thelizhunter) instagr.am/p/WH3wnxIxK0/
Mid-brunch. @ Lexington Candy Shop instagr.am/p/WFOhNjIxC0/
Brunch with Liz, Rachel, and Blake. (at @lexingtoncandy w/ 2 others) 4sq.com/XsaPKF
My weekend digs. [pic] — path.com/p/WQj63
I’m at Numero 28 Pizza (New York, NY) 4sq.com/W93u4h
Wheels down. Not exactly the welcome I was expecting. (at LaGuardia International Airport) [pic] — path.com/p/3Ax1hJ
That is leg room. @ Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA) instagr.am/p/WDA2-5oxEc/
I’m not sure why I pack so many magazines to read on a trip. People watching is way more fun.
DCA -> LGA (at DCA) — path.com/p/1BSW7h
Leg room, FTW. instagr.am/p/WCvTdioxCM/
CHS -> DCA (at @CHS_Airport) — path.com/p/3vssE9
Pre-flight lunch. (with Jason at @ChickfilA) — path.com/p/wFXXZ
It’s official. I am in capable of packing light. Although, cold weather clothes do take up much more room.
Fish and chips! (with @gamblingcat at Madra Rua Irish Pub) — path.com/p/1OgVX1
First stop on my TiVo date: Smash.
Did I over do it? instagr.am/p/V9Or_9IxJg/
“@EmWatson: I just dropped my iPhone in my soup. I think it might be time to tone down the multitasking..” Or buy a new iPhone!
I love the closing credits of this one. #HarryPotterandthePrisonerofAzkaban #GetGlue getglue.com/movies/harry_potter_prisoner_of_azkaban/alfonso_cuarn?s=t&ref=jmjordan
I’m starting to agree with @MrJamesMay’s theory that slower cars are more fun to drive. Sometimes.
RT @lenadunham: Nothing says “I don’t really want to chat” like sitting alone in a restaurant with your laptop open next to your personal pan pizza
Three iPhone 5s in four months. #thirdtimesacharm?
RT @SeinfeldToday: Newman has a forbidden romance with a delivery woman from Flowers.com. Elaine is mocked at work for taking photos with her iPad.
RT @jmjordandotlog: Video: Well done, students of Clemson University. You make a fellow alumnus proud. If you haven’t heard… tmblr.co/ZHwWJyeAZDp6
Remember when NBC called their Thursday night lineup “Must See TV?” They should bring that back. Also, ER.
Hermione is ready for traveling. instagr.am/p/VunYe6oxOz/
“@EmWatson: Happy Valentines Day All you lovely people. Xxxx” She called me lovely! Sort of…
@EmWatson: It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often, it’s not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it’s always there -Love Actually, R.Curtis That movie makes me want to move to the UK. Is it anything like that?
I never get tired of this album. #NowPlaying ‘Pitch Perfect Soundtrack’ rd.io/x/QVu6MiJCI-Q
@bodingzhang: @jmjordan I backed one on Kickstarter and it’s coming. Seemed like functionality will improve over time. Sounds that way. I recently found out that it works with all notifications on iOS. I’d love to check yours out when it arrives.
@bodingzhang: @jmjordan did you see this? http://t.co/ukssJiI I did indeed. Sounds promising. I’m interested in the Pebble but not sure it can do enough.
I think Apple knew I was considering a new MacBook. appleinsider.com/articles/13/02/13/apple-updates-processors-and-drops-prices-of-macbook-pro-with-retina-display
RT @tapsyearbook: What’s on your list of things to do before you graduate Clemson? Taps wants to hear your suggestions for a… fb.me/29MCeCcc8
This is magical. #InboxZero via @Mailbox
An obvious choice to expand my movie collection. instagr.am/p/Vpv7LvoxMt/
@HannahCaRolineV: BEYONCÉ HAD A MISCARRIAGE ?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!???!?!!? That’s not as uncommon as you think.
I’m ready for the #SOTU, are you? instagr.am/p/Vo83_qIxP9/
Happy Birthday, President Lincoln. Is anyone named Lincoln anymore?
More ‘Harlem Shakes’ please?
I try to save my #DailyGrace viewing for as late in the day as possible, but I’ve never made it past 10am.
My #Grammys food stuffs. instagr.am/p/Vkn1TIIxBr/
T. Swift with the opening number? I am okay with this. #GRAMMYs #GetGlue getglue.com/tv_shows/55th_annual_grammy_awards?s=t&ref=jmjordan
Stay safe, people of New York (and the rest of the Northeast). You’ll need to entertain me in two weeks.
“@oliviamunn: Hope everyone is having a wonderful day! And if ur having not such a great day, I hope it gets better soon! high-five” Thx!
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 for Side Effects (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/11vArdz
@laurenv1024: craaaaving some summer time, sweet tea, and tan skin. Sorry. I can’t mail you those things.
In a Dashboard Confessional kind of mood. #ThePlacesYouHaveComeToFearTheMost rd.io/x/QVu6MiJbGqs
“@parislemon: It lives! www.mailboxapp.com/download/” I’m only number 69,710 out of 258,000 (and growing rapidly!).
It only took 2 and a half years but we finally won a game of trivia at Sesame Burgers & Beer 4sq.com/TMPVFC
I know I only have a degree in computer engineer but I’m pretty sure laptop chargers aren’t suppose to emit a high pitched noise.
I hope I never become lactose intolerant.
Sunset. #nofilter instagr.am/p/VXmouqIxMf/
@bobvarsha Why do F1 teams ‘sandbag?’ Do they really think that is going to work?
Thanks to @gracehelbig and Krispy Kreme for drastically improving my morning. Both were badly needed.
RT @AnnaKendrick47: Some days I wish I could wear a sign around my neck: “Look, I’m a pretty sensitive person; can everybody just be cool?”
My team didn’t win but at least I won $30 in our #SuperBowl grid.
RT @sarahlane: Bravo —> “@inafried: Meanwhile, CNET is no longer allowed to review light bulbs.”
RT @parislemon: Someone just tell the Superdome to turn off the GPS and turn the brightness all the way down.
Further proof we should just give Louisiana back to France. #SuperBowlPowerOutage
RT @AnnaKendrick47: Beyonce = everything. I’m dying. I’ve died. I am dead. #IRegretNothing
RT @gracehelbig: I camed. #BEYONCE
That was easily the best halftime show I can remember. The only thing missing was a Jay-Z cameo. Well done, Beyonce. #SuperBowl
@EmWatson What’s with all this teasing? I’ll just go for it. Will you marry me?
My contributions to the #Superbowl food stuffs. instagr.am/p/VSd1TiIxNP/
I got my taxes done yesterday, but thanks to the model of inefficiency that is our federal government I can’t e-file until February 8th.
My ★★★★ review of Ballet Shoes (2007) on @letterboxd: boxd.it/MBqr - I’ve now seen every one of @emwatson’s movies.
Ron Swanson would be proud. instagr.am/p/VKqM62oxCc/
My obsession with collecting data is a bit out of control. Maybe I would like working for Google.
Lunch with mom. (@ Chili’s Grill & Bar) 4sq.com/WUGTEm
“@ZooeyDeschanel: We (@sheandhim) will be releasing our new record, volume 3, on May 7th!” I was wondering if this day would come!
This is Moves. It’s already my new favorite app and I only found it today. moves-app.com/
“@AndyParas: I-526 eastbound shut down for 3rd wreck in about 20 hours. This time it’s at Rivers Avenue. ALL lanes closed.” Seriously?!
“@THR: Jennifer Lawrence Wins Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role shar.es/CeZp9 #SAGAwards” Damn right!
RT @GeekTyrant: Disney Confirms J.J. Abrams Is Directing STAR WARS! rant.to/14gJWfe by @JoeyPaur at @GeekTyrant
@sarahlane :-( I’m so sorry…
RT @mwardtweeting: dear twitter, just finished new @sheandhim record with @ZooeyDeschanel - late spring release more details soon -x m
“@THR: It’s Official: HBO Renews ‘Girls’ for Third Season of 12 Episodes bit.ly/Y45sQd” Congrats, @lenadunham!
RT @SeinfeldToday: George breaks his phone to meet the cute Apple Genius. GEORGE:“She kicked me out! Said I abused the system!” JERRY:“Well she is a genius.”
RT @THR: J.J. Abrams Nearing Deal to Direct Next ‘Star Wars’ bit.ly/WRHo1z
.@leolaporte and @patricknorton get the last words on @AOTS. I just got goosebumps. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcBj_37Umg&hd=1
RT @SeinfeldToday: In light of the Manti Te’o story, Jerry, George, and Elaine begin to doubt Bob Sacamano exists. KRAMER:“Oh he’s real. He’s real alright!”
Trivia time. (@ Daniel Island Grille) 4sq.com/10ytceR
Cupcakes are awesome.
@bodingzhang: @jmjordan who are you pulling for to go to the Finals? It’d be nice to see an American go. So I guess Stephens and Sharapova. I like Azarenka, though
@bodingzhang: @jmjordan did you catch the Serena and Sloane Stephens match last night? Unfortunately not. I’m glad Serena lost, though. I saw her break her racket!
@bodingzhang: It’s the old Top Four semifinals again at a Grand Slam. Has pro tennis become predictable? That’s why I prefer women’s. Much less predictable.
RT @THR: ‘Mad Men’ Season Six Premiering April 7 With Two Hour Film bit.ly/WfBdH5
It’s about time. All my tweets are belong to me now.
Well I won’t need to buy rum for the next 10 years. instagr.am/p/Ut2jHyoxFn/
I don’t want it to end! #jenniferlawrence #SNL
So far my fears are coming true. #SNL
I almost don’t want to start SNL becasue I’m afraid I won’t want it to ever end. Are my expectations too high?
I can’t get enough of Pitch Perfect. Second viewing in a month. www.imdb.com/title/tt1981677/ #IMDb #nowwatching
I’ve got a fun night planned. instagr.am/p/UpIfxboxPL/
RT @iamrashidajones: iTunes: why not just be like “you’re never watching this movie bitch.”
Catching up with Becky. (@ Hubee D’s Tenders And Wings) 4sq.com/XGOQ0y
Happy Birthday, @ZooeyDeschanel! You are amazing.
RT @jmjordandotlog: You guys! The BAMF Girls Club is back! tmblr.co/ZHwWJybzXpqm
It’s too bad hyperactivity doesn’t always lead to productivity. If it did, I could get so much done right now.
@jh32488: For my #Macmini 4 to 16gb! http://t.co/HyPL1zcv How are you liking the mini? I’ve been wanting one for years, and now with Thunderbolt, I might have to make the jump.
Introducing CFA to an Iowan. (@ Chick-fil-A w/ @tylerskippy) 4sq.com/10c7emz
I just turned on my air conditioner in January. F you, South Carolina weather.
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 for Zero Dark Thirty (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/W4Zddy
“@AP: Former South Carolina Governor Sanford to announce bid for House seat: apne.ws/W9P13l -AB” Are you for serious?!
I want to take a trip. Where should I go?
It took me far too long to come up with this date format for a shell script I wrote: [Mon - 14 Jan 2013 / 17:19:31 EST] #perfectionist
@bodingzhang: @jmjordan what blogging service do you use on Mac? I use Tumblr, which is web-based.
Girls wearing scrubs are always very attractive to me for some reason.
“I beat Meryl!” - Jennifer Lawrence on winning a Golden Globe for ‘Best Actress in a Comedy or Musical'
Can the #GoldenGlobes just be 3 hours of Amy and Tina? They are killing it!
Uncle Mike from Homeland was voted Spring Fling King in Mean Girls.
Giving Charlotte a bath. instagr.am/p/UbxhN2oxPH/
I have milk but no cereal. Usually it’s the other way around. Both scenarios are awful.
Ironically the funny thing I’ve chosen is ‘Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23’ which also stars Dreama Walker.
Quick I need something funny to watch. I just watched ‘Compliance’ and was seriously disturbed.
That does not look very comfortable. instagr.am/p/UZwl-GoxNz/
RT @SeinfeldToday: George learns that Kramer is a genius at online dating messages, but Kramer refuses to share “the gift.” “You’ll just hurt the poor girl!”
@laurenv1024: @jmjordan hahah. maybe soon. It would only add 30 minutes to your trip. Just saying'.
@laurenv1024: @jmjordan hahah. maybe soon. You do realize it’s not really out of the way to go through it on the way to the beach right?
@laurenv1024: JAX ✈ ATL 🚘 Myrtle Beach There is a CHS missing in that tweet.
“@katyperry: Oh em gee @Siamusic just showed me her pubes. Yeah songwriting!” Is there anyone Sia isn’t writing with?!
My girls @EmWatson, Jennifer Lawrence, and @taylorswift13 (yes, even her) won People’s Choice awards! Congrats, ladies!
It’s not Bill Davis but it’s still trivia. (@ Daniel Island Grille w/ @tylerskippy) 4sq.com/VLKnuE
RT @ElizabethBanks: PITCH PERFECT soundtrack is the #7 best selling album in the US, just behind One Direction and Bruno Mars. Surreal. www.billboard.biz/bbbiz/charts-articles/chart-alert/les-miserables-soundtrack-hits-no-1-on-1008076152.story
I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 for Django Unchained (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/XKoNtd
Well this is embarrassing. We does the playoff start? #NDvsBAMA
I really want to tweet everything that happens in season 3 of Downton Abbey.
I guess I’ll stop Tumbling and get some sleep.
Trivia time. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer) 4sq.com/ZdldYB
I related to Carrie in an episode of “Sex in the City” last night. So what?
@thelizhunter Kindle Paperwhite is the way to go.
The aforementioned “crazies.” #SullivansIslandPolarBearSwim
Watching a bunch of crazies jump in the ocean. (@ Station 22 Sullivans Island) 4sq.com/TEL7Qh
Now that it is 2013 for everyone, I would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year!