2012

“@Lord_Voldemort7: Love Actually: The uplifting Christmas movie in which Snape cheats on Trelawney.” Mind = blown.

RT @SeinfeldToday: George buys his gf (Elisabeth Moss) a used iPhone instead of a new one for Xmas, its autocorrect is full of racial slurs that get her fired.

RT @SeinfeldToday: Jerry’s gf (Kristen Wiig) dumps him for not wishing her a happy birthday on Facebook.“Who reads them? I don’t read them. NO ONE READS THEM!”

I never listened to @sheandhim’s Christmas album. #fail

@bodingzhang: Favorite Christmas tradition http://t.co/WQrjvyi Just finished watching it myself.

This year’s ornament. [vid] — path.com/p/3XBACn

Since I missed Charlotte’s 1k and 1K milestones this will have to do. instagr.am/p/ToQ9_uIxCV/

There’s your problem. instagr.am/p/ToQZJqIxBT/

What a weirdo. instagr.am/p/Tm5dRbIxAG/

RT @SeinfeldToday: Jerry doesn’t understand the acronyms his new gf (Kristen Bell) uses in text messages. Kramer becomes one of Justin Bieber’s bodyguards.

Seriously @twitter? I was a member before a million people were using using you. Why can’t I export my tweets yet?!

“@NBCSN: Happy to announce our complete #F1 team: @leighdiffey @MrDavidHobbs @MrSteveMatchett & @willbuxton #F1onNBC” Yes!!! So relieved.

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan :-((… So glad we only live in the friendliest city, not the busiest:-) Me too!

I’m already having Homeland withdrawals. Mad Men cannot come soon enough. At least Girls starts in January and should tide me over.

@kjincharleston: A two hour commute home from work day reminded me of why I moved back from DC… :-( Mine was rough as well. 30 minutes to go 2 miles.

Homeland. There are no words.

RT @SeinfeldToday: Kramer accidentally causes an International incident at the UN. Elaine spills a drink on Kanye West at a party. George is aroused by Siri.

I’m pretty sure the caffeine I have at lunch starts to hit me around 4 o’clock every day.

Today is Monday.

.@thelizhunter: Jerry breaks up with his gf (Jessica Biel) because she has an open-mouthed resting face. Kramer goes to war over Ticketmaster service fees. @SeinfeldToday has good taste in ladies.

Taking my daily vitamin with my daily vitamin water. Is there such thing as taking too much vitamins?

I have not seen the finale to Homeland yet, but I think there is going to be a lot of cry-face. Like, a lot.

I’m watching Your Sister’s Sister (2011) www.imdb.com/title/tt1742336/ #IMDb #nowwatching

How am I just finding out about Ashley River road?

I’m at Holy City Brewing (North Charleston, SC) w/ 4 others 4sq.com/TiC2Mr

I need a Natalie in my life. is.gd/NJzo3A #GetGlue @monk_USA

@bodingzhang: @rosskucsera the issue is why the gunman had animosity towards his mother. What if he couldn’t get a gun and blew up the school instead? @rosskucsera The issue is that our laws were written 200 years ago and don’t apply in the 21st century.

RT @parislemon: So a decision made 221 years ago tomorrow by a few men in a room is above reproach? Makes total sense.

Much like Ron Swanson, I never turn down a breakfast buffet. @ Benefitfocus - Design+Engineering instagr.am/p/TOCKiwoxPF/

Google Maps is back on the iPhone. So can everyone shut up now?

I’m watching 121212: The Concert for Sandy Relief (9358 others checked-in) is.gd/oFaAMV #GetGlue #121212Concert

@annafwesterlund: My crew. It’s been a wonderful day welcoming Sela into this world! #blessed http://t.co/gxjBgpGw Congratulations!

Hermione is all shiny and new. One of the few things Apple King Street is good at doing. Let the restore commence.

Dear everyone I’ve come into contact with today, I promise I’m not winking at you. My contacts are just dry.

Adding to my collection. instagr.am/p/THDjdMIxPt/

The real star of the show: ham biscuits. @ Benefitfocus - Design+Engineering instagr.am/p/TG9PkGoxKQ/

I’ll make it a little easier. @ Benefitfocus - Design+Engineering instagr.am/p/TG8n2coxJg/

The game is spot the Governor. instagr.am/p/TG8WcUIxJU/

Now to get some work done. (@ Starbucks) 4sq.com/SJWTbt

Actually getting a burger for once. (@ Five Guys) 4sq.com/WWpmub

I have way too much stuff for a 26 year old. #futurehoarder

This is a very dangerous button. instagr.am/p/S_C0ExIxHf/

“How about some coffee or drinks or dinner or a movie… for as long as we both shall live?”

I’m at Pawleys Front Porch - Mt. P (Mt Pleasant, SC) 4sq.com/VPuFN2

It was one of those days. (@ McDonald’s) 4sq.com/UqyUxw

Sometimes I even impress myself.

If anyone is looking for a gift idea for me, a lifetime supply of Frito-Lay Sunflower seeds will do nicely.

Listening to Take Five by Dave Brubeck on @Rdio: rd.io/x/QVu6Mjdy4zM

Dave Brubeck has passed away. #TakeFive

RT @MrJamesMay: I fear that Kate Middleton’s pregnancy is going to be a difficult one. For the rest of us. #DribblingHasStartedAlready

Had this waiting for me when I got in. I think I know who left it… (@ Benefitfocus - Design+Engineering) [pic]: 4sq.com/VCEjm6

Burger night with the whole family for once. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer) 4sq.com/VzmkNu

Some people take smoke breaks. I take sunflower seed breaks.

@parislemon So what’s the story with Gmail app being available and then not?

Meow. instagr.am/p/Syzep3oxEj/

@brianstucki: Any interest in a review on this little guy? http://t.co/hxp8u6mG You bet!

Being busy > being bored.

Raise your hand if your mind is blown by knowing Carly Rae Jepsen is 27 years old. I would have said 20, tops.

Seriously, Apple? Eddie, get on this:

I usually save my weekly viewing of #Homeland until Monday but I’m going to watch it tonight. Why? I’M AN ADULT!!!

I turned on a re-airing of the VMAs the moment before @EmWatson introduced Green Day. #itsmeanttobe

.@AnnaKendrick47 can fire me anytime.

I’m watching Up in the Air bit.ly/YzF57M #GetGlue #UpInTheAir

@SaraUnderwood: @SaraUnderwood’s account is temporarily unavailable because it violates the Twitter Media Policy. Learn more. Don’t pick me. That kind of attention is the last thing I need right now.

“@bobvarsha: “@PatriotBowler95: @bobvarsha any idea what channel yet or still up in the air?” Seriously?” I’m going to miss this humor.

I’m kind of obsessed with the size and shape of these bottles. instagr.am/p/SoK5hfIxDl/

Mmm… Tots! (@ SONIC Drive In) 4sq.com/SwyVQs

Who needs a drink? This guy. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer) 4sq.com/V6Zf2u

Eating a sandwich. (@ Jimmy John’s w/ @tylerskippy) 4sq.com/SqtX9u

This lunch break calls for the use of Charlotte’s sport mode.

I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 for Lincoln (North Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/Wu6nXC

@sarahlane: My latest iFive for the iPhone wants to pump you up: http://t.co/07b825cX Does watching iFive on the show page count towards its views?

RT @iamrashidajones: Uncle Mike has been doing so much damn cooking and food preparation this episode and last. #Homeland

What’s a pirate’s favorite place for roast beef? (@ Arby’s) 4sq.com/UNBGxp

Thanks to Thanksgiving I might actually finish the month under in my Food & Dining budget.

@lilyrosecooper: Who was that guy at the end ? #homeland I asked the same thing and was told it was Abu Nazir.

Home. (@ The Heart of Gold) 4sq.com/Sn5fFE

Getting the usual this time: Cheeseburger basket. (@ Rush’s) 4sq.com/V0s6Wc

Dammit. Twitter makes it impossible to watch a sporting event after it’s over.

I love you Clemson but if that is how you are going to treat me it might be two more years before I come back again.

Sitting in traffic driving the sleeping family back to the hotel. (@ President’s Home) 4sq.com/U4P8wa

Looking for a dongle. (@ Hendrix Student Center) 4sq.com/TlAHGH

Not getting emotional. (@ Riggs Hall) [pic]: 4sq.com/WKUu4s

Finally getting a ring sticker. (@ Tigertown Graphics) 4sq.com/UYLzqi

@rosskucsera: @jmjordan How’s the 4G up there today? It’s okay right now but I’m trying to figure out a backup plan

Trying to get tigernet to work. (@ Lot 1) 4sq.com/T74YoF

In the longest line ever. (@ Bojangles) 4sq.com/Wp5rUB

From Myrtle Beach to Charleston to Clemson = a long day. (@ Microtel Inn & Suites) 4sq.com/Sgk4v7

Trouble. (@ Wingin It) 4sq.com/WoaK6C

Catching up with Crisp. (@ Tiger Town Tavern w/ 4 others) 4sq.com/UXxxFt

HSB. I’m in Clemson. (@ Bowman Field) 4sq.com/WHQUrQ

Milkshake pit stop. (@ Rush’s) 4sq.com/UyNdjX

RT @THR: ‘Downton Abbey’ Renewed for Fourth Season on Britain’s ITV j.mp/UxQeB9

On our way to see the Tigers play. (@ I-26 W) 4sq.com/SfyPOS

@thelizhunter Does that mean I should stop where I am? (In the middle)

For the road. (@ Krispy Kreme Doughnuts) 4sq.com/WnwUGj

“@jmjordandotlog: Everyone, this is Charlotte. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyXp9UGK” #thankful

Happy Thanksgiving! (@ The Jordan Cottage) 4sq.com/WlTv60

The longest Uno game in history ends with a @HannahCaRolineV win.

Seafood tonight. Turkey tomorrow. (@ Lee’s Inlet Kitchen w/ 2 others) 4sq.com/Wzrqgd

I’m at The Jordan Cottage (Murrells Inlet, SC) 4sq.com/Sbsx2K

Finally on the road to a Foxworth/Jordan/Valentino Thanksgiving at the beach.

“you should really get a pat on the back just for coming in to work the week of thanksgiving” - @rosskucsera

@siamusic Get back in the studio and SING a no. 1!

Burger night! (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer) 4sq.com/Wv3niz

Starting my “Wednesday” off by buying and listening to some @ofarevolution - Live on Red Rocks. I anticipate greatness.

@rosskucsera: How can @SHO_Network call their Dexter app “Dexter’s Disciples?” Anyone else think it’s kind of the wrong message to send?! Nope. Seems perfectly normal to worship a serial killer.

RT @arnoldkim: hmm… twitpic.com/ben9yb

@laurenv1024: i think it’s a sign. @justinbieber was my 2,000 tweet. #waitwhat #justgowithit #meanttobe #oneday http://t.co/SPHGsYqU I’m pulling for you! As long as you put in a good word with Taylor for me.

@laurenv1024: anyone else having issues with imessage today? Yes a lot of people are.

United States Grand Prix! is.gd/PpT9Hc #GetGlue #FormulaOne

@rosskucsera: @jmjordan Goodbye! Hope Rick hooked you up! He certainly took a lot of my money!

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan new ride? Yes sir! Photos will be posted tomorrow.

The key. instagr.am/p/SJqIAToxOq/

Saying goodbye to Mandy. (@ Rick Hendrick BMW) 4sq.com/S5KMVw

I like. instagr.am/p/SHYhj0IxFp/

One consolation for not going to the #AustinGP is getting to hear @bobvarsha, @MrSteveMatchett, @MrDavidHobb’s awesome commentary.

RT @AnnaKendrick47: HOW WILL I EVER TRULY KNOW THE FEELING OF SELF LOATHING AGAIN WITHOUT HOSTESS SNO BALLS?? THIS IS LIKE A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!

Seafood. @ Bowen’s Island Restaurant instagr.am/p/SHFuz9oxFV/

RT @jmjordandotlog: I needed some Emma in my life today. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyXOkK3I

I’ve got a bad feeling about today. Good thing it’s Friday. That should help balance things out.

Is it too late to get tickets for Twilight tonight? I feel like being arrested for being the guy that clearly is up to no good.

The birthday boy and his new toy. “It has Siri?!” instagr.am/p/SEXySeIxJo/

Evidentially rain causes people to forget their badges. (@ Benefitfocus - Design+Engineering) 4sq.com/Wa5kRl

Don’t judge me. is.gd/gxIwdD #GetGlue #BreakingAmish

Trivia night minus the trivia. (@ Sesame Burgers & Beer) 4sq.com/TIRZLv

My intention was Jimmy John’s but I wanted something hot instead. (@ Five Guys) 4sq.com/TEObZb

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan the first week they claimed sold out as well without figures. Today is the first day. I’ll be surprised if Google releases actual numbers.

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan it was US and Europe. Tell that to the iPad mini “sold out”. I don’t need to. Apple told us how many iPads were sold during the first weekend.

@bodingzhang: And you thought the iPhone 5 sold out quick #nexus4 http://t.co/KLde014 “Sold out” means nothing unless they say how many they actually sold.

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan that’s just a great inadvertent pun There was nothing inadvertent about it. Rob Fowler (the weatherman) was at Chick-fil-A.

Eating chicken with Rob Fowler. (@ Chick-fil-A) 4sq.com/PRZpO4

Working! (@ Benefitfocus - Design+Engineering) 4sq.com/W5q4Vu

Nice guys finish last.

I hope there is a lack of cry face this week. is.gd/ak19rU #GetGlue @SHO_homeland

Caffeine doesn’t always have an effect on me, but when it does it is very noticeable.

“I’ll be the other hand that always a line connecting in between your sweet heart and mine.” #favoritelyrics

I’m at Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 for Skyfall (North Charleston, SC) w/ 2 others 4sq.com/SODwfQ

Claire Danes cry face!!! is.gd/GvbsLd #GetGlue @NBCSNL

That cold open had potential but fell pretty flat. is.gd/UxG1fb #GetGlue @NBCSNL

RT @sarahlane: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. Everybody needs a bosom.

The winner of the @Benefitfocus 2012.4 Egg Drop Contest? This guy! I guess those ME classes finally paid off.

I don’t care how “cute” you think your dog is. It does not belong in an office!

It would not surprise me if VT throws this game just to punish Clemson. #VTvsFSU

There’s your problem! instagr.am/p/RyVcWGoxN3/

@brianstucki: @jmjordan I’ve been enjoying this iPad mini I do have, but have definitely missed the LTE. I could see that. I was hoping tethering from an iPhone would solve that for me, but its kind of awkward to get it working.

@brianstucki: Cancelled my iPad 4 order and placed one for an iPad mini with cellular. What can I say, “mini” Apple products are a way of life around here You made a wise choice.

Left for lunch in one car, returning in another. Also, third flat tire in 4 months.

@parislemon: Hear the new version of Gmail for iOS is pretty solid. For real this time. Totally different. I wonder how long until Google release it… It shouldn’t be too hard to find and replace ‘Sparrow’ with ‘Gmail’ in Xcode.

Why is Eric Clapton showing up on my ‘Call Me Maybe’ station on Pandora? Wait. I mean… Ah, screw it.

You know it was a good night when the next morning you find left-open liquor bottles on the kitchen counter. Obama! #YAY

RT @juniper45: Just ate a bunch of candy. Drinking happy beer, watching the news.

RT @jmjordandotlog: 50 states became 9, and in the end Obama was victorious. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyWnJUxc

RT @iamrashidajones: A VERY BIG EXHALE. #RightSideOfHistory #fourmoreyears #Obama2012

RT @BarackObama: Four more years.

Screw it. I’m making a drink. #election

RT @parislemon: Big winner tonight: iPad mini. Truly amazing second-screen device.

I am pleasantly surprised how well all of the #election results sites are working on an iPad.

Oops. I meant a handle of rum not a fifth, but hopefully it won’t come to that.

iPad mini + @twitlive (w/ @sarahlane, @acedtect, and @JustinRYoung) is the best way to follow the election.

If #Obama wins the drink will be a White Russian. If #Romney, a fifth of rum.

“@rosskucsera: BREAKING NEWS! #ohwaiteveryoneknewthatalready #wheredmyvotego? #election2012 instagr.am/p/RtV03HEglu/” Sorry, Barry, I tried.

It’s okay for a 26 year old man to skip, right?

CHART OF THE DAY: Apple’s Weekend iPad Sales In Context www.businessinsider.com/chart-of-the-day-ipad-mini-sales-2012-11?0=sai via @sai

Voting is fun! Even if my vote will ultimately be changed. instagr.am/p/RsJ8nsoxJK/

Standing in line for my 3rd Presidential election. That’s right. I’m old. (@ Voting at North Chas Elem School) 4sq.com/RQbijI

I no longer work in the building with no name. instagr.am/p/Rp8N75IxB-/

RT @tapsyearbook: This week is your LAST opportunity to have your portrait made for the 2013 Taps yearbook! Don’t miss out!… fb.me/1UmwgfmZZ

I can’t wait to see how Wall Street is going to spin this - Apple Sells Three Million iPad in Three Days www.apple.com/pr/library/2012/11/05Apple-Sells-Three-Million-iPads-in-Three-Days.html

@siamusic You already have a thing. It’s called “making incredible music!”

The queue function of Tumblr is my new favorite thing.

A thunderstorm in November. #southernweathercraziness

Do cats have belly buttons? Because I think I just found @LisbethTheCat’s.

@por_fe Nope, just a random thought I had in the shower.

It’s a really good thing our noses open at the bottom.

“Missing ‘Homeland’ is the worst thing that ever happened to them.”

I have high hopes for this, @louisck. Don’t let me down. #SNL

I need to watch ‘The Godfather.’

I’m finally playing #Letterpress, but I don’t want to play strangers so hit me up. Username: jmjordan86 www.atebits.com/letterpress/

RT @THR: ‘Boy Meets World’ Follow-Up Series in Early Stages at Disney Channel bit.ly/WhqrC6

I forgot how much I loved the @EW iPad app!

No wonder Apple warned people about iTunes 11 slipping. Cc: @parislemon

My ★★★★½ review of The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) on @letterboxd: boxd.it/uiel

@parislemon: Updating to 6.0.1 on about 17 devices. What an amazing concept! Being able to upgrade your devices the day the update is available!

RT @AnnaKendrick47: How is #WalkOfShame not trending the day after Halloween? I think some people aren’t being honest this morning….

RT @robdelaney: Watch this video before you vote, and dear Lord above, please RT it. RT @ChrisCJackson: youtu.be/hRJa2OaiwWw

@letterboxd You guys earned major points by RTing Gruber and making Apple references.

@thelizhunter I’m determined to get through by the next week. Think you’ll have time to go see it while you are in town?

“@gruber: The amazing thing is, Steve Jobs bought Pixar from… George Lucas.” I can’t believe I didn’t put that together.

It’s a trap!!! - Disney Buys LucasFilm For $4.05 Billion, Announces Episode 7 on.digg.com/SaJmaO via @Digg

Dear Gov. Haley, Instead of wasting time on the bullshit that is “Lattimore Day” maybe you should do something about 3.7mil stolen SSNs.

@rabrodka: @jmjordan remember that time you said you were disappointed we didn’t see more from hurricane sandy? Mmhmmm. That’s not really the kind of action I was talking about…

#HurricaneSandy broke my house! instagr.am/p/RYc0swoxI7/

RT @brianstucki: I just want to know if no Forstall means no app/game demos in keynotes. If so, I approve of this change wholeheartedly.

@parislemon: Forstall’s exit reads similar to Fadell’s in the past. Stay on as a “special advisor” for a bit. I’ve never been a big fan of Forstall. He always seemed like he was trying too hard to be Steve.

Good riddance! thenextweb.com/apple/2012/10/29/apples-scott-forstall-to-leave-company-in-2013-john-browett-to-leave-as-well-cue-ive-federighi-and-mansfield-get-more-responsibilities/

You are such a tease, Apple. I get my iPad mini smart cover today, but have to wait until Friday for it to do me any good!

RT @iamrashidajones: Am I too old to really, really, really like that new Taylor Swift song? #ProbsYesButIDontCare

@laurenv1024: can’t. stay. awake. must. write. paper. due. in. seven. hours. #struggle #studentlife You. Can. Do. It.

The Giants won the World Series.

One of those girls was in my English 215 class at Clemson. is.gd/ctWvog #GetGlue #DCCmakingtheteam

I’m at Town Of Lexington Municipal Complex (Lexington, SC) 4sq.com/SlhQLg

The closest thing to In-n-Out this side of the Mississippi. @ Rush’s instagr.am/p/RVUqtMIxA-/

My office buddy. instagr.am/p/RTQGhWIxDb/

Here’s a tip: don’t order something online while half asleep at 4am. You may miss important details.

I’m officially terrible at finding birthday presents for 1 year olds.

So much for washing my car today. Thanks, #Sandy.

Umm… I have no words. - South Carolina taxpayers have personal info stolen pocket.co/sdRGL

Why Wall Street Is Battering Tech’s Biggest Names on.digg.com/TFltO8 via @Digg

@AnnaKendrick47: Do you ever cross one thing off your to-do list and use that as an excuse to watch TV for the rest of the day? I’m asking for a friend…. No, never! But I also have a friend who does…

RT @AnnaKendrick47: Do you ever cross one thing off your to-do list and use that as an excuse to watch TV for the rest of the day? I’m asking for a friend….

Screw it. (@ Raising Cane’s) 4sq.com/R6L8sP

@bodingzhang: @rosskucsera yeah but that was last quarter. Maybe people are looking ahead at the growth during the holidays. @rosskucsera In what world is 50+ billion dollars in revenue projections considered not growing?

How the hell is $AAPL down after record profits and $AMZN is up after finally reporting a loss? Stock market, you stupid.

@MalloryDyson Thanks for the warning!

I just Pocket-ed an article about Pocket and the universe did not implode. #phew

Thank goodness for iPhone. #traffic #DonHolt #CHS

RT @juniper45: BAM: $10,015 We beat our goal! 16 hours to go, and the more you give, the episodes we get to film! #BAMFGirlsClub @comediva THANKS EVERYONE!

Only 18 hours and $250 left on @comediva’s #BAMFGirlsClub kickstarter! What are you waiting for people?! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bamfgirlsclub/bamf-girls-club?ref=search

@comediva: @jmjordan You can give at any level and choose any prize below it! Send us a message and we’ll make sure you get what you want! ;-) @juniper45 Yay! What I really want is more #BAMFGirlClub, so you’ve got a deal.

@juniper45: 23 hrs to go, only $1000 away. If just 200 people give $5, we’ll make it! http://t.co/nnHWFNR7 @comediva I want to give more but I don’t want to give up my signed photo prize.

@rosskucsera: @bodingzhang #hater Don’t worry. We will get payback when Google cuts the Nexus 7 price in half after only a few months.

Happy birthday, @laurenv1024!!! I hope you have a great one!

I’ve needed a stif drink after every episode of #Homeland so far this season. HSB!

RT @Veronica: Never, ever having to do homework again is definitely in the Top 3 Reasons It’s Awesome Being An Adult.

“RT @juniper45: 65 hours to go! #BAMFGirlsClub #lisbeth #katniss #bella #hermione #buffy #michonne kck.st/QCxsWJ” - my fav BAMF girl.

RT @laurenv1024: “i hope you know that everytime i don’t, i almost do.” #red

“RT @AnnaKendrick47: Deep down, I secretly suspect I’d be in Hufflepuff. #SelfEsteemIssues” Pssh. I know I would be!

0 days!!! instagr.am/p/REh9v1IxNY/

I need an Internet filter for the names Brown, Rihanna, Stewart, and Pattinson. Seriously. No one cares anymore.

Do I have a problem? Nah… instagr.am/p/RBel1WoxLm/

@laurenv1024: @jmjordan ahhhh. SO excited. what a boss background. What can I say? I ❤ T Swift.

I just backed BAMF Girls Club! on @Kickstarter kck.st/QCxsWJ #FirstBacking

I like going to the movies. I just wish I thought of this sooner.

I have this thing about saving movie ticket stubs. I finally have a plan for them. Cc: @letterboxd instagr.am/p/Q-0mMeoxGY/

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan I cursed them through all 9 levels of hell Sounds about right!

@bodingzhang: It’s funny that I don’t mind getting cut off by cars with Clemson stickers I mind but then I forgive them. Carolina stickers on the other hand…

@laurenv1024 Get ready!

@letterboxd Just watched your CreativeMornings video and want to tell you I love the site. It’s the first place I go after I watch a film!

RT @tapsyearbook: Taps is holding a tailgating photo contest! Submit your photos for a chance to have them featured in the 2013… fb.me/1sGszMehR

RT @acedtect: please excuse this rant: I HATE SITES THAT DONT ALLOW SPECIAL CHARACTERS LIKE!#%&* IN PASSWORDS! WHY DO YOU HATE SECURITY!!?!?!! thank you.

RT @AnnaKendrick47: Finishing a Reese’s cup and realizing you still have one left is like realizing it’s Friday when you thought it was Wednesday. #Score

I want a Bonjangles sausage biscuit.

@laurenv1024: @jmjordan i’m sure you know this… but t swift’s new album is out in five days. next week is a party! Of course I know! Excited! 🎉😃

@laurenv1024: @jmjordan how many times do i have to say you are my fav cousin? #fam Just consider it an early b-day present.

@laurenv1024: PLEASE! someone bring me some mac n cheese! 🙏 It’ll be there Friday :-)

@brianstucki: PSA: The SSD drives from @crucialmemory work well, but it’s so impossibly hard to RMA a bad one that’s it’s probably not worth buying them. What do you recommend instead? I’m currently in the market.

It’s either a good or bad start to my day when I give in to the urge for chocolate before 11am.

RT @jmjordandotlog: Tumblr tip - If you use the Tumblr app for iPhone do yourself a favor and hold down on the reblog icon. What… tmblr.co/ZHwWJyVPrKUq

It’s about damn time. I was starting to doubt. #AppleNoMoreSecretsInc www.loopinsight.com/2012/10/16/apple-announces-special-event-for-oct-23/

Another Tuesday, another @taylorswift13 single. Good thing the actual album comes out next week. I imagine she is running out songs.

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan Yummo:-)) we had that last night! It’s so easy to do. I need to plan to do it once a week.

Dinner. instagr.am/p/Q0k5guoxPA/

@por_fe Sorry to disappoint!

I’m not proud. I’m not ashamed, either. instagr.am/p/Q0YyoXoxD9/

@por_fe You aren’t alone. I always want to take a jacket to lunch because most restaurants are cold.

I used 190MB to watch the end of the LSU-Carolina game. So worth it.

@lookatlifeman: Never a dull moment on tour w @ofarevolution …Thanks SC @ofarevolution No, thank you! Great show as always.

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan what kind of memories? The kind when we went to the fair every fall since you were 4? All kinds of memories :-)

This brings back memories. #SCStateFair

O.A.R. (with @gamblingcat and Melissa at South Carolina State Fair) [pic] — path.com/p/1J30ee

Oh just hanging out with @jerrydepizzo and the boys of @ofarevolution. No big deal. instagr.am/p/QvWDSaIxIc/

@jerrydepizzo It’s my tenth show tonight. What are the chances of hearing “Give Me Something?”

One of the few reasons I’ll come to Columbia: my tenth @ofarevolution show.

I realize I’m a bit biased but I really enjoyed ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower.’ Well done, @EmWatson!

I didn’t think this would ever make it to CHS. ★ Perks of Being a Wallflower (with @gamblingcat at Terrace Theatre) — path.com/p/27g73T

I could really go for a siesta right now.

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan Ah Ha! The first Mac?? Yup! That’s it!

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan the new IPhone 5?? Think further back. Like before I was born.

Problem with being cold natured: suffering to show off my new t-shirt. 10 points if you know the reference.

Watching Pitch Perfect (with Kathy at @RegalMovies) — path.com/p/3VplK2

I think I found my new favorite spot at work. Cc: @Benefitfocus

Running to my old lunchtime stomping ground. (@ Jimmy John’s) 4sq.com/W76Jq2

If anyone ever questions my manhood they can look no further than the state of my boxers.

I accidentally left my fitbit at home so I guess I’ll use @tripsapp to track my walking today.

Am I the only person who is tired of seeing a cool product only to find out its another Kickstarter project?

@thelizhunter I think that’s called alcohol.

Yikes. My math skills are rusty. I just had to look up how to convert degrees to radians.

After years of thinking about it I finally bought a GPS module for my Arduino. Thanks to @adafruit, I had it up and running in about 30 min.

My dessert courtesy of @sesameburger. instagr.am/p/QlNb9tIxPP/

Can we all agree that @taylorswift13 is no longer the country artist that iTunes claims she is? “I Knew You Were Trouble.” has a ‘drop!’

RT @sethmeyers21: My text to Abu Nazir JUST went through.

.@taylorswift13 might be a genius. I have purchased four singles off her new album and yet, I still can’t wait for the album to be released.

If you ever ask yourself: “Should I cook all of the bacon?” The answer is always yes, cook all of the bacon.

RT @EmWatson: I just got excited about laundry detergent - help!!

There is a man in Lowe’s with a bird on his shoulder.

Turned on the TV to find @Formula1onSPEED is just starting. #win

My first Apple Maps #fail involved the location of (or lack thereof) a Ruby Tuesdays in James Island.

There are many things that tell me I should go home, and my email account getting locked at 5 o’clock on Friday is definitely one of them.

@TheDemocrats: Actress @oliviamunn tells Kent State, “Every single vote matters, especially here in Ohio. You have power.” #GottaVote http://t.co/7NqRjHbz Sorry, thanks to the electoral college my vote does not count. I live in South Carolina.

Where Cats Sleep flpbd.it/AJscu #truth

RT @jmjordandotlog: Remember Steve - Today, Apple has dedicated their homepage to Steve Jobs who passed away one year ago. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyUhTOl4

Here’s to the crazy one.

My first @benefitfocus cowbell is lonely. instagr.am/p/QZvf49IxD3/

RT @lenadunham: If Romney seemed more alert last night it’s only because he gets to sit around all day having his hair did and Obama is busy being PRESIDENT

When a server that’s usually terrible chases me down in the parking lot to give me a condiment I forgive their previous awfulness.

Taking a walk around the Circle.

“@letterboxd: Psst. Almost ready to go— drbl.in/ftvJ” Can’t wait!

I’m not sure why I watched the debate, though. Seeing as how my vote doesn’t count. Thanks, 12th amendment.

To anyone thinks that Obama got beat tonight, remember this: there are two more debates. #ropeadope

RT @parislemon: Can’t believe Romney slammed Tesla. Dude has been dead for like 70 years. Didn’t Edison do enough to ruin his life?

RT @sarahlane: Oh eff you Mitt Romney for dragging Big Bird into this.

@EmWatson I’m using @stampedapp to record and share my favorite things. Join me! www.stamped.com

@jasonmjordan06 I’m using @stampedapp to record and share my favorite things. Join me! www.stamped.com

@rosskucsera I’m using @stampedapp to record and share my favorite things. Join me! www.stamped.com

@thelizhunter I’m using @stampedapp to record and share my favorite things. Join me! www.stamped.com

I just stamped “Red.” www.stamped.com/jmjordan/s/3

I almost broke my rule of not going to bed before 11 then I decided to watch the #Homeland premiere.

RT @whatlizsaid: Women on the prairie didn’t masturbate. Who has time to take off all those petticoats?

Hopefully this explains (and fixes) my 2GB of usage in 7 days. feeds.appleinsider.com/click.phdo?i=e52b333a4e5ec48d0877bd3592262a09 feeds.appleinsider.com/click.phdo?i=e52b333a4e5ec48d0877bd3592262a09

Win some, lose some. Right? instagr.am/p/QOF4XgoxCY/

What? instagr.am/p/QOFf9GIxCJ/

I no longer have much wall space in my office so my diploma has moved to the bedroom.

@thelizhunter It’s too bad that whoever wrote that has the handwriting of a 12 year-old.

“My salvation lies in your love.” - Orange Sky by Alexi Murdoch

RT @jmjordandotlog: iPhone 5: a (brief) review - I planned to write an in depth review of the iPhone 5, but after getting about 6… tmblr.co/ZHwWJyUO5Shq

Alexi Murdoch is good Sunday afternoon laundry folding music.

My iPhone’s home screens are in serious need of some organizing.

The mystery that is iMessage screwed up my plan to give people my new phone number. That and iOS 6 Facebook integration.

RT @jcrclarksonesq: I hope everyone noticed that Hammond, May and I negotiated new contracts without looking fucking miserable. Lewis.

RT @TheFifthDriver: Vodafone McLaren Mercedes can confirm that we have signed a multi-year deal with Sergio Perez. More info to come..

RT @JensonButton: Welcome @SChecoPerez ;-)

Being a fan of @ofarevolution for as long as I have been has spoiled me. Every other live performance pales in comparison to theirs.

Went to stock up on iPhone cables but the Apple Store app lied to me. (at Apple Store) — path.com/p/3wrg9R

RT @THR: Olivia Munn Boards ‘New Girl’ for Multi-Episode Arc as Nick’s New Girlfriend shar.es/5XXFr Zooey + Munn?!?

RT @THR: Olivia Munn Boards ‘New Girl’ for Multi-Episode Arc as Nick’s New Girlfriend shar.es/5XXFr

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan not caring about the available stock update. I want Samsung’s Jellybean update. I want Google Now. Ah. Yeah, Google Now is pretty cool.

@bodingzhang: I want some Jellybean I think I remember a conversation about you not caring about that update.

Goodbye, AT&T. It was actually a pleasant 4 years. Too bad you didn’t get LTE in Charleston sooner.

Finally using the Starbucks machines at work. For free cocoa.

@rosskucsera: Simple desk. Working in the @peoplematterhr San Fran office today. @ PeopleMatter, SF http://t.co/tcgMlvwh Had to do a double take because of the cowbell.

Feeling nostalgic and listening to @WSBF_FM.

Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/QCv3d8oxKZ/

One of this best things in life: sitting in traffic for 20 minutes only to learn the accident is on the other side of the road. #false

@MalloryDyson: 24 years old, and still want my mom when I’m sick. I can confirm that doesn’t go away at 26 either. Hope you feel better!

I think we can all agree that this mistake might be for the best. #AppleMaps

Who wants to ghost write an iPhone 5 review for me?

RT @parislemon: I’m going to estimate the next iPhone will sell 400 trillion units in 30 seconds. Boom. Estimated. Am I doing this right?

I use the ‘Pretty Princess’ theme in Clear. #notashamed

I’m glad I watched the first season of ‘Homeland’ recently. Otherwise I’d feel left out. #Emmys

RT @azizansari: FYI I’m from SC not NC. #EmmyCorrections

How did I not know Damian Lewis was British?

Yes, Julia, it is a shame Amy Poehler didn’t win. However, I don’t mind that it was you instead. #Emmys

Has an SNL cast member ever won an Emmy? I didn’t even realize they were nominated until this year.

RT @sarahlane: Julie Bowen is lovely but come on, nobody can beat Kristen Wiig in anything funny. This show is so over, like shell art.

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan how’s the new iPhone? Best friend got one, pretty impressive. I am very pleased. I wasn’t expecting to be blown away but I was when I got it up and running.

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan I funded a Kickstarter that teaches Python and it will come as a PDF. You are welcome to check it out and use it if it suits you Word. I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks!

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan starting with Javascript then Python for kicks Both good choices. I need to work on my Python skills. It’s what all the cool kids are using these days.

@bodingzhang: Learning how to code like a good Asian What language are you learning?

@kjincharleston: Completed my 3.6 mile bike ride this morning! Happy Fall, @parkcirclesc That’s awesome! I need to put a mount on your bike so you can use @tripsapp next time.

“Ouch I have lost myself again” - Breathe Me by @siamusic

What was that about the best defense in the country? #CLEMvsFSU #gotigers

RT @rosskucsera: Hey, @NorthCharleston peeps! Help me get my bike back! It was stolen yesterday or this morning.

Not too shabby. instagr.am/p/P4ZMrdoxFp/

Goodbye, old friend. We had some good times. instagr.am/p/P3O9t3IxCc/

@parislemon: It’s so fucking fast. The screen seems like it is much bigger than just .5 inches bigger. I love it.

Is it just me or has Apple been adding smaller touch targets in each iOS release?

Verizon can’t activate my #iPhone5 until tomorrow so it looks like I’ll have one more night with the reliable #iPhone4.

It feels good to end my work week on a high note.

As soon as I sent that last tweet I received a text that my phone has been delivered. Thanks, FedEx!

Boo. FedEx pushed my #iPhone5 delivery time to 8pm.

I’ve been using the shit out of unsubscribe buttons lately. How did I get on all of these email lists?!

Whenever I see one of my favorite local businesses with a bad website I instantly want to offer to make them a new one.

RT @mrsterlingsgold: I don’t know much about this Ron Swanson, but I like the cut of his jib.

@EmWatson: The perks of being a wallflower comes out today … : ) Not in my city : (

My hero, Ron Swanson, is back! is.gd/IJJfa9 #GetGlue @parksandrecnbc

RT @iamrashidajones: ParksAndRecParksAndRecParksAndRecParksAndRecParksAndRecParksAndRecParksAndRecParksAndRecParksAndRec. TONIGHT. @9:30 NBC #parksandrec

@jasonmjordan06: @jmjordan True. But I already have the MiFi. Oh I didn’t know about that!

@jasonmjordan06: @jmjordan Still unsure. I’m liking this new LTE MiFi though. If you switch you could get a MiFi with the money you’ll be saving per month.

@jasonmjordan06: Mac Rumors: Verizon iPhone 5 Will Not Offer Simultaneous Voice and Data [Update: It Was A Hardware Decision] http://t.co/jnPLUsob Does that mean you won’t be switching?

I know I probably shouldn’t update my computer in the middle of a project, but I’m afraid I can’t resist getting the Messages update.

“Be my friend. Hold me, wrap me up. Unfold me. I am small. I’m needy. Warm me up. And breathe me.” - @siamusic

The best part about today’s updates? iMessage will actually be useful now. yfrog.com/obq55enj

RT @jmjordandotlog: My first desk decoration. Courtesy @kjincharleston. (Don’t worry about the giant Yoshi) @ Benefitfocus instagr.am/p/PwwHwWIxG7/

Installing iOS 6 on my phone tonight. #becauseican

RT @Veronica: via @ryan: The iPhone 5 isn’t exciting. Or boring. It’s just plain better. gdgt.com/discuss/the-iphone-5-isn-t-exciting-or-boring-it-s-just-plain-better-1ct1/

“I’m an American. Have gun, will travel.” is.gd/7b8qmI #GetGlue #DowntonPBS

Two million iPhone 5’s sold in 24 hours. No big deal.

Drive to work, take two.

Let’s see how they can manage about without Wiig and Sandberg. is.gd/UxG1fb #GetGlue @NBCSNL

Is it rude to wear an In-N-Out T-shirt at Five Guys?

Forgive me, gays. I have sinned. (at Chick-fil-A) [pic] — path.com/p/3Juwl3

Shopping at Lowe’s on an empty stomach is not a pleasant experience. Although that probably applies to most things.

Just received confirmation that my #iPhone5 has been ordered. I didn’t have to stay up until 3AM either! Thanks, Dad!

Looks like my plan worked out for the best. #iPhone5 sold out in an hour on Apple.com - www.macrumors.com/2012/09/14/iphone-5-pre-order-shipping-estimates-slip-to-two-weeks/

I’m not proud of this but instead of ordering my iPhone from Apple like I usually do, my dad is ordering it from Verizon for me. #iPhone5

How does Samsung put up with this shit? A ziptie? Really?!

The only negative thing that I saw today was the price of the iPod touch. How are they going to make an iPad mini for $300 or less?!

“RT @jh32488: @jmjordan let’s not forget it has iOS 6 and an A6 processor” There you go making sense again.

What’s this about a new iPhone? Its the 6th generation but its called iPhone 5? Oh alright, where do I get in line?

It’s a bit ironic that while I’m avoiding hearing about the new iPhone my current iPhone is rendered useless.

Avoiding social media during an Apple keynote. #firstworldtorture

Final predictions: new iPhone, iOS 6, and new iPod touch. I’m going to be a responsible adult and not watch the live blogs.

RT @parislemon: Apple’s competitors will kill each other while Apple wipes its tears from laughter with million dollar bills.

“@iamrashidajones: Hi everyone. We will be back on your televisions very soon. Sept 20th, in fact. #parksandrec ” #YAY

‘Hunger Games’ Sequel ‘Catching Fire’ Begins Production shar.es/upjbQ via @THR #YAY

Theory: the ‘5’ in the iPhone event invite is simply a reference to its 5th anniversary. I refuse to believe it will be called iPhone 5.

RT @AP: Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively wed in Mount Pleasant, S.C., ceremony: apne.ws/S4xGFo -SC

Finally finished the Millennium Falcon construction.

“@oliviamunn Tip 4 Your Life: Date a geek. >)” Hear that ladies of Charleston? I’m Olivia Munn approved.

I was worried about wearing a T-shirt to work today then I saw our CEO wearing one. #bfengineers 

The VMAs are over just in time to watch some #DNC action. #priorities

Sorry, #DNC2012. You don’t have @EmWatson or @taylorswift13. is.gd/BEXbRW #GetGlueHD #VMA

Looking through old issues of The Tiger is very bittersweet. Turns out I was terrible at layout when I started. I sure do miss it, though.

@parislemon: Now I get Amazon’s model: get me to refresh http://t.co/s2Tex8RB a zillion times until the Paperwhite is available. Do you go for the 3G version of Kindles? I did for my Touch but I’m not sure it’s worth it.

RT @parislemon: Dear Amazon, congrats on announcing ship dates and prices, which is more than I can say for most of your rivals. Now let me buy Paperwhite.

RT @parislemon: Kindle Paperwhite. Looks great. Sounds great. Sold. See other tech companies? See how easy that is?

“AT&T expands 4G LTE coverage to 9 new markets, 40 more coming in 2012 www.appleinsider.com/articles/12/09/06/att_expands_4g_lte_coverage_to_9_new_markets_40_more_coming_in_2012.html” Surely this has nothing to do with next week.

@parislemon I’m rather excited about Amazon’s announcement today as well. Perhaps even more so than Apple’s thanks to all the leaks.

Wasp sting count for the week: 2.

@machighway The MySQL server on patty.machighway.com appears to be down.

Why is there a bottle opener built into a paint can tool?

@brianstucki I’m looking for info on Mac OS X Server, specifically the pros/cons of using shared home directories. Have any suggestions?

Do wasps die after they sting you? I hope so. One of those little bastards just got me twice.

@sarahlane: Breaking Bad is over for a while, but instead of crying we started watching Homeland S1. Verrrrry good. Good choice! Just in time, too.

RT @jmjordandotlog: My fitbit #fitstats for 9/02/2012: 1,532 steps and 0.7 miles traveled. www.fitbit.com/user/22FQHF

I hate myself a little bit whenever I go to Wal-mart.

“Nothing wrong with being your own movie date.” - @iamrashidajones ★ Celeste and Jesse Forever (at Terrace Theatre) — path.com/p/2kPOAi

@iamrashidajones: “@akee0623: planning on taking myself!!!” Girl I’m so with that plan. Nothing wrong with being your own movie date. #CandJForever That’s good to know since I’m literally about to go see “Celeste and Jesse” by myself in a few minutes. Can’t wait!

#FF @jmjordandotlog, an account I autopost to from Tumblr and now Fitbit.

Clemson fans do not need to be reminded to wear their colors today. #SolidOrange

I’m watching Jane Eyre (2011) www.imdb.com/title/tt1229822/ #IMDb #nowwatching

@acedtect: So at Dragon*Con during Chik-Fil-A Kickoff Games. Should I cosplay as a Tennesee NC State Auburn or Clemson fan? Speaking of Clemson, do you know the story behind Leo’s Clemson mug?

@jh32488: I’m actually thinking of voting this year. I need to do everything I can to stop Romney from taking over the USA and making it even worse. Since you’ll be voting in SC it won’t matter who you vote for.

@acedtect: So at Dragon*Con during Chik-Fil-A Kickoff Games. Should I cosplay as a Tennesee NC State Auburn or Clemson fan? Clemson, of course!

Having a Bojangles close enough to drive to for lunch is most definitely a bad thing.

This is how I’m keeping track of how much water I drink each day. One tick = one bottle.

I was just thinking about Mike Rowe the other day and wondering what happened to him. is.gd/En1JqV #GetGlueHD #DirtyJobs

@bradfordcross: @jmjordan @Prismatic @sarahlane we’ll get the save action right soon. Please excuse the relatively spartan v1. :) No worries! The impressive UI makes up for it.

I really like @Prismatic, but sharing to Pocket would be nice. Thanks for the recommendation, @sarahlane!

@kjincharleston: “Does not matter where you came from, matters where you are going” Condoleeza Rice. My new matra. I like it!

RT @Benefitfocus: We’re hiring! If you’re ready for a career that will challenge & inspire you, we invite you to join our team! Find jobs benefitfocus.submit4jobs.com/

Pink Vitamin Water > Orange Vitamin Water.

@willbuxton Great. Now I want a waffle. Thanks a lot!

@bodingzhang: Anything written by @jesusdiaz is some convoluted praise to Apple. I’ve never read so much bias from a so-called “editor”. #leavetheinternet Or just do what I did and stop reading Gizmodo. There are much better sites for tech news.

RT @parislemon: Anyone else draw the parallel between the opening of Breaking Bad this week and the Apple/Samsung case? “Tepid off-brand”

RT @FakeAPStylebook: EDITORIAL WRITERS: Any time someone calls the presidential race a “marathon” is a chance to point out a Kenyan will likely win it. #RNC

@MalloryDyson: Considering listening to Christmas music to cheer me up on this rainy day! #howearlyistooearly August is too early. Sorry.

@MalloryDyson Yeah, I was stuck in it a bit as well going the other way. Stupid school buses!

@arduinoteam I received my WiFi shield yesterday. Where can I get the source code for the firmware to start hacking it?

I think I can get rid of this disk. What do you think?

RT @jmjordandotlog: Look, no wires! instagr.am/p/O2qszuoxNA/

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan absorption at night is much slower Hmm… Interesting. So I should try to take them in the AM?

Do multi-vitamins need to be taken in the morning or is the night time okay?

No wonder the USPS is losing so much money. I ordered something on Friday, only paid $3 and it will be arriving today from Boulder, CO.

I’m terrible at writing movie and book reviews.

3 of 5 stars to Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë bit.ly/OhnrhN

If I had a wife she would have been very pleased with me this weekend.

I’m pretty sure the people that did most of the plumbing in my house were blind. Good thing I’m not and also good at plumbing repairs.

Watching Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop — path.com/p/yswE9

Is it stupid to pick a paint color based on its name?

@parislemon: In all honesty, I don’t know if this is good or bad for the industry. But there’s no question Samsung were shameless copycats. We can at least say it’s a nice anniversary present to Tim.

Apple wins patent case against Samsung. Awarded $1 billion in damages. Not sure how I feel about this.

I had a great first week at @Benefitfocus. How should I celebrate?

RT @jacobschulman: Steve Jobs resigned 1 year ago today.

It’s unfortunate I don’t like beer. (Looks over and sees a colleague drinking a beer) #beerfriday

Felt like a burger tonight. (at @SesameBurger) — path.com/p/NgSW1

4% of my followers are fake. How many fake followers do you have..? sttsp.pl/dudc @StatusPeople #FollowerSpam

#incaseyoumissedit The sequel to “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” is still in development! insidemovies.ew.com/2012/08/22/girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo-sequel/ #beyondexcited

RT @iamrashidajones: If they don’t find a way to work “Call Me, Maybe (Maeby)” into the new Arrested Development reboot, I’ll be real upset.

RT @jmjordandotlog: I can’t describe how happy this makes me. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyRz10vU #dragontattoo #playedwithfire

I’ve been working on this one for far … – Reading Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë & F.H. Townsend (at The Mothership) — path.com/p/4hpt2s

I’m watching MacBreak Weekly is.gd/7ahABm #GetGlueHD #MacBreakWeekly

Dinner is served. (One of few things I can do well.: Pork Tenderloin) (with @gamblingcat at The Mothership) [pic] — path.com/p/47bzaw

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan YES! That’s a great idea, especially a photo of your “mom”:-))) Just kidding:-)) ?? I agree with that suggestion :-)

I’ve never put many personal items on my desk at work. Perhaps I should start.

@SaraUnderwood: @SaraUnderwood’s account is temporarily unavailable because it violates the Twitter Media Policy. Learn more. You don’t have to tell me twice. Or once. I picked one up this past weekend!

“@AP “The Office” will end its run on NBC after next season: apne.ws/QXe59v -SC” I can’t say I’m surprised, but still. :-(

So the question now is: should I celebrate with a cocktail or Oreos?

Had a successful #firstday. I had a laptop waiting for me and I could take photos of things if I wanted!

RT @AP: BREAKING: Apple sets record for most valuable company at $621 billion, beating Microsoft’s 1999 high.

I wonder how many times in the near future I’ll accidentally try to drive to my old job. #firstday

I start a new job tomorrow. Perhaps I should get some sleep. #notlikely

Watching Safety Not Guaranteed (at Terrace Theatre) — path.com/p/4nSjd

I may have had a dream involving myself and Aly Raisman. I gave her my number.

Seafood for the second time this week? Okay, twist my arm. (with Kathy and Michael at Sara J’s) — path.com/p/2uN2z

Hunger Games!

Fine, Internet, you win. I wanted to be surprised by what the new iPhone will or won’t have, but you have made that impossible.

Finally getting around to watching Zombieland. www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398/ #IMDb #nowwatching

After only one day I’m already finding myself installing Fedora on an old PowerBook. #whatiswrongwithme

Celebrating my new job/last day with the government. (with @gamblingcat, Kathy, and Michael at @Noisy_Oyster) [pic] — path.com/p/1zkPD2

Two things I want to start doing again: 1) Taking my contacts out at night 2) Writing in a journal.

@por_fe Maybe… Thanks!

Losing at trivia. (with @gamblingcat and Kathy at @SesameBurger) — path.com/p/28f4x4

The first spy drama I need to catch up on. is.gd/0SbUE2 #GetGlueHD @CovertAffairs

I am no longer an employee of the U.S. federal government. #bittersweet

Going away lunch with the TMS team. (at @jimnnicksbbq) — path.com/p/1O2wMG

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan @rosskucsera wasn’t ruffling feathers, just a read @rosskucsera I actually think Jelly Bean is better than this guy thinks.

@bodingzhang: @rosskucsera @jmjordan http://t.co/yGgC7e6N @rosskucsera Did you finish that article? It wasn’t exactly positive for Jelly Bean in the end.

@MalloryDyson: 54 hours until vacation…. #countdown #hurryup I can beat that. 6 hours unti I’m no longer a govt. employee.

I’m listening to Taylor Swift Radio on Pandora #dontjudge bit.ly/R1hYy6 #pandora

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan Live long and Prosper:-)) That’s very Vulcan of you to say. Thanks!

@oliviamunn (Just in case no one has told this today) You are beautiful.

Do not fear. Tomorrow I will no longer be wasting the American tax payer’s money.

Burger night. (at @SesameBurger) — path.com/p/39Dtz7

Add @taylorswift13 to the few musicians that can get me to use iTunes.

Patience and motivation are quickly fading. #48hours

@oliviamunn I make my own Olivia Munn stickers.

I’m not sure the Spice Girls music has stood the test of time. It was fun regardless. #London2012

Well done, London. is.gd/wp4s9t #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics

Despite the frustration Linux has caused me over the past two years I am going to miss working with it. How much is a cheap PC this days?

@jcrclarksonesq: So you know BMW finishes its adverts in America by wishing Team USA the best of luck. Really? I mean really? We do make a few BMWs here, ya know.

RT @JimShearer: Team Handball gives me hope that the childhood sports my brothers & I invented in our living room could someday be in the Olympics.

“I really think that. I really do.” is.gd/rnOzGM #GetGlueHD #TwentyTwelve

It’s been a long time since I’ve sat in front of my computer at home for most of the day.

Watching The Campaign (at @RegalMovies) — path.com/p/QSZ2Q

Feeling very Lisbeth-like. The girl, not the cat.

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan my Porch is calling my name:-) Sounds like good plan!

My couch is calling my name.

@ComcastMichael: @MattMoose @jmjordan @comcastcares something i can help with? @comcastcares I want to watch HBOGO on my Roku but Comcast doesn’t let me. Yes, I pay for HBO with my cable subscription.

@MattMoose Yes, I do.

I bought a Roku so I could watch HBOGO on my TV easily. But apparently @comcast doesn’t want me to do that. #fail

P.S.: Thank goodness for squeezy Marmite . I don’t know what Marmite is, I simply find @EmWatson’s appreciation for it adorable.

RT @EmWatson: Thank goodness for squeezy Marmite .

I’m suddenly not at all tired.

Steve Carell has aged quite a bit from The Office. is.gd/v64XkR #GetGlueHD @TeamCoco

Dolly is speaking to me. “Do I Ever Cross Your Mind” by Dolly Parton on @Rdio: rd.io/x/QVu6MjdzKyo

Saving cables from old PC components has finally paid off.

@jh32488: @jmjordan then I hope they’ll do it for the 4S to 6 like they did from the 3GS to 4. If not Im gonna sell my iPhone 4s w/contract and switch Thats half the reason I returned my 4s. I’ll probably be switching to Verizon anyways, though. I’ll want some LTE action.

@jh32488: @jmjordan it didn’t? I got an iPhone 4 on release day and upgraded to the 4s less than a month after it was released. But remember, the iPhone 4 came 16 months after the iPhone 4. Most contracts don’t actually last 24 months.

@jh32488: So what’s the rumor on early upgrades with at&t from the iPhone 4s to the 6th gen iPhone? My guess is it won’t happen. It didn’t last time.

This announcer is awful, but the match is great! #WomensBeachVolleyball is.gd/8VfAQT #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics

RT @DeathStarPR: Natalie Portman got married in secret over the weekend. Can’t see THAT ending badly for anyone. #StarWars

@EmWatson: She also says i’m cheesy. This really hurt too . Stop being so damn cute!

I become way too proud of myself for getting all of my laundry done in less than a day.

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan @rosskucsera I didn’t expect this purchase I had been considering it for a while. And since I’ll have to give my iPad back I decided to do it. So far I’m impressed.

I blame @rosskucsera for this purchase. Also, tax-free weekend and a new job.

Kristen is so depressed in this. into.tv/i/3Rx4

I need to buy this one. #Bridesmaids on #HBO is.gd/XrldoN #GetGlueHD #Bridesmaids

RT @ConanOBrien: This Chick-fil-A scandal has got me worried. I want to go to Arby’s but I don’t know where they stand on the unrest in Syria.

@MalloryDyson: “The trunk went eh-eh and all of a sudden, four 15’s didn’t see no wires, and then I heard BOOM from the amplifiers” #ithappened #throwback That song was my jam!

@iamrashidajones: Okay y’all. Today’s the day. Graduation day, 1993. The lipstick color is REAL. Feel it. SEE MY MOVIE! #CandJForever http://t.co/4RuiMzP1 I want to but it isn’t playing in my city! Do you know if and when it is coming to Charleston, SC?

This has to be a phishing scam. “Apple values your opinion”? I don’t think so.

“@EmWatson: Both Sides Now - Joni Mitchell” Agreed. Great song.

@EmWatson: Both Sides Now - Joni Mitchell Great song.

“@rosskucsera: @jmjordan In “Office Space”-style?” I’m afraid not. One day maybe!

BREAKING NEWS: I have resigned from my job.

@thelizhunter Great. Now no one will care about my exciting news later today.

Catching up on my favorite USA spy drama. is.gd/0SbUE2 #GetGlueHD @CovertAffairs

Apparently I’m a pacer.

Exciting events are taking place. Stay tuned…

Every time I see someone call the next iPhone the ‘iPhone 5’ they lose a bunch of credibility points with me.

You don’t have to twist my arm to watch this match. #WomensBeachVolleyball is.gd/8VfAQT #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics

I think I’ll watch Wozniacki while the French people argue over fencing rules. bit.ly/Q63MUc #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics

I don’t know what’s going on, but this sure is a dramatic end to a bout. #WomensEpee #Semifinal is.gd/M1T3ru #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics

Time for some women’s Epee quarterfinal action. No more of that right of way nonsense. is.gd/M1T3ru #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics

First Clemson gets a mention in the Olympics now we get a shout out on The Newsroom. What is happening?

Waiting in line. (with Kathy and Michael at Kaminsky’s) — path.com/p/1u4ECt

I’m at Hank’s Seafood (Charleston, SC) 4sq.com/N5RiaW

We also need more fried chicken. (with Michael) [pic] — path.com/p/1KRQQn

I think we need more sweet tea. (with Michael) [pic] — path.com/p/cIq9c

GP of Hungary qualifying. I know the outcome but I’m still watching. is.gd/PpT9Hc #GetGlueHD #FormulaOne

@sarahlane: @jmjordan spam or notifications you can opt out of? a lot of services provide the latter. GetGlue definitely prefers the latter. Also, checking in to Olympics coverage probably exasperated the problem.

@sarahlane Why didn’t you warn me about GetGlue’s email spam when you recommended it?!

Very good Foil bouts. I still prefer Épée though. is.gd/Fgerx0 #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics

There is clearly no such thing as an unattractive volleyball player. is.gd/RDdX3c #GetGlueHD #Olympics

So far I am very disappointed with the combination of The Olympics and technology. I thought this stuff was suppose to make things easier.

I was planning on avoiding this event but I can’t deny being a fan. is.gd/M1T3ru #GetGlueHD @NBCOlympics

@jasonmjordan06: @jmjordan Just watched it. Too cool! Found a new app I see. Yeah I really like Letterboxd. Want an invite?

I unlocked the Yeah! First Check-in! sticker on #GetGlueHD! is.gd/mHWh4Y

I was featured on this week’s The Social Hour! (I’m Jonathan) twit.tv/show/the-social-hour/70 #FiveMinutesOfTWITFame cc: @sarahlane @ambermac

Getting my first taste of bridge traffic. Hopefully it’s not the last.

Now I wait. #HardPartIsOver

If you’d like to know why I’ve decided not to cut my grass today please see my previous tweet.

#ItsHot

Today will be remembered as The Day People Actually Got Shit Done. #GoogleTalk #Twitter

I’ve already had to disable Gatekeeper in Mountain Lion.

Email isn’t working, Google Talk isn’t working, I guess I should just go home?

RT @whatlizsaid: There are millions of twenty-something office drones like us who are simultaneously having the worst day ever. #GoogleTalk outage

@thelizhunter I don’t think it was ever called Gchat… :-P

@MalloryDyson: Why isn’t my gchat working?!?! How am I supposed to talk to my friends all day?!? #superlongdayahead It isn’t just you.

Finally getting interesting. I think. – Reading Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë & F.H. Townsend — path.com/p/43JmsT

Mountain Lion is out! Let’s do this!

@sarahlane: Terrible physical comedy is ruining The Newsroom. Dialogue also pretty bad. And if I see a standing ovation…oh, there it is! Don’t worry. All new writers for season 2 should help!

I find it comical that Apple officially announces the release of their next operating system in the press release for an earnings call.

@leolaporte Can you please stop calling the next iPhone the ‘iPhone 5?’

@Tamara_Fogner He won’t be the only one running attack ads from now until November.

RT @EmWatson: Guy ‘Are you Emma Stone?’ Me ‘No Guy : Emma Roberts ? Me : no. Guy : this is so awkward. Me : I know.

I am failing miserably at keeping my desk from looking cluttered.

Happy Birthday to my awesome cousins, @Tamara_Fogner and @FoggyAG! Yes, they are also twins.

#TheDarkKnightRises: 7 out of 10 where 6 of that is credited to Anne Hathaway.

I see cheese puffs and Mtn. Dew in my near future.

This is bullshit. www.theverge.com/2012/7/20/3172365/sources-google-sparrow-25-million-gmail-client. I guess I’ll have to go back to Apple Mail. #angry

First Google buys Meebo, my favorite Gtalk app. Now Sparrow, my favorite Gmail app. I’d like to think it’s a good thing, but I’m not so sure

“HBO’s ‘The Newsroom’ Overhauls Writing Staff for Season 2 shar.es/tizR3” Hallelujah! cc: @thelizhunter

RT @jmjordandotlog: That was not a fun adventure… instagr.am/p/NRLsW1oxLn/

Hospitals and I do not get along. I’ll be in trouble if I ever get really sick.

You know how sometimes you’ll find $20 in a jacket pocket. Well, that just happened except it was an iPad (1st gen) charger in the box.

@por_fe #youcandoit #goodluck

@rosskucsera: @jmjordan It’s a curse and a blessing. You buy stuff you wouldn’t otherwise buy and…you buy stuff you wouldn’t otherwise buy! Unfortunately I think I ended up buying stuff I shouldn’t buy because of it!

I should have eaten before I came to the grocery store…

RT @EmWatson: : )

@EmWatson: Sorry that I’m really bad at twitter Nonsense! I love your tweets!

Am I the only person who is happy to see ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ only has a 86% rating on RottenTomatoes?

I just went from not thinking about chocolate to wanting chocolate to buying a Snickers to eating a Snickers in about 120 seconds.

@lilyrosecooper: I’m slightly humiliated now. I’ve heard that the only way to deal with people who are constantly late is to just leave and tell them it’s not okay.

My body is very mad at me for working on my office for 12 hours yesterday.

I’m watching Saturday Night Live: Melissa McCarthy/Lady Antebellum www.imdb.com/title/tt2021933/ #IMDb #nowwatching

This is why I won’t be too upset if Apple changes the iPhone dock connector.

Drive to Lowe’s. Find items to buy. Reach for wallet. Realize it’s missing. Drive home. Repeat with wallet. #FML

“@pschiller: I’m reading “Anathem” again, this time in iBooks. Text is much sharper on the iPad Retina Display than on analog paper ;->” Ha!

@oliviamunn You are one of the few people that could get me to watch The Tonight Show.

I now have more Dropbox space than my laptop can physically hold. #firstworldproblem

I get way too excited when one of my favorite apps releases an update. Today it’s #Pandora.

RT @ConanOBrien: We can all help cure our dependence on foreign oil by becoming depressed and sleeping most of the day.

You know you are hot natured when you pack a jacket for lunch because the restaurant is always cold.

Schedule for the rest of the night: don’t think about the leak in my kitchen sink I just discovered, read some Jane Eyre, sleep.

“I keep dancing on my own…” - Robyn. Male or female, I think we can all relate to that.

RT @boxofficemojo: ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay’ broken in to two parts, scheduled for release in November 2014, 2015: ow.ly/c9jNa #hungergames

I hoped this would be coming at some point. RT @Dropbox: Our [Dropbox] Pro users now get twice as much #Dropbox space! ow.ly/c8QF0

The celebrity softball game during the MLB All-Star break is one of the best things about the entire baseball season.

There comes a point in a project when my perfectionism turns into lets-finish-this-ism. After all, “great artists ship,” right?

As much as I love my 11-inch MacBook Air, I am very tired of using it as my primary computer. Must. Finish. Office.

RT @MalloryDyson: “In need of a vacation from work. ASAP. #CaseoftheMondays” I second that.

@oliviamunn I love you. Well, as much as one can love another person they’ve never actually met.

@whatlizsaid: I have a zero tolerance policy for hickeys. On yourself, others, or both?

RT @TaranKillam: Am I right to have my feelings hurt if you see someone tweeting a lot but they haven’t texted you back in days?

Another weekend, another trip to Lowe’s.

I don’t know if I’d describe it as ‘amazing,’ but I think I might have a new favorite Emma. #Spiderman

@laurenv1024: @jmjordan yeah! smells kinda funny. but hey, i got a frosty. that’s all that matters. I’ll have to show you around properly one of these days!

Time for some Spidey action with @jasonmjordan06. Hopefully putting ‘amazing’ in the title isn’t a letdown.

RT: stopping in clemson for some wendys on the way to north carolina! @jmjordan @laurenv1024 stopping in clemson for some wendys on the way to north carolina! - Nice! Is it still there? I haven’t been in forever.

I forgot how good Dr. Dre’s album, “2001”, is.

@thelizhunter Phew! Thank you. I was worried it got the best of you.

@thelizhunter Why have you left all of us hanging like this?!

There are many things I am capable of doing well around the house. Drywall repair is not one of them.

My body can’t decide whether it’s hungry or tired.

I love when I find an unopened mint in my pocket.

America! (F*** yeah!) 🇺🇸🎉🎆🇺🇸

I am in serious need of a chocolate Frosty.

You can add 12 gauge Romex to things I am even less fond of after today.

People who talk on the phone while in (and using) a public restroom. #thingsiwillneverunderstand

Oh, jeez. I have been walking around all day wearing a brown belt with a black shirt.

I used to prefer white grapes over red grapes. Now it’s the other way around. I guess people really do change.

RT @iamrashidajones: Woke up feeling marginally less tired than usual. The fact that this is a noteworthy event makes me want to go back to bed. #ILoveSleep

RT @por_fe “No, it’s like there are two Saturdays!” And two Fridays I suppose! Thanks for being optimistic.

It just hit me that because Wednesday is a holiday it’s like there are two Mondays this week.

Despite the heat I would greatly appreciate if this weekend never ended.

T-shirt count for the day: 3. So far. #TooDamnHot

On the way to meet @Tamara_Fogner, @FoggyAG, and company for some lake birthday action.

The transition from privileged twentysomething to adult is now one step closer to being complete. My name is now on the title of a vehicle.

A nooner is when you leave work at noon, right? No? Oh well. Close enough.

Woah. New Rdio again!

@EmWatson: If people need cheering up… : ) xx http://t.co/g7uHUOTY Thanks for that!

@bodingzhang: Jellybean looks delicious #android Not going to lie, the Nexus 7 is very tempting…

RT @ListsOfNote: The great Nora Ephron passed away yesterday. In 2010, she wrote a list of things she won’t & will miss: bit.ly/Mzsx9X

@Tamara_Fogner I feel your pain… It was very hard for me to get out of my car this morning and walk into my office.

@katierip I think you just helped me decide what I’ll be having for dinner.

@MalloryDyson: The high today here is 70! I did not come prepared for this cold! #chsgirl #freezing It isn’t much better down here today. 70 degrees and raining.

RT @theNuzzy: When I show you a picture on my iPhone, you’re allowed one swipe in either direction before I have a freak out.

I’ve traveled 250 miles with my Fitbit! www.fitbit.com/user/22FQHF #Fitstats

RT @iamrashidajones: BREAKING NEWS: I’VE CHANGED MY HAIR PART FROM THE LEFT SIDE TO THE RIGHT SIDE. Updates as this fascinating story continues to develop…

#NoteToSelf Buy eyedrops!

Shoot. I forgot to TiVo the premiere of ‘The Newsroom’ tonight. I hope @oliviamunn doesn’t find out!

I hate when I forget to wear my fitbit on days that I actually move around a good bit.

@bodingzhang: What she order? Fish filet Stupidest line of that album by far.

RT @jmjordandotlog: The floor is finally done. #nofilter instagr.am/p/MLl4LyoxB1/

@rachelgbiv Happy Birthday!

I am 99.9% sure they don’t know each other, yet, this just happened. Cc: @willbuxton @sarahlane

Am I dreaming or did I just see the words BCS and playoff in the same sentence on ESPN?

I won this round of Jonathan vs. downtown parking garages.

I just finished the last of my Girl Scout cookies that I got from @laurenv1024 and company. :-(

@rachelgbiv Ha! Yes! Such a good show. I hope we get more of Shoshana next season, though.

@rachelgbiv Agreed. I would not have expected to like that relationship earlier in the season.

@rachelgbiv Good, right?!

@MalloryDyson: @jmjordan you love that song… Love is such a strong word…

@joshpelkey

@MalloryDyson: Dear Katy Perry, please just stop. Your songs are so annoying. Thanks, Mal. Says the girl who loves “Call Me Maybe.”

If you add the 256GB SSD and 8GB of RAM to the non-retina MBP that the retina version has it is $200 more than the retina version.

@rachelgbiv Your ordeal made my day.

I’m a firm believer in the saying “If you want something done right, do it yourself.”

It wouldn’t take much to convince me it isn’t Monday.

Now that Girls and Mad Men is done with their seasons what am I going to do with my Sunday nights?

Watching MythBusters with my dad. #HappyFathersDay

@leolaporte: It does seem like we’re losing audience to @5by5 @bendeming - why do you prefer it? …in 140 characters ;-) What’s @5by5?

My eyeball is extremely reflective.

Should I feel bad for getting Best Buy to sell me a $50 video game for $30 because that’s what it cost on Amazon?

RT @CU_EconDev: Here’s the news release of today’s announcement. What a great day for CU & S.C. tinyurl.com/77kfhue

@jh32488: @jmjordan I. Hate. You. Would it help if I said that as nice as the screen is it doesn’t make me want one.

I always feel strange leaving an Apple Store with an item that I bought with my phone.

This does not do this screen justice, but damn.

You win this round, St Philip St. Parking Garage.

RT @sarahlane: Before the song from hell came into my life I miss it so bad. I miss it so bad. I miss it so so bad. #DIAFmaybe

Looks like I’ll be switching to Verizon in the Fall when the new iPhone is released. j.mp/Kq8DQa

It is extremely difficult/annoying/inconvenient to have work done at your house with a 9-5 job.

@pomplamoose: New Pomplamoose video for “Don’t Stop Lovin Me” is now up. A shout out to the early birds and East Coast too! http://t.co/yQFRc3wb I love it! Will we be hearing more electronic-y songs like this one? I sure hope so!

Why did I have to wake up? I was having a dream about playing Call of Duty with @oliviamunn.

I really need to give my eyes a break from looking at a screen. Today was practically nonstop. I blame Tim Cook.

.@leolaporte, where did you get your Clemson mug?

I think I need a nap now. That was exhausting. #WWDC

It makes me very proud that @leolaporte uses a Clemson mug on @twitlive.

The only way to follow the WWDC keynote is to watch @acedtect, @sarahlane, and @leolaporte on @twitlive. They do an amazing job!

@por_fe Yeah! Though, nothing too dramatic happened. It set up a good start to next season.

One of the things I like most about being an adult is the ability to treat Sunday night like Saturday and not caring about the consequences.

So that’s what happens when you don’t talk about your shit. #Girls

And the wait begins. #MadMen

I really want a white Russian right now, but alas, no vodka.

How did I miss that Google is acquiring Meebo? Hopefully that will mean there will be a native GTalk app for iOS soon.

Thanks: Bead board installation for new office ceiling with @jmjordan. (at The Mothership) [pic] — http://t.co/nS6JHuHv for your help! RT @rosskucsera Bead board installation for new office ceiling… (at The Mothership) [pic] — http://t.co/NfdSvSa0

Awesome!: For 2 yrs I’ve asked every developer I know for an app like this. List a movie, get a notification when it’s released. http://t.co/YMkifPae RT @brianstucki List a movie, get a notification when it’s released. http://t.co/F5duojyP

@jh32488: @jmjordan Comcast? Yessir.

@jh32488: @jmjordan mine too. Are you on James Island? Nope, Park Circle. That’s a rather large outage.

I’m going to go with option c) tethering my iPhone to my laptop.

My Internet going out at 12:30 on a Friday night either means that a) I need to get a life or b) I need to go to bed.

I had no idea bicycle tires are suppose to be inflated to 50PSI.

@MalloryDyson Not wasting any time tonight, huh?

Dear my neck, I’m sorry for whatever I did to cause you to hurt for the past week, but will you please forgive me?

I can barely contain my excitement. RT @MalloryDyson: Happy Anniversary to me and work…only 28 years until retirement…

Riverdogs v. Crawdads. Thanks @sabalhomessc! (at Joseph P Riley Jr Park) [pic] — path.com/p/2bFYfh

@MensHumor: RT @MensHumor: If Snooki & Kim Kardashian were stuck in a burning building, & you could only save one, would you do laundry or r … @MalloryDyson Laundry because it is one of the things I most hate doing.

@MalloryDyson: Days like this I would have skipped class in college… Being a grown up is overrated. True story.

@tapsyearbook: The 2012 yearbooks will be shipped out on June 16th, so look out for your copy in the mail! Did you intentionally move the print date back?

I just completed a trip using @tripsapp. It was 1.44 mi long and took 0:26:29 to complete. #afterdinnerwalk

What happens when a backup and a spotlight index happens at the same time? I want to break things, that’s what.

As much as I love The Hunger Games and Bridesmaids I am very happy to see HP win some popcorn, especially since @EmWatson got to accept it.

That’s John Mayer not Johnny Depp. You can’t fool me, MTV.

So I guess Katy Perry won’t be at the #MTVMovieAwards.

@EmWatson You looked great! Can’t wait for September 14th!

Sigh. ♬ ‘Gravity’ - Sara Bareilles ♪

@Chris_Culos: @jmjordan i’m listening to a lot of @reptarathens @WALKTHEMOONband @GIVERSmusic @VanHunt @BagOfToys @torcheband @rubblebucket. check em out Awesome! Thanks, I will!

I am incapable of doing a home improvement project without at least two visits to Lowe’s.

@Tamara_Fogner Truth.

@EmWatson: Check out a mini preview of #PerksOfBeingAWallflower trailer http://t.co/IgJ55x1Z Full length trailer on Sunday at MTV MA x AHHHH!!!! Can’t wait!!!

RT @ConanOBrien: Apple says they’re coming out with a big announcement. Hope it’s not about the internet history on my Macbook Pro. #EroticWeatherChannel

Goodbye, Draw Something. You were fun for a week.

Ridiculous bumper sticker of the day: “I <3 my granddog”

@thelizhunter I imagine you also do a lot more walking about than we do in the South.

@thelizhunter Ah. That makes sense. Seems like they would have caught on by now that A/C units remove humidity.

@thelizhunter How are you not used to hot/humid summers having grown up in Columbia, SC?

Who or what is everyone listening to lately?

@jerrydepizzo @marcroberge @Chris_Culos @Richard_On @ofarevolution Hey guys! Who or what are you listening to lately?

@siamusic Hey! Who or what are you listening to lately?

It’s Britney, bitch. Cc: @laurenv1024

RT @jmjordandotlog: ATL @ The 05 Buckhead - Luxury Highrise instagr.am/p/LHHHTLIxPB/

Emergency adapter run. (at Apple Store) [pic] — path.com/p/2thjdE

@laurenv1024: party time tomorrow! who’s coming? Only if there are cold apples!

RT @cultofmac: Seagate Buys Data Storage Company LaCie For $186 Million cultm.ac/JxWOXB

RT @BadHarryPotter: Sometimes i look at Ginny, then i see Hermione… and i can’t help thinking that i MIGHT have made the wrong choice there.

If I had known last night was Kristen Wiig’s last SNL I would have made an attempt to stay awake. Good thing I TiVo’d it.

@laurenv1024: won’t hear from me for a few days. goodbye alpharetta. hello bahamas! ❤❤❤ Have fun and congratulations! See you Saturday!

@Tamara_Fogner Those always suck me in as well.

Me riding a tricycle by @Tamara_Fogner instagr.am/p/K0vCgQFEj2/

RT @jmjordandotlog: Happy Birthday, Mom! instagr.am/p/KsIVHjoxCv/

@laurenv1024: studying = student + dying #finals You’ve made it this far, a couple of more days won’t kill you. #youcandoit

Drats. I have to use iTunes this morning. (to listen John Mayer’s new album)

@katierip Nope, sorry. Welcome to the world of full price.

It has gotten to a point where I despise having to launch iTunes. Thankfully I don’t really need to anymore.

@candace_leigh: @jmjordan If that’s the thing you dislike most about exercising, then you need to exercise harder. :P I do not accept this logic.

The thing I dislike the most about exercising is taking my shoes off to change and then put them right back on again.

RT @michaelfranti: If you can be gay and fight and die for our country, certainly you should be able to come home and get married in it.

RT @BarackObama: “Same-sex couples should be able to get married."—President Obama

How am I just discovering @jcrclarksonesq and @MrJamesMay on Twitter?!

Oh, Notting Hill, why must you tempt me so? And look! There is Lord Grantham and a 12 year-old Mischa Barton.

I almost forgot to set my alarm. That would have been terrible/awesome in the morning.

Can someone tell me why it is so smokey in North Charleston?

I need to watch ‘When Harry Met Sally’ again sometime soon.

@kjincharleston: @jmjordandotlog Van Halen will melt your mind.. Haha! Good one.

RT @jmjordandotlog: I come in peace. instagr.am/p/KRFz_coxFn/

Oh, thank you, sweet release that is the weekend.

Now that I’ve hidden the new email badge on my iPhone I have let my inbox get slightly out of hand. 39 unread emails.

Fine. I’ll stop writing shell scripts and go to bed already.

Nope, you weren’t. RT @GeekTyrant: Was I The Only One Disappointed By THE DARK KNIGHT RISES Trailer rant.to/IujGGs by @MickJoest

RT @jmjordandotlog: A couple of jackasses destroyed my office. instagr.am/p/KBYgntoxCC/

RT @jmjordandotlog: World’s Greatest Jello Shots instagr.am/p/J-4k37IxMB/

@jennafischer I really enjoyed The Giant Mechanical Man. I don’t know what I’m doing either.

RT @jmjordandotlog: Dinner for one. instagr.am/p/J8aRSKoxOH/

I’m impulsively watchinh The Giant Mechanical Man because @jennafischer is in it.

RT @jmjordandotlog: 2012 American Eagle Silver Proof instagr.am/p/J5sgP5IxAf/

RT @LisbethTheCat: I don’t think he liked me very much but I enjoyed having @jasonmjordan06’s cat, Rambo, stay with me.

RT @jmjordandotlog: President Barack “Mic Drop” Obama - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyKIZ_0Z

RT @jmjordandotlog: Lisbeth v. Rambo. instagr.am/p/J0eAlZoxOZ/

RT @jmjordandotlog: Who wants to break these in for me? instagr.am/p/Jx0VDPIxKE/

RT @jmjordandotlog: Maybe this will help me get something productive done. instagr.am/p/JvGUg5oxPf/

RT @jmjordandotlog: I am a pro with this type of paper towel dispenser. instagr.am/p/Js33mJIxLG/

Philip Humber just threw the 21st perfect game in MLB history. Too bad he pitches for the White Sox or I might be happy for him.

Now that I’ve stopped thinking of Instagram as an extension to Twitter I rather enjoy it. Hopefully Facebook doesn’t ruin it anytime soon.

RT @jmjordandotlog: Hello, world! I, @jmjordan, will use this account to automatically post what I do on the Internet. Follow if you dare.

“Carol! Get your shit together!” Guess what I’m watching.

I hope there isn’t a fire in North Charleston anytime soon. Six fire trucks in Park Circle.

Hopefully @lisbeththecat will like this. I have high hopes. instagr.am/p/JpcNpaoxKt/

All signs point to an October iPhone release. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyJyAc8i

I ended the day at work with a segmentation fault. I think it’s only fitting that I collapse on my bed when I get home. #geekhumor

RT @lemonfeed: The iPhone Once Again Outsold All Verizon Android Phones Combined goo.gl/fb/QYUyr

RT @God_Damn_Batman: Spent the better part of three hours trying to convince Joker that Obama has nothing to do with the high laughing gas prices.

@natalydawn: I did it. I started blogging! I know you’re all short-form folks, but if any of you want more than 140 characters: http://t.co/KG584HDy So happy to see you blogging, but might I suggest you use Tumblr instead of Wordpress.

RT @boxofficemojo: ‘The Hunger Games’ passed $500 million worldwide this weekend: ow.ly/ai6OX

Happy Birthday, @emwatson! tmblr.co/ZHwWJyJgUT9u

Who wants to join me? instagr.am/p/JauVEkoxAL/

Operation: “Porch Swing” is now complete. instagr.am/p/JatsahoxP5/

If there is one thing I’ve learned from owning a house it’s that there is no such thing as a simple project.

Appetizer. @ Five Guys Burgers & Fries instagr.am/p/JYPvnTIxGD/

RT @parislemon: Did I hear that Apple is working on some top secret new project with Tony Stark?

RT @FakeAPStylebook: double truck - A big-ass picture of two sweet semis! HONK HONK

@brianstucki: Looks good! Wish I could see it from the top.“@jmjordan: @brianstucki Something like this? http://t.co/2OkDEe8p” I believe they carry it in most Apple Stores.

@brianstucki: A lot of good Air/iPad messenger bags. I guess I’m looking for a more slim, briefcase like one. I’ll keep looking and send a success tweet. Something like this? http://t.co/FVWnvtB0

I love when someone tries to pass me on the right only to realize that there is a reason I’m in left lane and can’t pass me. #idiots

No wonder the parking lot was empty after lunch. The Internet at work is broken.

@thelizhunter Thank you!

Birthday brunch. [pic] — path.com/p/2fH9IG

The new Carrier Pigeon: tmblr.co/ZHwWJyJFpNc_

I guess Comcast owes me $50. I worked from home today to meet them and they didn’t show up in the “appointment window”.

I just completed a walk using @tripsapp. It was 2.06 mi long and took 0:39:54 to complete.

Having audio and transmission controls on the steering wheel can be dangerously confusing at times.

Grande, no water, chai latte. (at @Starbucks) [pic] — path.com/p/GAtwj

I just encountered the world’s slowest fuel pump.

@leolaporte: I am so sorry. It’s a 2GB download. I am deeply ashamed of our screwup. No worries, Leo!

I am slightly obsessed with Box Office Mojo. Why do they not have an iPhone app?!

My computer had kernel panic’d before I got to work this morning. That isn’t a good sign.

Test drive. [pic] — path.com/p/3ROpV2

Pliskova v. Larcher de Brito (with @gamblingcat at Family Circle Cup Stadium) [pic] — path.com/p/1YAp74

@gamblingcat: Completed the #chsbridgerun with @por_fe using @tripsapp. It was 6.2 mi long and took 55:00 to complete. My route was 49.45% efficient. @por_fe Good job! Sorry I didn’t make it down.

No wonder Jennifer Lawrence was so good in The Hunger Games, she played the same part in Winter’s Bone. Only about 100x more badass.

Pay @candace_leigh $5 for a beer on me - Please live vicariously for me. bit.ly/HzFiO6 via @tweet_a_beer

@thelizhunter “Great oden’s raven!”

Alarm clocks work much better when they are turned on the night before.

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan You’ve got qualities of both. But if you say so, I’ll be Jobs (without the crying and screaming) and TCP will be insanely great! I’m pretty sure the screaming is what made him great.

I guess I have to buy these now. RT: @AP Harry Potter books finally become available in e-book format: apne.ws/GWVV79 -AB

Lisbeth sits in her chair. - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyIdVyxM

I’ve made up my mind. I’m more Woz than Jobs.

RT @God_Damn_Batman: Hunger Games had an impressive opening weekend. For a film without Batman in it.

#TheHungerGames opening weekend gross: $155 millon. Only HP7: Part 2 (170M) and The Dark Knight (158M) have done better.

@thelizhunter You don’t have to worry about me.

I’m glad I haven’t had to wait 17 months for the #MadMen premiere like normal people.

Go see #TheHungerGames. Seriously. Go. - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyIZVEPm

Playing Draw Something has taught me that I suck at drawing animals and people. Absolutely terrible.

I just completed a walk using @tripsapp. It was 1.59 mi long and took 0:33:13 to complete.

How long until #CatchingFire comes out? Whenever it is it can’t get here soon enough.

Time to watch 24 kids battle to the death for rich people’s amusement! Wait, does that make me one of the rich people? Crap. #TheHungerGames

RT @God_Damn_Batman: I’m making Robin see Hunger Games. As long as he’s going to fight like a girl, he might as well learn how to do it well.

I bought @lisbeththecat a new bed last weekend and this is what she sleeps on: a used Amazon box.

@sarahlane: Taylor Swift has 2 songs on The Hunger Games soundtrack… just sayin’… What are you saying exactly?

@rabrodka: RT @altgeldshrugged: Saw a trailer for the American Reunion movie and thought, “I’d like to see that,” and now I hate myself a little. @altgeldshrugged I felt the exact same way.

It smells like band camp outside. #nostalgia

Sometimes I will click a twitpic link without looking at who it’s from or reading the tweet. #dangerous

@thelizhunter You know, it was filmed in Asheville and Charlotte.

The Carrier Pigeon meets the “Internet of Things” printer. cc: @adafruit - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyIJSn0z

It’s legit. I swear. #DragonTattoo

Who knew it was possible to hate a toilet paper dispenser.

@laurenv1024: i give up on life. i came to school without shoes or a backpack. #imdone Now that’s the Senior spirit!

Looks like I’ll be restoring my phone tonight. This thing is not happy.

I don’t think I can wait til the end of the month (when I can borrow another book from the Kindle Library) to start reading Mockingjay.

Mondays always go by the fastest for me. #silverlining

@MattMoose Did you get a reservation?

RT @AP: Apple to reveal Monday what it will do with $100 billion cash hoard; analysts expect dividend: apne.ws/FPhu7j -CC

Why would NBC re-air the Charles Barkley SNL?! That was one of the worst I’ve seen in a long time.

Despite the beautiful screen on the new iPad, I still don’t feel like I need one. Phew.

Time for some qualifying action with #SPEEDF1.

Women’s Tennis and Formula 1 are my two favorite sports these days.

It’s too bad the Sharapova - Ivanovic match ended early. I was looking forward to watching it until the Australian Gran Prix qualifying.

Pay @candace_leigh $5 for a beer on me - bit.ly/wSBs78 via @tweet_a_beer #sxsw

RT @sarahlane: Yikes. “Retracting Mr. Daisey and the Apple Factory: www.thisamericanlife.org/blog/2012/03/retracting-mr-daisey-and-the-apple-factory

I’m very happy #SPEEDF1 is back, but I really should be getting some sleep.

@garrily Not having push is a bummer, but I love Sparrow for the Mac so much, buying the iPhone version was no question.

It is my opinion that Gwyneth Paltrow should always be a redhead.

The curse of Thursday has struck again. #feelslikefriday

Pay @candace_leigh $5 for a beer on me - Happy Birthday! bit.ly/A1UCU6 via @tweet_a_beer #sxsw

I just bought @sparrow for iPhone without even reading the description or looking at screenshots.

@candace_leigh: Guess which Rihanna song is my theme song for day? #Cheers =] Umbrella?

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan Does this mean you’ve made up your mind? Nah, just thought it was funny.

“If you don’t yet have an iPad, get the new iPad.” - @parislemon - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyI06grV

@kjincharleston: Thanks Apple for the OS 5.1 update! Cured my battery bug:-) That’s awesome!

There is a midnight showing of #TheHungerGames next week. Do I want to go?

I love when my favorite sites release new versions. The new Rdio is sooo much better!

Next Friday cannot come soon enough! tmblr.co/ZHwWJyHwqlzg #TheHungerGames

I kind of want to bid on this and move to Wyoming. - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyHvbTwg

I just completed a bike ride using @tripsapp. It was 1.94 mi long and took 0:15:24 to complete. #seriouslyoutofshape

#ThingsISeeDrivingToWork The tail section to five C-17s.

Hold up. It was only 1:59 six minutes ago. #damnyoudaylightsavings

Katniss, the girl who was on fire, sent me a message!

Say ‘hello’ to The Carrier Pigeon - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyHnTwz2

Always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox. 2GB account is free! db.tt/bqtRrIk8

Always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox. 2GB account is free! db.tt/LeEf8zTL

My goal in life is to get three strikes in a row (a turkey) in a game of bowling.

Today is one of those days that feels like it will never end.

#TheHungerGames was filmed in Asheville, NC. That’s neat. I lived there once.

Here is some jazz for your Friday morning. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyHiiWfW

@candace_leigh: @jmjordan Maybe if I get a job there I can steal you one. :P Awesome, thanks

@candace_leigh: In five years, the smell that will remind me most of college will be the smell of the Fike gym. Is that sad? Mine is the smell of waffle cones that I never actually tried.

Last but not least: @emwatson - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyHhPaTi #InternationalWomensDay

Next: Kristen Wiig - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyHgyefp #InternationalWomensDay

Next lady up: @zooeydeschanel - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyHgX84e #InternationalWomensDay

Celebrating a few of my favorite women for #InternationalWomensDay. First up: @taylorswift13 - tmblr.co/ZHwWJyHgE75b

@annejmarion That’s awesome.

@annejmarion Yes, please. I am very confused by this new meme.

‘Catching Fire’ is in the Kindle Lending Library. That’s handy. Should I start it tonight?

RT @NorthCharleston: North Rhett Avenue to close Thursday for repairs by Norfolk Southern Railroad; Attaway Street to close Friday bit.ly/w9DE7X #chstrfc

How did I miss that iPhoto works on iPhone as well?!

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan iPad rules the tablet game but let me know when iOS comes close to Android’s hold over the mobile market. iOS and Android have equal market share in mobile.

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan that’s what Apple said. Apple has also stated that people hold their iPhones like morons and that’s why the reception is bad. Call me when a tablet with a Tegra 3 has sold 15 million units in 3 months.

@bodingzhang: Apple thinks its dual-core A5X with quad-core GPU in the new iPad is hot stuff. Pleeeease, Tegra 3 has 5 cores and a 12 core GPU #laughable The only problem with that is that the A5X gets 4x better performance than the Tegra 3.

RT @parislemon: There is at least one feature that hasn’t leaked yet, according to people familiar with leaks.

I’m happy to see @leolaporte using his Clemson mug during @twitlive’s Apple announcement coverage.

RT @parislemon: We’re in the absolute vacuum of news before an Apple event.

There isn’t even technically a new iPad out and Gazelle is already sending out emails saying they want to help me get it.

When a piece of complicated software (ie Xcode) doesn’t work correctly I assume its my fault. When I find out its a bug I feel much better.

RT @superpixels: The iPad 3 will smell just like the past 2 iPads. CONFIRMED, BITCHES.

The week of March 18 is an exciting one. Sunday - First F1 race, Tuesday - Dragon Tattoo arrives on Bluray, and Friday - The Hunger Games!

@MattMoose nope

Man at Gate A34 at ATL trying to charge your iPad with an iPhone charger. #youaredoingitwrong

Back in EST.

Watched the trailer for ‘Hunger Games’ (at 35,000 ft) #superexcited

Finished ‘Hunger Games’ last night. Saw the ‘Entertainment Weekly’ with Katniss on the cover this morning. #excited

One last time. (Yes, that is a 3x3) (at @innoutburger) [pic] — path.com/p/4csYeU

RT @ConanOBrien: The Civil War reenactments are a little different here in LA. Larry King is always on hand yelling, “It wasn’t like that.”

My favorite fish and chips. (with Kathy at @SFFerryBuilding) [pic] — path.com/p/nZFP

Fancy hot chocolate. (with Kathy at @SFFerryBuilding) [pic] — path.com/p/1N55nt

@por_fe Thank you! It’s only my first one after all.

At Apple - The Company Store — path.com/p/1eDjWw

Learning about this thing they call a computer(?). (with Kathy at Computer History Museum) — path.com/p/19iDz0

I think I have a problem. (at @innoutburger) [pic] — path.com/p/4iXSkm

I’ve been in San Francisco for less than an hour. (with Dia at @innoutburger) [pic] — path.com/p/2LaTj4

SFO bound via ATL. (with Kathy at Gate A2) — path.com/p/ypHGt

I always run out of something to drink when I only have a couple of bites left. #annoying

@gamblingcat Happy 6th Birthday, friend! Try not to eat too much candy.

Damn you, Storage Wars and your addictive teases!

What do you get when you combine Kristen Wiig, Adam Scott, Maya Rudolph, and Jon Hamm? tmblr.co/ZHwWJyHBqRbw

#IHateWhen I accidentally close a tab that is playing a streaming video. Especially so when it’s music.

Congrats to @peoplematterhr for a very successful launch event. cc: @gamblingcat

Sadly, my #OscarParty ballot was not a winner. Damn you, ‘The Artist’ and Meryl Streep.

Unfortunately I saw that coming. #MerylStreep #Oscars

Shhh! This is the only category I care about (Best Actress). Go Rooney! #Oscars

I’m currently tied for most wins in my #OscarParty ballot with 7.

Okay, I’ve seen Rooney Mara’s red carpet interview. The show can start now. #Oscars

Filled out my #Oscars ballot!

#ThatMomentWhen you are done getting ready for a party and are just waiting for people to arrive. #OscarParty

RT @BadHarryPotter: New Reality TV show pitch: HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SEE CHEST. Hot girl Muggles come into my room and show me their boobs.

Don’t you just love when you ignore your phone for a while and when you do finally check it you haven’t missed anything? No? Me either.

Being sick sure has been good for my weight loss.

My Apple lanyard is broken. I guess I’ll have to make a trip to Cupertino to replace it.

@thelizhunter Looks like a busy night.

I’ll pay someone $20 to come unpack for me.

Benedryl is a heck of a thing.

@tamara_721 That poor kid!

@thelizhunter What in the hell?! Is anything missing?

@thelizhunter Exciting! I’ve missed Lisbeth. Only a few weeks until the Bluray for Dragon Tattoo arrives.

Packing a car in the rain is no fun.

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: Lindsay Lohan is hosting SNL. Why is this being allowed to happen? The only thing she should be hosting is an AA meeting.

Sigh. I miss seeing Amy behind the ‘Update’ desk.

I just completed a bicycle trip using @tripsapp. It was 1.27 mi long and took 0:12:13 to complete.

There is a Harry Potter marathon on ABC Family and I’m not watching it.

#FF @troylandry (yes, from Swamp People)

Well, wouldn’t you know it? Apple can still surprise us. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyGY41Co

Best. Cold. Open. Ever. #TheOffice

The people on the Left coast sure are going to be in shock in a couple of hours. #MountainLion

Everything I was missing in Lion is going to be in Mountain Lion: iMessages, Notification Center, Airplay Mirroring(!).

Raise your hand if you were expecting a preview of Mac OS X 10.8 this morning. Um, I sure as hell wasn’t!

RT @BadHarryPotter: I hate when people come up and ask me for my autograph when i want to be left alone wearing my “Yes, I’m THE Harry Potter” t-shirt.

There’s nothing like a good old fashioned kernel panic to brighten up your day.

@thelizhunter If you figure out, please let me know.

@thelizhunter Well its a pretty easy one, but I’ll do it anyway. ‘You’ve Got Mail’!!! Gotta love the sound of dialup.

@thelizhunter Do we get extra points for guessing the reference?

I swear I am not bitter, but you know what would be a great feature on Twitter? A ‘block all posts about Valentines Day’ button. #justsayin

I picked The Descendants for Best Picture on my @nytimes #Oscars ballot. See it and fill out your own: oscars.nytimes.com/ballot/apubefvo

:-( @LisbethTheCat really didn’t want me to go to work today. She perched herself in my lap while I put my shoes on and wouldn’t get down.

“Come back, Lizzy Grant, all is forgiven.” RT @SPINmagazine: SNL Damage Report: How badly did Karmin bomb? bit.ly/xqHBUP

‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’ on Bluray is being released March 20th! (Yes, I preordered it already) #bestnewsoftheday

RT @ActuallyNPH: Taylor Swift! And Sheriff Swift! And Coal Miner Swift! And Prospector Swift!

.@taylorswift13 makes a very attractive depression era banjo player. #Grammys

Aww, I miss seeing Max Weinberg every night.

I don’t care much about the awards during the #Grammys but I’m definitely watching.

Oh, the end of ‘Notting Hill,’ you get me every time.

Zooey was wonderful on SNL last night. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyGJnANi

I just completed a trip using @tripsapp. It was 89.21 mi long and took 1:39:55 to complete. #backtoreality

So far I am very pleased. Zooey’s look has reminded me of when she didn’t have bangs and I think I miss it. #SNL

Thank goodness all of my loud relatives went to bed. Now I can watch @ZooeyDeschanel in peace on SNL!

Damn. We didn’t win the lottery.

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan I have a 18-55 right now. It would just seem convenient to carry one lens. I hear ya. In that case $700 isn’t too bad for a decent super zoom.

Seafood again? Oh alright, twist my arm. (at LandsEND SEAFOOD) — path.com/p/1fSuiF

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan agreed, I’m looking for an all-in-one telephoto lens but they’re like $700+ :/ The problem with an all-in-one is they don’t do anything great. You might be better off with an 18-55 and a 70-300.

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan Jeez, I’ve had a NEX-5 for two weeks and I can’t stop checking eBay for lenses. It’s becoming a really unhealthy habit. You really only need one good lens, in my opinion. Maybe two if you need a telephoto.

@bodingzhang: @jmjordan nice lens! I’ve been drooling over the Sony NEX lenses for the past month. Thanks! I’ve had the camera for five years and it’s only the second lens I’ve purchased.

I’m off to the early bird special with my old relatives.

@MattMoose I still have a D200. I didn’t buy a micro 4/3rds.

@MattMoose Nope. I rarely shoot anymore.

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan awesome!! Jealous. Wish you were here :-/

I couldn’t have asked for better conditions to test out my new lens. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyGFsY9C

There isn’t much in life better than a bowl of hush puppies. [pic] — path.com/p/1TpUlO

Seafood! Screw my diet. (with Kathy and Michael at Lee’s Inlet Kitchen) — path.com/p/4rz7ok

This is one of my favorite views. [pic] — path.com/p/3h8psW

Creepy old man alert at UPS.

RT @OfficeTally: Tip about tonight’s episode of #TheOffice: watch until the Very. Last. Scene.

@oliviamunn Not to sound pathetic but where have you been almost everyday for the past few months.

Vector iPhone 4S kaishinlab.com/vector-iphone/ via @kaishin

I have high hopes for SNL this week. Hopefully my girl doesn’t let me down. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyG5Hjjy

After 20 months Clemson finally cut off my access to my email address. #sadness

I’d say this is a good stopping point for the day.

According to the @nytimeswell sleep test, I love the night life but can be flexible. What about you? nyti.ms/rpdtBd

A New Girl Interactive Theme Song! tmblr.co/ZHwWJyG1sKQ1 cc: @zooeydeschanel

Make that 36MP. “Dear Canon, Suck it. Love, Nikon” #D800

Crikey! Nikon’s D800 isn’t as pretty as the D700, but damn! 32MP?! If anyone is looking for a birthday present for me, look no further.

My fitbit arrived! I’m pretty sure lots of raw data about my daily activity is what I need to get into shape.

I greatly enjoy the fact that NBC’s delay system didn’t catch M.I.A.’s middle finger gesture last night.

If I had known that every Super Bowl ad was going to be Youtube pre-roll from now on, I wouldn’t have paid such close attention to the game.

Yay! The team I disliked the least won!!! #GoGiants

RT @joe_grossman: Weird. It’s not like Leno to steal something from another comedian. #lateshowwriters #superbowl

#IHateWhen a commercial ruins a good song.

@CaryWhitt: @jmjordan Again… that’s incorrect. they were talking name changes with those, not the artist that didn’t amount to anything after SNL. I think we can at least agree that it was the highlight of the night.

@CaryWhitt: Dont consider that sticking up for her. Lumping her in w Bubba Sparks. Um yeah RT @jmjordan: Thank u, SNL, for sticking up for Lana Del Rey! By that logic they also lumped her in with Sting and Bob Dylan.

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan That’s about all they did right. It’s been another painful week to watch. No kidding. Apparently Changing Tatum is only good at playing a male stripper.

Thank you, SNL, for sticking up for Lana Del Rey!

Going to see why Meryl Streep is probably going to win the Best Actress Oscar. (with @gamblingcat and Melissa at Terrace Theatre)

I went for a walk today. [pic] — path.com/p/2KMJkK

If aren’t afraid of a little beta testing and want 5GB more for your Dropbox, try this out: forums.dropbox.com/topic.php?id=53104&replies=600.

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: #WordsGuysCantSay: “It’s my time of the month.” Well, unless they’re Lupin.

I just completed a walk using @tripsapp. It was 1.57 mi long and took 0:35:10 to complete.

Time for a walk around @parkcirclesc.

@MattMoose You could have fooled me.

@MattMoose www.macrumors.com/2012/01/26/iphone-drives-atts-record-smashing-quarter-for-smartphone-sales-with-7-6-million-activations/ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_corporate_profits_and_losses#Largest_Corporate_Quarterly_Earnings_of_All_Time

@MattMoose Meanwhile, iPhones are bought more than any other smartphone and Apple made more money than anyone other than an oil company.

@MattMoose Apple has a model for $0.

Clearly Android is winning. Oh wait, never mind. – Apple’s Share of Profits Among Top Mobile Phone Vendors Hits 75% www.macrumors.com/2012/02/03/apples-share-of-profits-among-top-mobile-phone-vendors-hits-75/

Salads are always a lot better than I expect them to be. #mentalnote

I picked a bad day to stop following @postandcourier.

North Blvd.

I’ve never seen anything like this. Park Circle must be some sort of escape route. Every street is backed up.

Dear people of #chs, There is no pointing in trying to drive anywhere right now. #gridlock

I think I am going to need help from technology to become more healthy. A fitbit looks like it might do the trick.

RT @brianstucki: Facebook is offline. Somewhere, Zuck is walking around a pool screaming, “We’re Facebook! Facebook doesn’t go down!"#SocialNetwork

There are a bunch of TV shows I want to start watching but I don’t want to start in the middle of the series. #overwhelmed

I think everything is back to normal on my computer. I guess I’ll get back to work now.

I think Google should bring the black bar back. I prefer it to the drop down menu under the Google logo.

Video: tmblr.co/ZHwWJyFjMO9I

This so-called “cloud” makes setting up a new computer take considerably less time than before.

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” - Douglas Adams

“My checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!” - Jess #newgirl

@thelizhunter May I also recommend listening to “Both Sides Now” by Joni Mitchell.

Due to a mistake that took 5 seconds for me to make, I’ve lost all of the work that I’ve done for the past two days. #bangsheadondesk

So begins the exhilarating process of formatting my hard drive and re-installing Mac OS X.

@thelizhunter Fair enough. Although, just because I have a job doesn’t mean I have a “life.”

@thelizhunter If you think 2.5/month is slow you must think my 1/month is for kids.

I am usually extremely anti-nap, but I could really use one right aboooooooooo

RT @marcroberge: The douchebaggery that plagues comment sections on sites worldwide is staggering. Lighten up Francis.

Looks like my alarm clock is in fact broken. Luckily, @LisbethTheCat wakes me up at 7:15 every morning because she wants attention.

I want to test my theory that if I don’t go to sleep then I won’t have to wake up and go to work.

I want to boycott the #SAGAwards since Rooney Mara isn’t nominated, but I can’t resist watching them.

RT @gamblingcat: Apple Store King Street needs more geniuses and fewer employees on iPads! #customerservicemuch?

Always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox. 2GB account is free! db.tt/7nEuK2i

@garrily I have not

I want to watch a movie. Any suggestions?

@laurenv1024: seriously. no one cares. That’s not true.

@jh32488: @jmjordan then let’s go to universal That is an exciting offer, but I’m afraid I’ll have to pass.

I do not handle boredom very well.

Even though Twitter ruined the outcome of the Australian Open Final for me, I still watched the replay this morning. Congrats, @vika7!

I am both tired and hungry. Should I sleep or eat?

Listening to Adele’s “Someone Like You” (and weeping) while @LisbethTheCat chases her toy around the house.

I’d like the watch the Azarenka - Sharapova Australia Open Final, but 3:30am is a long way from now.

@treyperrin Haha. I didn’t actually drink either, but I did eat way too much at Wild Wing Cafe.

@treyperrin Either rum and Coke or a white Russian.

@treyperrin I felt the same way. Things got worse for me after I saw you.

I really need to quit screwing around and execute on ideas that I have.

@FrankSchwartz9: @jmjordan Jonathan - would you recommend Cocoa for a beginner? Many years ago, I programmed in C. Simple stuff. Thanks. If you don’t understand object-oriented principles, then it may be tough at first. It shouldn’t be too hard to pick up.

How did I not know about @taylorswift13’s live album before this morning?! Thanks, @pandora_radio!

“When I eat it’s the food that’s scared.” - @RonEffinSwanson

Rick Santorum just said “the global warming hoax.” #idiot

Who’s ready to laugh?! (with @gamblingcat and Melissa at Theatre 99) [pic] — path.com/p/3YGMBS

Stage 4 complete. [pic] — path.com/p/2LO2MY

@por_fe You would have had to stay up from 3:30 - 7:30 watch it.

Wait. Dwight is leaving?! RT @GeekTyrant: NBC Picks Up THE OFFICE Spin-Off rant.to/wsBM5H by @Jim_Napier at @GeekTyrant

Let me try that one again. I get extremely frustrated listening to music at work because the Internet quality is quite shitty.

Well done, @vika7! #AustralianOpen

I enjoy developer humor.

@MattMoose What was wrong with them?

Developing in Cocoa has completely spoiled all other types of programming for me.

RT @acedtect: Apple is the only non-oil company in the top 10 quarterly profits all time en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_corporate_profits_and_losses#Largest_Corporate_Quarterly_Earnings_of_All_Time Has Apple ever taken a gov’t subsidy?

I didn’t play a drinking game, but the white russian I made is gone and apparently it was quite strong.

Who wants to participate in a #SOTU drinking game?

Good. Lord. - Apple Reports Best Quarter Ever in Q1 2012: $13.06 Billion Profit on $46.33 Billion in Revenue www.macrumors.com/2012/01/24/apple-reports-best-quarter-ever-in-q1-2012-13-06-billion-profit-on-46-33-billion-in-revenue/

Is there anything WolframAlpha can’t compute?

I am so happy Rooney Mara is nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress. I’m not optimistic about her chances but still very happy.

@jasonmjordan06: @jmjordan @foodbyjason I hope it is edible. @foodbyjason Very much so!

Dinner time thanks to @FoodbyJason.

I refuse to turn off my car in the middle of an @ofarevolution song, especially not during a @jerrydepizzo solo. #cityondown

RT @ijustine: This video is absolutely brilliant.. watch it all right now!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9tNGEt6rmE

I have a knack for finding tennis matches right before match point.

@jh32488: @jmjordan mine will be annoying I did freelance work I have to pay taxes on & I worked on a few random shows & made student loan payments I think TurboTax covers most of that stuff. It’s free to use for your federal taxes.

@jh32488: @jmjordan does he want to do mine? I’m waiting on like 1000 w2s Actually I did most of the work in TurboTax. He just looked over them for me.

Thanks to my Dad, my taxes are done. It’s not even February. I should get some sort of bonus.

I just posted a photo on 500px: 500px.com/photo/4525160.

Watching Emma Stone’s SNL again is worth just for the Adele sketch at the end.

Exactly. - Apple Just Incentivized Every College Kid To Get An iPad. As For High Schoolers… tcrn.ch/zRqvc3 by @parislemon

With any luck I won’t have to look like this again anytime soon.

RT @andersoncooper: Charleston, SC is such a beautiful place. Historic homes, wonderful restaurants, friendly people. If you’ve never visited, you really should

I could really use Hermione and her skills with Oculus Repairo right now.

I just saw a commercial for SOPA/PIPA. That seems like an effective use of money. Oh, wait. Oops.

@sarahlane: @jmjordan @twitlive @lisbeththecat i bet Lisbeth doesn’t judge my chipmunk cheeks. Nice tummy! She says thanks! She thinks you did a great job filling in for @acedtect and she doesn’t judge. Her vet called her chubby today.

RT @skropf47: #scprimary If it rains and is miserable tomorrow the candidate who benefits most is … Ron Paul. His supporters will vote in a hurricane

Watching @twitlive with @lisbeththecat. cc: @SarahLane.

I’ll be glad when the SC primary is over so I can stop getting sucked into caring about politics.

WOAH! My high school is featured in Apple’s education video! L-town what?!

Well that was easy. RT @cnnbrk: #SOPA, PIPA bills lose support from lawmakers after online protest on.cnn.com/wBUYI5

All of these new apps and tools look great, but I can’t help but think: Are teachers going to use them if not everyone has an iOS device?

@MattMoose No, it is. Its just doesn’t do as much as Xcode does for app development.

I am starting to become slightly jealous of all the students who will get to use the iTunes U app. Blackboard can’t be happy right now.

At first I was surprised that iBooks Author is free. Then I realized Xcode is free and a lot more advanced. It’ll be paid for with the 30%.

At least now we know that Apple thinks the Mac is still essential to their business.

Hey, look at that. iBooks Author. Boom.

If Apple wants this iBooks 2 to take off, they are going to have to give us tools to make these books. I have feeling that is up next.

I could get used to Apple events being on the East Coast. I don’t like waiting all day for it to start.

RT @extralife: “Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song, one year more than the doctor who killed him.”

I keep thinking that when I go to another room in my house @LisbethTheCat will be there to say ‘Hi.’

#YouKnowYouAreAnAdultWhen you watch CNBC voluntarily.

Yahtzee! #AAPL

There is very little worse than bitting into a bad sunflower seed.

I need to start calling @LisbethTheCat Sally in public so people can pronounce her name.

Whenever I have to get up earlier than usual for an appointment I sleep really badly. I woke up several times thinking I had overslept.

I love television.

Ever since watching Party Down I have had a secret crush on Lizzy Caplan. Guess who is on New Girl this week!

The Entertainment Weekly fairy delivered the issue I was missing. Thanks, @thelizhunter!

@DrMacenstein: I’ve had the 4S for about 1 month now and have used Siri once. Hence why I returned mine two weeks after I got it.

Apparently there is a 100 station limit on Pandora. Looks like I need to do some cleanup.

I’ve turned off iCloud syncing for my contacts and calendars. Google ActiveSync works so much better for me.

I’m always in search of a new pair of headphones.

I would like to kick the person who coined the term “Obamacare” in the face.

I agree that Lana Del Rey seemed nervous on SNL last night, but I would hardly call her performance terrible.

It’s official. I need to subscribe to Showtime and HBO. That is where all the best shows are.

@thelizhunter That’s a real thing? Not okay.

I’m not sure why everyone gives AT&T customer service such a hard time. I’ve been a customer for 3 years and have had all good experiences.

Wait, where was Andy Sandberg tonight? Also, “I’m switching you to gay! Robot!”

Daniel Radcliffe makes a rather convincing Yorkshire Terrier. And a funny one too.

So far, so good. #SNL

Let’s hope Daniel Radcilffe does a better job than Charles Barkley did last week. That shouldn’t be too difficult. Wow, that was awful.

What book should I read next? I’m thinking “Suck It, Wonder Woman!” by @oliviamunn.

This is why I haven’t been too worried. RT @Kotaku: The White House doesn’t like SOPA either: kotaku.com/5876166/

4 of 5 stars to The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky bit.ly/zdFy5R

Is the letter ‘y’ really sometimes a vowel?

@tamara_721 It rarely does. It will be okay.

@thelizhunter Have you tried Flipboard?

I’m already happy about my EW purchase. The first article I read compares Zooey Deschanel’s Jess and Rooney Mara’s Lisbeth Salander.

@thelizhunter If you are just going to throw it out, sure! I’d really appreciate it.

The Entertainment Weekly subscription I ordered before Christmas finally arrived. I didn’t get the Dragon Tattoo issue I wanted, though.

Either Steve Carell was bringing #TheOffice down or they got all new writers. This season has been one of the best.

Lisbeth likes Amazon boxes. [pic] — path.com/p/cL3ID

@laurenv1024 Here is a camera you can use to keep an eye on Ralph. www.ilounge.com/index.php/reviews/entry/ozaki-ocare-plug-play-wireless-smart-ip-camera/

A trackpad will never beat a mouse in productivity.

Does anyone have a trick for remembering how to spell necessary? If my life depended on it I still could not spell that word.

Oh hey, look. They already made Bridesmaids 2! This time with @mradamscott. I approve. movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810192203/video/27853329 cc: @thelizhunter

Has @ConanOBrien always had such large sideburns?

@thelizhunter That’s fair. Use the Kindle app not iBooks.

@laurenv1024: breakfast: donut lunch: six cookies dinner: cake #healthy That’s been my approach to the New Year as well. High five!

@laurenv1024: look at her. being all domestic and junk. woot woot. 👍. Whatcha makin'?

@thelizhunter Are you allowed to use that in bed?

What are you doing on February 11th? If you are smart you will be watching @ZooeyDeschanel on SNL like I’ll be doing.

@marcroberge: No. We only had two titles RT“@DanSteeh: @marcroberge Did you guys ever consider titling the album “Melodies & Memories” instead of “King”? When are we going to hear “Give Me Something” live?

I have only been an adult for a couple of years, but I am already cynical. #RonPaul2012

@MattMoose His point was that Google claimed the Nexus One was going to be $99 unlocked, but it ended up being $529.

What an incredible piece of technology journalism: tmblr.co/ZHwWJyEYD8qZ

Dear LSU, Thank you for proving, once again, that the BCS is a completely broken system.

It sure would be nice to know if Alabama’s defense is as good as it seems. Too bad we will never know.

New coasters from @rabrodka. I am partial to the orange one. [pic] — path.com/p/1JmXPa

Interview: Nick Offerman on writing a ‘Parks and Recreation’ script www.hitfix.com/blogs/whats-alan-watching/posts/interview-nick-offerman-on-writing-a-parks-and-recreation-script

“… or Ron Swanson would end up in New York in a bare knuckle brawl with Jack Donaghy, which is a secret dream of mine.” - Nick Offerman

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: Happy Birthday Snape. The kind of guy who would never, ever, ever stab you in the back or let other people stab your horcruxes…

Canon got a 1.5" sensor in this thing?! How is that possible? www.theverge.com/2012/1/9/2689337/canon-powershot-g1x-official-price-release-date via @verge

Holy all-time high there, AAPL!

I just completed a trip using @tripsapp. It was 2.71 mi long and took 0:08:12 to complete. My route was 72.43% efficient.

Phew! I was worried they wouldn’t happen. RT @NikkiFinke: Sony Going Ahead With ‘Dragon Tattoo’ Sequels dlvr.it/149N15

Finally, more ThunderBolt devices! Once these are released I can sell my Mac Pro. www.theverge.com/2012/1/8/2690597/lacie-thunderbolt-hard-disk-drive-2big-esata-hub via @verge

@laurenv1024: must. marry. tebow. ❤ Justin will not be happy to hear this.

Ah screw it. [pic] — path.com/p/1dQGoG

I would like a personal assistant for the sole purpose of going to the grocery store for me. #firstworldpains

Just added @oliviamunn’s book to my Goodreads’ to-read bookshelf with the hope that she will be my friend.

Ok, that is enough work on @tripsapp for one night. I have successfully my Core Data my bitch.

@treyperrin It was at Firehouse. I wasn’t that impressed. It takes much longer to get your drink.

I’ve finally experienced the touchscreen Coke machine everyone has talked about. (at @FirehouseSubs) — path.com/p/2mCwsz

Now that I am starting to figure Git out, I am very quickly falling in love. How did it take me this long to discover it?

I spend WAY too much time on Mint dot com.

I’m currently wearing a pair of jeans that are held together by packing tape in certain areas. That’s okay right?

@thelizhunter I’ve adopted your “no laptop in bed” resolution, but I don’t know how long I’m going to last. How’s it going for you?

If the average book is 400 pages, I could read 47 books at that pace.

I’ve set a goal of reading 6 books this year. However, I just read “…Hornet’s Nest” in 11 days. I might need to reevaluate that goal.

4 of 5 stars to The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest by Stieg Larsson bit.ly/xj7AcN

Harry Potter arrived from across the pond. Who’s up for a marathon? [pic] — path.com/p/nYMhp

I don’t think Twitter actually wants people to use lists. If they did it wouldn’t be so hard to add people to them.

Halfway done. [pic] — path.com/p/1ltonP

I both love and hate when don’t want to put a book down.

I stayed up for West coast New Years without meaning to. I guess I can call it a night now.

@laurenv1024: wiiiiiiiiiiiiiide awaaaaakeeee  Then why did you leave me? I am as well.