2011

The Internet is kind of a ghost town this time of year. I enjoy it.

@thelizhunter I was thinking about checking that out on iTunes the other day. “Lofts! Why?!”

Tower of MacBooks: the life of the family computer expert. [pic] — path.com/p/1sCVO7

Does anyone know if the divorce rate among celebrities is higher than normal? It certainly seems that way.

I just completed a trip to Atlanta using @tripsapp. It was 313.67 mi long and took 4:36:41 to complete.

Family road trip to hot-lanta is underway. (with Kathy, Michael, and Jason) [pic] — path.com/p/4vI9Rg

Lisbeth is keeping an eye on the laundry for me. [pic] — path.com/p/3xFXeX

I haven’t accomplished everything I wanted to this week, but I got the most important things done. Atlanta bound tomorrow!

@thelizhunter In fact, I started a new account once I graduated. My average spending wasn’t that of a working adult.

@thelizhunter Yeah if you don’t have much of an income I could see how it would be depressing to use.

@thelizhunter Mint.com

I received this ornament when I was 1 year-old. Fitting? [pic] — path.com/p/2HucJg

Eating Mike and Ike’s is an exercise in will power. Usually I fail the test and eat way too many.

I only have two more episodes of Party Down to watch and they keep getting funnier. I hope the rumors of a movie are true. Cc: @mradamscott

The same episode of 30 Rock is currently on two different channels.

Stage 2 out of 6 complete. [pic] — path.com/p/Vmboc

“The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” take two. (with Kathy at @RegalMovies) — path.com/p/2CQaDz

Can someone explain to me why the Twitter iOS app doesn’t recognize instagram photos but Twitter.com does?

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: How is Taylor Swift always so perky? I don’t understand. With every day that passes I become more convinced that she’s really a Patronus…

@thelizhunter It’s also the first time I think I’ve seen a computer being used accurately in a movie.

@thelizhunter Rooney was easily the best part of the movie.

Stage 1 out of 6 complete. [pic] — path.com/p/25orX9

1200 pieces, 2 instruction booklets, and a week off from work. Let’s do this. [pic] — path.com/p/4jsY1h

What is it with cats and empty boxed? [pic] — path.com/p/491rkz

So far my week of getting shit done at home is off to a good start.

How did I get through 14 years of playing the saxophone without ever seeing a contrabass saxophone? www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXBeu7o9uUM&feature=share via @youtube

Barbie dolls are difficult to get out of their packaging.

4 of 5 stars to Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson bit.ly/tVH3mZ

Everyone is playing with their new toys :-)

Gift from my brother. [pic] — path.com/p/3rMgJU

Ornament [vid] — path.com/p/1fO9MW

“CJ Spiller” is trending. I went to college with him. #nobigdeal

@laurenv1024: christmas events are just big couple gatherings. thus making everyone else feel extra lonely. #wherealldasinglepeopleat I’ll be there in a week!

Watching ‘Love Actually.’ Now it feels like Christmas.

Time to wrap some gifts. [pic] — path.com/p/1Id7mU

Today whilst eating a Cuban I injured my lip severely. [pic] — path.com/p/2tP0c0

I really don’t want to waste my time off for the next week. I should probably plan out how I am going to spend it so I can get more done.

@thelizhunter I really enjoyed the book and film and everyone on the podcast were underwhelmed by both and had decent points for why.

@thelizhunter Very interested in your thoughts on Dragon Tattoo. Just listened to a podcast about the film and was convinced I’m an idiot.

Hooray! Now that I have taken my human trafficking awareness training I am essentially done with work for 2011.

@thelizhunter Yes, she should be pictured next to the definition of badass.

@thelizhunter But never fear cause Minty’s here, to make Christmas excellent!

I just bought a Flo Rida song. Why? Because it features @siamusic.

@natalimorris: Our Christmas tradition: watching this movie: http://t.co/izZuGygn @GetGlue #LoveActually That is my family’s tradition too!

First round of domain transfers are now complete. This is all it took:

It only takes getting 5 emails for each domain you want to transfer from GoDaddy.

I think @lisbeththecat is trying to tell me something.

Does Airport Security Really Make Us Safer? www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2011/12/tsa-insanity-201112?mbid=social_retweet via @VanityFair

@laurenv1024: computer crashed = world stopped. nothing can get accomplished now. #21centuryproblems :-( I’m sorry I’m not there to fix it.

Another #ParksAndRec best of. This time: April, my 3rd favorite character. www.hitfix.com/blogs/whats-alan-watching/posts/hitfix-first-look-the-best-of-aubrey-plaza-on-parks-and-recreation

Look out, Hover.com. You are about to get my domain names. GoDaddy supports SOPA (aka legalized censorship) rww.to/twflFM

“I’m Not Really in the Christmas Mood This Year” by Foxtails Brigade www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbu39UHD9VU&feature=share via @youtube

Maybe it’s the 70 degree weather but it just doesn’t feel like Christmas is in 4 days.

CATS SCREAM YAWNS www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxrg1wawqvY&feature=share via @youtube

Have I mentioned that I love Ron Swanson? Well, if you need anymore proof why, just watch this. www.nbc.com/parks-and-recreation/video/swanson-vs-food/1339660#.TvJIHhRSSGk.twitter

I must be really good at managing my time. That, or I don’t have enough to manage.

Extra Festive? More like Extra Awesome! Llistening to All I Want For Christmas Is You (Extra Festive) by M… bit.ly/rugoID #pandora

I couldn’t agree more. RT @mradamscott: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is super funny.

I wish I was better at describing how great a movie or book or album is. Just do yourself a favor and go see “Dragon Tattoo.”

“Dragon Tattoo” did not disappoint. In fact, it was amazing. I’ve already made plans to see it again next week.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (with Jason at @RegalMovies) — path.com/p/2GnxSf

Why did they have redo this song? It was perfect with just Mariah. ♫ All I Want for Christmas Is You by @MariahCarey — path.com/p/34QUsG

I’m going to see “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” tonight. Perhaps I should take a Vanger family tree with me just in case.

“You’re neither friend nor foe, though I can’t seem to let you go.” ♫ Gravity by Sara Bareilles — path.com/p/NJ4VJ

“It’s been a pretty bad year to be an evil dictator. Jay Leno is probably starting to get really nervous.” - @whatlizsaid

The only thing keeping me from completely dreading going to work tomorrow is knowing that I only have five days of work left this year.

RT @BBCBreaking: North Korean leader #Kim Jong-Il has died, North Korean TV has announced

Some rearranging of my bookshelf was in order. Apple books now have their own shelf. [pic] — path.com/p/tFExf

Does anyone know what movie featured the prelude Bach’s “Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major?” It’s driving me crazy.

I’ll be sad when I stop seeing this ad on my Kindle. [pic] — path.com/p/2I6oeo

I think it says a lot about Kristen Wiig that they include her in sketches as a character from another sketch. #SNL

SNL knows the way to my heart. #TeamPoehlerMeyers

My favorite part of the Sanz, Fallon, Kattan, Morgan Quartet is Tracy just standing there dancing.

“Tommy, please tell me you got that!” - Sully #SNL

Two days in New York. [photoset] tmblr.co/ZHwWJyDOop85

Time to leave :-( (at LGA - Delta airways) — path.com/p/2b8396

At @Yankees — path.com/p/1oaD14

Macintosh. (at @MuseumModernArt) [pic] — path.com/p/2LgNYt

At @MuseumModernArt — path.com/p/2DGhNi

Satisfying my breakfast food craving. (with Kathy and Jason at Scotty’s Diner) [pic] — path.com/p/41cL5Z

At Rockefeller Center [pic] — path.com/p/4bPVSU

At Apple Store [pic] — path.com/p/alM5a

With Kathy and Jason at Apple Store, Grand Central [pic] — path.com/p/9NgKB

At @BryantParkNYC [pic] — path.com/p/3IP8fE

Headed to New York for a couple of days. (with Kathy and Jason) [pic] — path.com/p/2qzhhb

I almost forgot to pack a camera. Man, what kind of ex-photographer am I?!

I never can go to sleep the night before a trip.

I guess I should pack for my 6am flight.

@tamara_721 iPhone.

@por_fe That would be fine with me. I never use cash.

The White House has ended the Presidential Dollar Coin program. Here is a better idea: stop printing dollar bills!

I know no one cares anymore, but delicious received an update today.

My mouse batteries are dead an no one has any fresh ones. #batteriesarestupid

I’ve been annoyed by all of the love Spotify is getting over Rdio. This article gives Rdio some love. #TeamRdio www.wired.com/epicenter/2011/12/spotify-vs-rdio/

Getting Lisbeth some food and a new toy. Maybe she will actually enjoy this one. (at PETCO) [pic] — path.com/p/z5k9L

@laurenv1024: is this real life? #studentdying No, that isn’t real life. Real life isn’t as stressful. (Unless you choose for it to be)

I really need to invest in some prescription sunglasses.

@laurenv1024: SHOOT ME NOW. I know you don’t believe me, but I promise it’s worth it.

The Internet makes me happy again today! - ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’ hitting theaters one day early insidemovies.ew.com/2011/12/13/the-girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo-dec-20/ via @EW

@thelizhunter That is pretty fantastic.

RT @THR: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: Film Review j.mp/vxH2cN

@thelizhunter Haha, that’s good. I think you’ll be happy you stuck with it.

@thelizhunter Yeah, I wasn’t expecting that when I started. I found the entire first half tough to get through with so many characters.

@thelizhunter How are you enjoying “Dragon Tattoo?”

If you look at one thing on the Internet today, make it this. You will not regret it. www.vice.com/read/take-a-stroll-with-rob-delaney-dear-katy-perry

I need to buy an original Macintosh before it’s too late.

“Well if they are going to be snooping around then we’ll just screw with them.” - What Steve Would Say. www.macrumors.com/2011/12/12/apple-obscures-future-device-hints-in-ios-5-1-beta-2-with-fake-references/

Apparently crawling around a crawlspace for a couple of hours is a very good workout. My body is not very happy today.

The bad news is that I just had a flat tire. The good news is that it only took me 12 minutes to change it.

Charleston is in serious need of a good diner. I want some breakfast foods.

The Christmas Boot. path.com/p/gp52f

My name is Jonathan and I am a digital pack-rat.

The best part about owning a 60 year old house is dealing with all of the shoddy craftsmanship the previous owners had done.

Weekend Update is on fire this week.

Leaving a light on in your car for 24 hours prevents it from starting.

I am very tired but I don’t want to go to sleep. Sleep feels like a waste of time sometimes.

RT @postandcourier: Lexington High’s Shaq Roland wins Mr. Football award.

Impulse purchase. I’ll explain later. path.com/p/2XEgPn

I need to rethink how I get the news I care about. Google Reader is starting to feel very inefficient.

I think I’ll start using the Twitter website instead of the Mac app. I think that is what they want me to do.

@thelizhunter Awesome, thanks! I recently discovered the news section on IMDB and was looking for something less aggregated.

@thelizhunter News about how films are doing, when TV shows are starting or ending, or what actors are playing what parts. Stuff like that.

@thelizhunter Where do you get your movie and TV news?

@thelizhunter Ah, yes. That does balance it out a bit.

One of the very few things I miss about college is the feeling you get when you walk out of your last exam for the semester.

What in the world did the Black Eyed Peas do to the writers of #TheOffice and #ParksandRec?!

This makes me think that my hopes for a decent app experience on the Kindle Fire won’t happen anytime soon. j.mp/uSEJ1Y

If you are interested in “…Dragon Tattoo,” check this out: youtu.be/O-j_2eBAxBo. One of the most interesting forms of marketing I’ve seen.

RT @brianstucki: In the new Twitter for iPhone, swipe up on “Me” to get straight to your DMs. Swipe left on “Me” to change accounts quickly. Nice.

Oooo… I like the new Twitter iPhone app.

@garrily Currently it is Path

@thelizhunter You shouldn’t have a problem if you just started.

Going to see ‘The Descendants’ at my new favorite theater. path.com/p/1RaFiO

On page 171 of 630 of Steve Jobs, by Walter Isaacson: I got goosebumps reading Isaacson’s description of the Macint… bit.ly/sGZi8f

I don’t think I would have that problem if I lived in San Francisco.

I hate that when I find a cool new app that depends on people using it, I can never find enough people to make it worth using.

Formula 1 will officially be in Austin next year. Who’s going with me?

@willbuxton I’ll be there!

Not going to lie. @siamusic just made me extremely happy. Not only did she reply to me but she also reposted a link I shared. #fanforlife

One of the best things about being an adult is not having to refer to time periods as [Fall/Spring] [Year].

Easily the best ‘Year in Review’ mashups I’ve seen. Plus, @siamusic makes an appearance! youtu.be/HcMsGX855zo

Padmé is not happy today.

When a website says “We are over capacity a the moment. Please try again later,” does anyone wait more than a few seconds?

RT @RealTimeWWII: Finnish soldiers using bottles filled with burning liquid on Soviet tanks calling their new weapon a “Molotov cocktail” twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/status/143793530127659008/photo/1

At least today started off well.

I hope LSU destroys Alabama. They don’t deserve a second chance at a national title.

Watching Clemson play in the ACC Championship. path.com/p/43P0pe

Damn you, ABC Family. You know I can’t resist when you play Harry Potter all day.

Well I guess since my Internet just stopped working I’ll go to bed. Goodnight!

My parents live next to Clark Griswald. It’s hard to see the inflatable NASCAR car. path.com/p/1UpHtj

It is becoming quite clear that my computer does not want me to use VirtualBox. Which is a shame because I have to to get my work done.

path.com/p/3kYfpo @OfficialAdele

Of course Don Draper would use a white iPhone. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyCioRiX

Formula1 #FF @willbuxton @LewisHamilton @JensonButton

I love @ZooeyDeschanel. Most first guests don’t stay for the second guest on Conan, but she does.

I can’t get over the UI for Path. I want to steal a bunch of it for my app. path.com/p/3VPI8L

I don’t know which cold open was better: #ParksandRec or #theoffice. They were both great!

Ron Swanson and April Ludgate’s relationship is one of the best on TV. #ParksandRec

RT @joshpelkey: Dabo: “Carolina is in Chapel Hill,USC is in California and the University of South Carolina always has been and always will be in Clemson”

I need to watch Jon Hamm’s SNL episode now that I’ve watched all of Mad Men.

I need some auto-tune the news in my life right now.

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: Happy December! Unless you’re single. Then. thankfully, you have a long, dreary winter to look forward to after spending the holidays alone!

I enjoy the new World of Warcraft commercials, especially the one with Aubrey Plaza.

@ZooeyDeschanel: Thank you everyone who watched #newgirl tonight!! http://t.co/vgtUBvn6 It was my pleasure!

I hope everyone took my advice and bought iTether while they had the chance. It is now gone from the App Store.

An approved tethering app is in the app store. Get it while supplies last! itunes.apple.com/us/app/itether/id477971193?mt=8

RT @RealTimeWWII: Labour Ministry: saxophone makers are henceforth exempt from conscription; military bands in France report “serious shortage of saxophones”

On page 127 of 630 of Steve Jobs, by Walter Isaacson: Reading this further reinforces my wish to have been born 30 … bit.ly/u8hVVu

I would watch a show that was just celebrities playing charades - www.youtube.com/watch?v=egVgLUsw1kw

I enjoyed My Week with Marilyn. @EmWatson’s part wasn’t very big but I thought she performed quite well. Michelle Williams was excellent.

RT @postandcourier: Free cats at Charleston Animal Society. Puppies, kittens, dogs are 20% off. #savetheanimals #spca #chs j.mp/uW9LMp

At the Terrace with @rabrodka to see “My Week with Marilyn.” Yes, I am seeing it because @EmWatson is in it. Sue me.

@jh32488: @jmjordan oh we do a lot of things people don’t notice. Like completely different locations for the turn around Wow. I’m glad I don’t know very much. It might ruin things for me.

@jh32488: @jmjordan one reason is convenience and availability without getting into details. Yeah I thought it was something like that. I’m sure most people probably don’t notice.

@jh32488: @jmjordan yes I can explain but it’ll take more than 140 characters I figured you might. I think I know too. It was mainly just a complaint.

Can someone explain to me why when they film someone’s hands in a movie or TV show they don’t always use the actor’s?

Hanging ornaments. instagr.am/p/V3nXP/

I need a Blu Ray player. So I think I am going to finally get a PS3.

Go here on your iOS device: tmblr.co/ZHwWJyCOz8y9

I can now listen to “A Very @sheandhim Christmas” without feeling guilty.

The best part of Thanksgiving? Punkin’ Chunkin’ with @KariByron, @grantimahara, and @ToryBelleci.

@EmWatson As you wish.

Happy Thanksgiving. instagr.am/p/VnHHU/

@keepupwithdia That’s a good idea

@keepupwithdia I told you you could do it!

@rabrodka: @jmjordan I’m pretty sure it is… And my buddy Nigel!! @LisbethTheCat’s paws are white so I don’t think that’s her.

@rabrodka: @jmjordan is that lisbeth in the picture for the animal society? That’s what I thought too! But I’m not sure.

RT @NorthCharleston: Animal society message: Help! www.postandcourier.com/news/2011/nov/24/animal-society-message-help/ via @postandcourier

Well, @LisbethTheCat is definitely comfortable at home. She is running around like a lunatic.

@keepupwithdia Oh goodness.

@keepupwithdia Is that a real thing?

The few people who are actually working today are being way too loud.

As a person who is obsessed with data, I am really enjoying playing with Wolfram Alpha.

On page 102 of 656 of Steve Jobs, by Walter Isaacson bit.ly/sYCPF6

I just picked up my iPad for the first time since getting my Kindle Fire. Man, that thing feels huge now.

Just watched the first episode of Party Down with @mradamscott and Jane Lynch. Very funny. Should keep me busy for a few weeks.

I adopted a kitten today. She is 6 months old and I’ve named her Lisbeth after The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’s Lisbeth Salander.

RT @LisbethTheCat: I’m hiding.

@kjincharleston: Very good analysis! Thanks!

My take on Kindle Fire tmblr.co/ZHwWJyCAlRUq

So I guess we will be seeing a repeat of the LSU - Alabama game in a month.

I might have to watch the Arrested Development series again sometime soon in celebration of this news.

Arrested Development is set to return in 2013 on Netflix. Words cannot describe how incredible this is.

What kind of Friday night would it be without some soldering? instagr.am/p/UvxmQ/

I don’t care for Glee, but I’ll be honest. I am obsessed with this Adele mashup they did. youtu.be/qb7zjKkLCoQ

I’m on Team Wyle (aka Team Dr. Carter) - www.appleinsider.com/articles/11/11/18/george_clooney_noah_wyle_battling_to_play_steve_jobs_in_biopic.html

@thelizhunter Oh, I love Ron Swanson.

I’m really good at the game where you see someone from high school in a bat and pretend like you don’t see them.

On page 59 of 656 of Steve Jobs, by Walter Isaacson: It’s not exactly a quick read, but I am enjoying it so far. It… bit.ly/utPvUZ

Also, are there suppose to be thunderstorms in November?

Wow, Snooki was on Conan tonight and she didn’t seem like a complete idiot.

Blog: Company of Thieves tmblr.co/ZHwWJyC19-1R

Is it sexist that I like more female musical artists than male?

@Boding_Zhang: @jmjordan you have been enlightened I’m not 100% sold yet.

I am officially an Android user. I’ll report back later after I’ve decided how I feel about this news.

@tamara_721 Not going to lie, I’m a little jealous. I’m afraid the only way it would be okay for me to go is if I’m taking some teenagers.

A month ago, the four people I talk to the most didn’t have an iPhone. As of today, they all do.

I think I am more excited about getting a Kindle Fire than I was about getting a 4S. Hopefully I’m not setting myself up for disappointment.

@treyperrin It should be okay, my brother’s got fully submerged and it only messed up the volume buttons.

@tamara_721 As a fellow non-morning person, I give you permission to miss your 8am once in a while.

@treyperrin oh thats good. yeah, they are pretty well sealed.

@tamara_721 That’s why I don’t get out of bed when I should.

@treyperrin I already don’t like dogs. This puts me over the edge.

@iDannyOcean @DrMacenstein Just because people are mentioning the iPad doesn’t mean they should be. It’s a different product.

@jh32488: @jmjordan gazelle won’t give me crap cause the lock switch is broken Oh, that sucks.

@jh32488: Anyone want a 32gb AT&T black iPhone 4 for $250? Last chance before I eBay it. Lock switch doesn’t work. Have you checked Gazelle.com?

@tamara_721 I’ve been telling people this for a long time.

I just had this conversation with @gamblingcat. - The Death Of The Spec j.mp/uR3757

@MattMoose I have a MacBook Air which is like an iPad but better. For me anyways.

@MattMoose The iPad I have is from work and I only use it to read. So I will no longer be using it.

@amurican I bought one when it first came out but sold it shortly after.

UPS just notified me that my Kindle Fire will be arriving tomorrow! My day just got much better.

Man, I love @leolaporte and @twit. Please, never stop doing what you do.

@jh32488: @jmjordan like moes! Who tips at moes?! People who are guilted into it because of that stupid tip line.

Only 14 days late - Apple Launches iTunes Match with Release of iTunes 10.5.1 j.mp/rEwKRn

It annoys me when restaurants put a tip line on your check when you prepay for your food.

Why I am excited about Kindle Fire tmblr.co/ZHwWJyBwaxWx

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan love you blog post! Thank you :-)

Capital City Rendezvous tmblr.co/ZHwWJyBvioJy

My biggest complaint about the Harry Potter films is that Harry and Dumbledore’s relationship doesn’t really come through.

Look who I found! @ Mellow Mushroom Pizza Bakers instagr.am/p/UBMBd/

Emma #2 instagr.am/p/T8N_l/

Am I the only one who thought Harry and Hermione only ever saw each other as brother and sister?

There is something about the way my car smells in the winter that I enjoy. #nostalgia

@kjincharleston: 12 rows from front row!!! http://t.co/4wN3N0n Have fun!

@kjincharleston: Best product design"Sabal Homes" http://t.co/XDSGop4 Awesome! Way to go!

One day I’d like to live in a place that has four complete seasons.

I have an idea. Apple should stick to making great hardware. Google should stick to making great web apps. Quit trying to do it all.

I think I’m going catch a movie on my day off tomorrow. Any suggestions?

I officially take back what I’ve said about The Office having already peaked. This season is turning out to be very good!

We’ve got the freaking moon! What are you going to do without tides, Peru?! - Leslie Knope (aka Denmark)

I am really excited about ABC Family’s Harry Potter marathon this weekend. I plan to watch each one more than once. #MLIA

I hope Clemson’s board of trustees would have the courage to do what Penn State’s board did last night.

Hey! Alex Mac is on Mad Men!

Steve’s Last Laugh: Adobe Killing Off Flash For Mobile Devices feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcrunch/~3/l4aWdwUF_Js/

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan very cool stuff. Your family is very unthoughtful by not reading your blog:( Its alright. Its not really their cup of tea.

I’M AN ADULT!!!! and I don’t feel like going to bed.

@thelizhunter Gotcha. Its started back for the winter in case you didn’t hear.

@thelizhunter Did you keep up with Covert Affairs over the summer?

This week’s #NewGirl is worth watching just for @ZooeyDeschanel’s impression of someone from Chicago.

I’ve moved! …again. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyBhdnfb

Sorry about the duplicate posts. I’m still getting used to how Tumblr works.

Photo: I voted. (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/ZHwWJyBgn-Bf

I voted. instagr.am/p/TUOX5/

Time to go do my civic duty. Oh wait. I just did that all day.

Twitter has let me down. I am just now finding out about this Penn State drama. What the heck is going on up there!?

I need a new Pandora station suggestion.

Goodbye, Siri. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyBg5JLE

If yesterday was the day of bug finding and destroying, today is the day of memory leaks. Unfortunately, the leaks are currently winning.

@thelizhunter Was your Dr. Drew comment about his stunt with Courtney whatshername?

Video: I love this version of “Ain’t No Sunshine” by Nataly Dawn. I can’t wait til her solo album comes out. tmblr.co/ZHwWJyBewIkZ

ABC Family must have seen my tweet this past weekend. Their Harry Potter Marathon starts Wednesday night.

@MattMoose I’d rather live without Siri now so I can upgrade next year when iPhone 6 comes out.

Thank you, Apple Store representative, for not asking me why I am returning my iPhone 4S. I have a hard enough time explaining it to myself.

I am finding and squashing all kinds of bugs today. I’m almost afraid to stop.

Correction: privacy isn’t dead, but if you want to be part of the Internet you have to accept that nothing is private when its posted online

I’d be willing to bet that most of the people on Facebook who don’t post publicly also don’t have a Twitter account. #privacyisdeadanditsok

Finished with How to Land an A330 Airbus, by James May bit.ly/uMeZfH

My internal clock works better when it’s not daylight savings time.

Just loved White Russian oink.com/i/4eb72b4fa94f3f1f35000d2d (via @oinkapp)

@thelizhunter Oh, hi there!

Yay for going back in time!

I’m in the mood for a Harry Potter marathon today.

I’m listening to Company Of Thieves Radio on Pandora bit.ly/v47CtX #pandora

Just loved Emma Watson oink.com/i/4eb344e56d6e64073400004a (via @oinkapp)

Just loved O.A.R. oink.com/i/4eb338eac9e1831cce0004fb (via @oinkapp)

Just loved MacBook Air oink.com/i/4e1e1746b12aeb4c8d00002e (via @oinkapp)

Just loved Zooey Deschanel oink.com/i/4eb335833cc9cd7b6e00027b (via @oinkapp)

Just loved Parks and Recreation oink.com/i/4eb332001bac7b4b58000186 (via @oinkapp)

Just liked Community oink.com/i/4eb3309da94f3f24f6000099 (via @oinkapp)

@pennypascal Actually, its not just you.

@pennypascal By the way, I don’t think using a pseudonym online is that detrimental.

@pennypascal Wow. I was way off.

@pennypascal Pensées by Pascal?

@pennypascal If you weren’t an English major I would say it had something to do with the mathematician.

@pennypascal I imagine “penny” is inspired by MM, but I’m not sure about “pascal.”

@pennypascal I just realized where your username came from. The first part anyways. Ha.

Am I crazy or does “Tower Heist” look rather funny?

On page 21 of 656 of Steve Jobs, by Walter Isaacson bit.ly/utafJk

@pennypascal Its not one word, but I think its called “living in a TV show.”

Sometimes I get a very frustrated with how fast technology moves.

@macminicolo: Godaddy has left many in a bind, so here is the GoneDaddy Promo available to all. Spread Mac mini purchase over a year. http://t.co/lC9mY8aQ That is a very tempting offer. I wish I managed a site that got more than 150 hits a month so I could justify it.

The first and last greatest thing to be produced using Flash is Strong Bad’s Email. homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html

I feel like New Girl is turning into an excellent show. I’m glad it’s back. #feelingstick

I hate naps. However, at the moment, I would like nothing more than to be able to take one.

Today is one of those days where I was hoping to get caught by a train on the way back to work from lunch.

Kitten! tumblr.com/ZHwWJyBMHmhc

I wear a different jacket at work than I do to work. Therefore, I feel like Mr. Rogers went I get to and leave the office.

@pennypascal I love the way she says everything.

@pennypascal What else are lunch breaks for?

@pennypascal I found the source of “lady bastard.”

@pennypascal Please excuse my grammatical error. I have no idea what I was thinking. I blame Monday.

@pennypascal It’s tough to say, but I, too, am having a rough start. Hope your’s gets better!

Happy #DennisRitchieDay! I think I’ll celebrate by doing some Objective-C programming.

Lazy man’s football party. instagr.am/p/R9BAZ/

As a Cubs fan, I probably shouldn’t be happy for the Cards, but I am glad the NL represented.

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan: I vote mad men and game 7,intermittently! Good call.

Here are the choices for what I want to do tonight: 1) Up in the Air 2) Mad Men 3) Game 7. #helpmedecide

@brianstucki: I guess fancy hamburgers no longer include a top bun. At least they got the most important part @ Charleston, SC http://t.co/mIkRu9pm Welcome to Charleston!

I am stilling getting used to not having to press cmd-s after I edit a document.

I am literally being paid to stare at a wall right now.

@jerrydepizzo: @jmjordan we’ll work on that. Good band. I agree. We listened to @cotlife on the ride back to Charleston. See you guys again soon.

I just completed a trip using @tripsapp. It was 100.92 mi long and took 1:50:19 to complete. #oar #houseofblues

O.A.R. with @gamblingcat @ House Of Blues instagr.am/p/RmAL5/

@jerrydepizzo Couldn’t hear you too well during the Company of Thieves set.

I realized that I’d be passing through Murrell’s Inlet at dinner time tonight. This bowl was full 5 min ago.

@marcroberge Can we get some “Dareh Meyod” tonight?

The Mint.com iPad app was well worth the wait. I can’t wait to see some of its features come to that iPhone version.

Look out, @ofarevolution. @gamblingcat and myself are headed to Myrtle Beach soon to see you. Can’t wait!

@kjincharleston: Too much? And I took the picture with my iPhone! http://t.co/ENZTzWn You can never have too many Apple products on your desk.

@por_fe No, not really. I would like to use it in my car but my current setup doesn’t really allow for it.

I’m thinking about returning my 4S. However, I just checked Gazelle and they are offering me $50 more than I paid for it. Hmm…

This is why I finished “…Played with Fire” today.

4 of 5 stars to The Girl Who Played with Fire by Stieg Larsson bit.ly/pTQo1y

@pennypascal You weren’t the only one…

@pennypascal Very cute.

@rabrodka: @jmjordan rambo looks like hes lost a lot of lbs! Yup, about 5lbs, I think.

My weekend visor is finally keeping me company.

My iPhone charger has a special ability. It can multiply itself! instagr.am/p/RFDu5/

I don’t care if its October. I had to listen to @sheandhim’s Christmas album I just received. I now need to have a party I can play it at.

My weekend visitor found a hiding space.

What’s better than @zooeydeschanel? @zooeydeschanel on vinyl, of course! instagr.am/p/Q8EuZ/

Despite my best efforts I haven’t accomplished anything today. Is it the weekend yet?

I wish people would stop talking about what’s in Steve Jobs’ biography. Just let me read it in peace.

RT @BBCBreaking: All US troops to leave #Iraq by end of 2011 and ‘America’s war will be over’, President #Obama says. More soon bbc.in/tjNf0

RT @ijustine: Still the best thing to ever be posted on the internet.. bit.ly/mZo8jV

On page 456 of 512 of The Girl Who Played with …, by Stieg Larsson: I don’t want to stop, but its getting late. bit.ly/n4RtVm

John Mayer’s thoughts on Steve Jobs. - Steve. jhnmyr.tumblr.com/post/11429482582/steve via @johncmayer

You can call me the iPhone fairy.

Oh man, my computer is very angry with me today. Three restarts required and it’s not even lunch time.

My parents have been married for 32 years today. Way to go, @kjincharleston and Dad!

Still waiting for my comforter to dry, browsing 500px.com.

Okay, I am going to use iCloud for my contact and calendar instead of Google. I’m not very optimistic about it, though.

Watchin’ some @twit while my comforter finishes in the dryer.

Yup. - If You Sold Your Apple Stock Today, You’re An Idiot via @techcrunch techcrunch.com/2011/10/19/apple-laughing-stock/

If you are a design person and have an interest in typeface, this is an interest explanation of Android’s Roboto font. j.mp/mVNhoH

Apparently selling 4 million iPhones in 3 days isn’t enough for Wall Street.

On page 392 of 503 of The Girl Who Played With Fire, by Stieg Larsson bit.ly/rlgkOQ

@extralife: I think I am done waiting for “Things” to get on the sync bandwagon for now. Back to Wunderlist. Good call. I gave up on them a long time ago.

Come compare books with me on Goodreads: bit.ly/qCo182

@pennypascal Please define that.

On page 287 of 503 of The Girl Who Played With Fire, by Stieg Larsson bit.ly/r68xFY

@leolaporte I like your Clemson mug. Where did you get it?

Dropbox Said No To “Nine-Digits” Acquisition Offer From Apple, Steve Jobs via @techcrunch techcrunch.com/2011/10/18/dropbox-said-no-to-nine-digits-acquisition-offer-from-apple-steve-jobs/

Thank goodness. I love Mint! - Mint.com iPad app “will be out very shortly” aol.it/mQfUuR via @TUAW

@por_fe It happens to me about once a week or so.

I think it’s time for a break.

I just spent the last 30 minutes talking to my phone and now I’m telling it to send this tweet.

I just completed a trip using @tripsapp. It was 108.99 mi long and took 1:30:02 to complete. My route was 86.17% efficient.

At Columbia’s version of In-n-Out with @aecrisp.

Trips to Lexington/Columbia are always bittersweet, but this one is turning out to be one of the best I can remember.

Go Catband! instagr.am/p/QLRm2/

@treyperrin He’s in Columbia, but he can help you Monday.

Dr. Gatch @ Lexington High School instagr.am/p/QJ0d0/

I just completed a trip using @tripsapp. It was 117.83 mi long and took 1:55:24 to complete. My route was 89.59% efficient.

Caffeine and sunflower seeds: the key to a successful road trip. instagr.am/p/QISq3/

I’ve officially given up hope that my 4S will be in my possession today. Oh well, doesn’t look like I’d be able to activate it anyways.

@jh32488: @jmjordan haha I was like we don’t have any actors named Autumn on the show. His real name is Drew Fuller. He’s been in a bunch of stuff. Yeah, I knew I recognized him but couldn’t figure out from where. He didn’t speak to anyone.

@jh32488: @jmjordan who was it? Oh sorry. No it was “Trevor.”

@jh32488: @jmjordan who was it? A girl named Autumn

@jh32488: @jmjordan haha Catherine? No I was at a Verizon store

@pennypascal So you are in Columbia tomorrow?

I was in an iPhone line with a star of “Army Wives” this morning.

Apple product launch lines are good places to meet girls. I’ve done it twice and both times there was a really cute girl in line.

@gamblingcat: Finally joined the club! #iPhone4S http://t.co/f6atSOFw Welcome to future!

The song Billy Beane’s daughter sings in “Moneyball” is “The Show” by Lenka. It came out in 2008. The movie was set in 2002. Oops.

I’m listening to Extreme Ways by Moby on Pandora bit.ly/qCNABv #pandora

.@Lord_Voldemort7 would not be pleased with this individual.

Dennis Ritchie was the first to write a “Hello, world!” application.

It is a sad week for technology. First Steve Jobs, now Dennis Ritchie, creator of the C programming language, has died.

iCloud is kind of blowing my mind right now.

Here is my iOS5 review: Get it for the notifications.

A word of warning to everyone updating to iOS5 today: make sure you back up your device first.

I think the new ‘Find my Friends’ app is a really cool idea. Unfortunately, I don’t think any of my friends will think the same.

The last 4 months I have been using beta software on my iPhone, Mac, and Apple TV. Don’t try that at home, kids.

I saw “Money Ball” last night. Calling it a baseball movie does not do it justice.

RT @postandcourier: USC officials confirm QB Stephen Garcia has been dismissed from the team. #gamecocks

@ZooeyDeschanel: #newgirl #glee & #raisinghope are on hiatus for 3 weeks due to baseball stuff :( but we will be back with new episodes tues. Nov 1st @ 9pm Booo!!!!!

Sadly, my four day stay-cation is coming to an end. Thankfully, I only have a three and a half day week ahead of me.

@pennypascal You should go assist her. With a baseball bat.

RT @tripsapp: Trips v1.1.1 is available in the App Store. iOS5 users can now share your trips on Twitter. itunes.apple.com/us/app/trips-gps-trip-log/id423129675?mt=8

My little cousin’s app selection looks different than mine.

I just completed a trip using @tripsapp. It was 14.56 mi long and took 0:27:52 to complete. My route was 76.31% efficient.

@jh32488: Who is rockin’ iOS 5 already? I might know someone.

@pennypascal This is starting to sound like the plot to a movie.

Steve Jobs: a personal remembrance arst.ch/r4q via @arstechnica

I finally own some Clemson apparel that isn’t related to a student organization. #solidorange

I just completed a trip using @tripsapp. It was 7.98 mi long and took 0:11:15 to complete. My route was 62.97% efficient.

I just completed a trip using @tripsapp. It was 6.34 mi long and took 0:09:11 to complete. My route was 66.89% efficient.

@jh32488: No iPhone 4s early upgrade price for iPhone 4 users that bought it the day it came out? Nope, looks like those days are behind us.

@por_fe I went to leave something last night and they told me they would remove it. I’m glad they changed their stance.

Authorized Biography of Steve Jobs to Debut October 24th - http://j.mp/prlfaY via @macrumors

Steve Jobs narrates The Crazy Ones www.loopinsight.com/2011/10/06/steve-jobs-narrates-the-crazy-ones/ via @jdalrymple

Pirates of Silicon Valley instagr.am/p/PPAmi/

I know I did not know the man, but I am very saddened by this news. Steve started something that I want to spend the rest of my life doing.

Thank you, @twit, for your awesome coverage about Steve. @sarahlane @leolaporte @acedtect @ihnatko @jeffjarvis, you were all incredible.

I believe there will be a new record for tweets per minute after tonight. Incredible. Steve broke Twitter.

Three years ago I spent the night on King Street for the grand opening of the Apple Store. I am tempted to go visit the store tonight.

Maybe I’ll watch “Pirates of Silicon Valley” tonight.

“The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.” Steve Jobs changed the world. He will be missed. 

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan Since I’ll be rollin’ with Trips everywhere I go on my #iPhone4S, let me tweet my efficiency! #tripsapp #iOS5 You got it, friend.

Looks like I need to get @tripsapp ready for iOS 5 next week. Any feature requests?

I love @DrMacenstein. His “Good, bad, meh” wrap-ups of an Apple event are always spot on. macenstein.com/default/2011/10/lets-talk-iphone-the-good-the-bad-and-the-meh/

I would like to congratulate myself for my 100% correct prediction about Apple’s announcement today.

Apple must think we have really bad memories. WWDC wasn’t that long ago, guys.

Must be nice to be the leader of the free world - Steve Jobs gave pre-release iPad 2 to President Obama http://j.mp/nxuRit

Marvin can breathe again! yfrog.com/nw21qp

The clarinet solo in Frank Ticheli’s “Blue Shades” always gives me goosebumps.

@por_fe I tried to turn it on overnight but it was broken. Go figure. You should turn yours on to make mine feel bad.

Predictions for Apple event tomorrow: iPhone 4 for $99. iPhone 4S with A5, 64GB model, and voice recognition. Will be released Oct. 14th.

@pennypascal I’ll admit, I was a big fan of Helvetica for a while. However, I’m not surrounded by design types like you probably are.

@pennypascal Haha! That does sound like a conversation I might have heard on the 3rd floor of Hendrix a few years ago.

@pennypascal I need to meet this girl.

I still can’t comprehend this. #8. Wow. yfrog.com/kjzwjp

It got into the 40s last night. Would it be pathetic if I turned my heat on already?

I have purchased some really crappy music from iTunes over the years.

I pulled the trigger. 6TB of storage will be here on Monday thanks to my free trial of Amazon Prime.

Formatting my hard drive was not something I wanted to do this weekend. However, I have been meaning to upgrade. Hmm… #decisions

Uh oh.

Looks my my hard drive has some serious issues. I think Disk Utility is fixing it but still very scary. Backup your data people!

Maybe its the blogs I read, but it seems that Google and Android seem to be in complete disarray.

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: The only way this Friday could be moving slower would be if it was petrified by a Basilisk.

When Michael Scott stopped saying “That’s what she said” is when The Office stopped being funny.

@por_fe @gamblingcat Ouch.

@rabrodka: @jmjordan what was the official laugh count? Maybe 3 or 4. Just chuckles though.

Laugh count on #TheOffice so far: 0.

I want to quote literally every other line that is said on #ParksandRec.

Does anyone know if AT&T tells you if they start throttling your unlimited data plan?

Oh I’m ready. RT @mradamscott: Ready to get the shit scared right out of you? Tammy Zero & Tammy 1, tonight on #ParksandRec 8:30 NBC

Disclosure: I now own Amazon stock.

Disclosure: I now own Apple stock. You can now judge any comments I make about them accordingly.

Samsung Doesn’t Copy Apple - http://j.mp/mUZSbP

I am easily annoyed today. Not sure why, though.

Apple went from a hardware/software company to a media company, and Amazon just went from a media company to a hardware/software company.

I’m not sure if I can handle watching @therealzooeyd every week. My love for her grows exponentially every time. #NewGirl

Going to see “I don’t know how she does it” with mom. It wasn’t my first choice but I’m secretly okay with it because @oliviamunn is in it.

What is Facebook is saying with Timeline: “Dwell on your past!”

My prediction was only off by a week. - Apple Issues Invitations for October 4th iPhone Media Event http://j.mp/n8tpUA

RT @Chris_Culos: 18 yrs ago a magical prince was born. let’s all show our love for Benj (@lookatlifeman) with a RT. happy 18th buddy. #happybdaybonj #magical

I love when developers have a sense of humor.

I am now a part of the endless game that is the stock market… and I’ve already lost money. Damn.

Its official. My crush on @EmWatson has returned big time. #afterhourstweet

I’ve decided our nightly guest shall be called Pigwidgeon. 10 points if you know the reference. instagr.am/p/OOd2W/

An empty Downloads folder makes me happy.

RT @postandcourier: No. 21 Clemson stays perfect, holds off No. 11 Florida State | www.postandcourier.com/news/2011/sep/24/no-21-clemson-stays-perfect-holds-no-11-florida-st/ #clemson

I wear purple on Saturdays. #gotigers

Looks like I picked a good time to start using delicio.us. They were recently bought back from Yahoo and the new site goes live today.

I know I am about 4 years late on this one, but I just started using delicio.us. I’m glad Yahoo didn’t kill it.

I wonder if I would have appreciated Nirvana if I had been the appropriate age before Kurt Cobain died.

@por_fe Try to keep @gamblingcat and @Boding_Zhang in line.

RT @DeathStarPR: It’s Friday and you haven’t even taken over a single planet yet? You’re wasting your life.

After working here for a year and 4 months, I finally have a nameplate for my cube.

Also, I’ve decided that VirtualBox is the culprit for my Lion issues.

When your computer kernel panics five minutes before lunch that’s your cue to leave.

Last night I had a dream that I went to a Clemson football game with @EmWatson. Yeah, I think that would get me to go to Clemson again.

@pennypascal Both seem reasonable.

30 minutes of #ParksandRec a week is not enough.

“Your inbox is literally full of penises” #ParksandRec

#ParksandRec Yay!

People who leave shopping carts in a parking space deserved to be kicked in the shins (yes, shins plural).

@pennypascal I was hoping there would be another Jersey Floor episode!

Does anyone know what this is? It’s been sleeping on my porch for the past two nights.

The Marshall headphones I bought weren’t very comfortable so I bought a pair of cans that came out before I was b instagr.am/p/NwVHM/

RT @Veronica: And the “One More Thing…” will be known as a “Cooktease.” #apple (via @aleksivic on G+)

I’m liking Willie Nelson Radio on Pandora. A lot of good bluegrass. bit.ly/qnxUtp #pandora

If you like @therealzooeyd then you should turn to Fox right about now. If you don’t like her, well, there is something wrong with you.

@ofarevolution: Hey now. Getting ready for fall tour and promo work. Putting together a list of songs to work on. Who’s coming out? See you in Myrtle Beach!

“I’m not sayin’ I want to forget you, but dammit I have tried.” - @marcroberge

I am officially tired of hearing rumors about the next iPhone. Apple, hurry up and release the damn thing so I can give you my money!

I missed most of the Emmys but I just watched the opening on Youtube. “That was my box step” - Ron Swanson

@pennypascal Damn. Looks like that isn’t all I missed. I thought it’d be going until at least 11:30.

I just got in to start watching the Emmys. Did I miss @therealzooeyd presenting?

In case you didn’t hear, everything on Belkin.com is 50% off until Sept. 30 using the coupon code FB50.

I don’t care if Dashboard Confessional is emo. Listening to “The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most” brings back to some good times.

RT @CollegeGameDay: Defending Champs #Auburn go down to #Clemson 38-24…a new national champion will be crowned this year.

Mat Kearney @ Music Farm instagr.am/p/NRlf_/

Funny people doing Star Wars. Hmm… Emma Stone… http://j.mp/qYI7An

Well, I’d like to reinstall Lion on my work computer, but now I can’t even mount my backup drive to do that. #igiveup

My work laptop and Lion are not getting along at all. I’m averaging at least one restart a day.

Maybe Microsoft isn’t so out of touch afterall - No Flash Player in Metro IE http://j.mp/niog3D

RT @gary_on: Best thing about working from home: No pants!

Come compare books with me on Goodreads: bit.ly/qCo182

RT @DeathStarPR: It’s easier to gain the upper hand in any situation when your hand is made of titanium and can crush a human skull.

My biggest complaint about Lion is now fixed - How to: assign Lion apps to a desktop jmjordan.com?p=72

I watched “Everything Must Go” tonight. Will Ferrell does not get enough credit for his non-comedic roles. He is very talented.

Does anyone have AeroFS? I would really like to try it. If you don’t know what I’m talking about go here: www.aerofs.com/?ref=mjiwn

I love John Gruber. http://j.mp/nUNtup

Two things: 1) Sunsets make me miss Clemson and 2) Sunsets are the only weakness of an iPhone camera.

Okay, I’ve had enough of Gizmodo. They are pretending to do journalism and its starting to upset me.

I wish Ron Swanson was a real person. #ParksandRec

I have jury duty today that I can’t get out for being a student. I guess that means I’m an adult now.

@pennypascal Maybe you are right… I must not be hipster enough to have picked up on it. I did enjoy the show, though.

@ijustine: Went on the London Eye tonight. It was fun… But very slow http://t.co/IrH1NgT Looks like England is treating you well!

I just wrote “wednesday” instead of “sunday” in a sentence. I think its going to be a long day.

I agree that “Bucky Larson” looks terrible but a 0% on RottenTomatoes? Wow. That’s almost historic enough to go see it. Almost.

Now that I’ve gotten over the emotional end of “Dragon Tattoo” it’s time to start the second in the series: “The Girl Who Played with Fire.”

Today seems like a good day to look at Stumbleupon for a few hours.

“Doesn’t it piss you off your will is not as strong as it used to be” - Back to You, John Mayer

Last night we played “What musician would you hook up with?” I chose @therealzooeyd, of course!

@ijustine: Need some #askij questions :) Ask away! Has any one ever told you you look like AJ Michalka? #askij

The antivirus that I was forced to put on my computer runs at 4:30 everyday causing my computer to become unusable. Fine. I’ll go home.

I need to find some headphones that don’t cause a divot to be formed in my hair after wearing them all day.

@pennypascal I have no doubt that that will be true in your case.

RT @gamblingcat: @Boding_Zhang Give my bro his tablet back. Not cool. No questions asked. Message me to get it back to its rightful owner.

My new favorite toy. instagr.am/p/MjBAn/

I didn’t realize the other two books in the series were sequels. It would have taken me a while to get over that otherwise. Feel better now.

Has anyone else read “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo?” I really need to talk about the end. Wow. Well done, Mr. Larsson.

Data sheets and manuals from Chinese manufacturers always make me laugh.

“The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” started off pretty slowly but now I can’t put it down.

This weather is starting to remind me of Fall in Clemson. #bittersweet

Zooey! RT @NewGirlonFOX: #NewGirl Available For Free Download on iTunes: on.fb.me/q5Efqy

I went about 6 years without going to McDonald’s until I visited @keepupwithdia in Chicago in 2008. Now I eat there way too much. O-kay…

Despite what the calendar says, my body definitely thinks today is Monday.

@gamblingcat: @Dropbox Already maxed out my referral bonuses with my .edu email. What can I do for moar Dropbox space?! #dropbox #is #awesome We should probably just pay them for more space.

I can’t wait for Parks and Recreation to start! Here is a preview!!! bit.ly/rv2ElW

I need a new workflow for my projects at work. Mine is starting to drive me crazy.

Are others finding Lion to be very temperamental? I am being forced to restart way too often.

The only thing keeping me from dreading going back to work tomorrow is the fact that it’s an abbreviated week.

I’m haunted by the cars of girlfriends past.

@pennypascal Actually, that sounds pretty terrible. Peeling oranges is very messy.

Why is it that when I want to stay up late I can’t but when I want to sleep I can’t? Damn you, universe.

Bojangles no longer sells cinnamon biscuits. That is the worst news I’ve heard in quite some time.

RT @ofarevolution: FF @marcroberge @jerrydepizzo @lookatlifeman @Richard_On @Chris_Culos

#didyouknow Miles Davis’s album “Kind of Blue” was largely improvised. That makes me appreciate it so much more.

@pennypascal I can relate. I killed someone in a dream last night.

This camera makes me want to get back into photography. So sexy. uncrate.com/stuff/fujifilm-finepix-x10-camera/

My new hobby. instagr.am/p/L4JFe/

I’d like to get used to this weather but I know better than that.

Well this is very disappointing: With iOS 5 Beta 7, Apple is Right: iTunes Match is Not Streaming in iOS - www.macrumors.com/2011/09/01/with-ios-5-beta-7-apples-is-right-itunes-match-is-not-streaming-in-ios/

RT @DeathStarPR: #Apple have lost another #iPhone5 prototype? Seriously? They have worse security than our “Top Secret Plans” Department.

@gamblingcat Another one!

@gamblingcat Yo yo yo!

I thought I understood Mad Men throughout seasons 1 and 2. However, season 3 is leaving me very confused.

I think I’ll spend my evening with Paul Rudd, @therealzooeyd, @mradamscott, and the cast of #OurIdiotBrother.

Today was filled with too many unpleasant reminders. #tooobservant

Mobile High: WebOS is the kid who no one appreciates, Android is the kid with rich parents, and iOS is that one hot, smart cheerleader.

Looks like I’ll be giving Apple $25/year for iTunes Match after all. #thankssteve

Also, “I once loved a woman, a child I’m told, I give her my heart but she wanted my soul”

Especially the lyric, “You just kinda wasted my precious time.”

Every so often I become obsessed with a song. Currently, it is “Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright” by Bob Dylan.

Question: How many pages deep will you go on Google before you give up and refine your search? For me it’s probably three.

I think its safe to say that Cloris Leachman had a couple of drinks backstage.

Lady Gaga pulls off being a man better than she does being a woman.

I’ve got to give Jessie J some props for pulling off a performance with a giant cast on her leg. #VMA

Yes, I think I will watch the last musical content that MTV has to offer. #vmas

The problem with eBooks is that you can’t put the book on a shelf when you are done to show that you read it.

I’ve been having Top Gear and Formula 1 withdrawals for the past three weeks. Thankfully, Formula 1 is back this week!

#nowplaying “Cortez, The Killer” - Dave Matthews Band. I never get tired of this song.

I didn’t know “early dismissal” was used in the workplace. I won’t be complaining though. Thanks, Irene!

Another great piece by MG Siegler. This time on Steve Jobs: One More Thing… - http://j.mp/qq3Bf9

“You play ball like a girl!” #namethatmoviequote

A not so terrible cover of Nirvana’s Lithium by none other than Joseph Gordon-Levitt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-dGX9DQXAs&feature=share via @youtube

#nowplaying “Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right” - Bob Dylan

I know I’m alone on this, but I don’t like most of what The Beatles did.

I appreciate that my mailman walks his route, but waiting until 5pm for the mail to come is a little irritating.

I’m enjoying the personal Steve Jobs stories from everyone, but its starting to feel a little creepy. He isn’t gone, people.

“The problem is I’m older now, I’m 40 years old, and this stuff doesn’t change the world. It really doesn’t.” - Steve Jobs, 1996

My plumber had an eye patch. Yeah, I’ll be using him again.

I just realized that I agreed to having plumbers come to my house at 8am tomorrow to look at something. What was I thinking?!

RT @BBCBreaking: Steve Jobs resigns as Apple CEO

@pennypascal Sounds like fun!

I usually like to get the most out of the evenings. Meaning I usually work on one of my many projects. Tonight, I’m just going to watch tv.

Going to see The Help with mom, @kjincharleston.

RT @darthvader: I just felt a tremor in the Force. No wait, that was an earthquake.

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: An Earthquake just hit part of the US and Hurricane Irene is still a threat. I will direct you to Half-Blood Prince, Chapter 1…

Earthquakes and hurricanes, oh my!

I hope the person who invented shrink wrap tubing received some soft of medal. That stuff is amazing.

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan Showed up as from you with RT postandcourier: at the beginning. Is this new for the TCP? Yup, it wasn’t showing retweets before now.

@gamblingcat let me know how that last tweet showed up on your TCP. It was a retweet by me.

RT @postandcourier: Category 2 hurricane Irene heads toward Bahamas and US | www.postandcourier.com/news/2011/aug/22/category-2-hurricane-irene-heads-toward-bahamas-an/?clear_cache=1 #chs #chsnews #SC #chswx #hurricane

Apparently there is a hurricane or something headed my way. Sometimes I forget I live near an ocean. #chs #irene

.@taylorswift13 was in Charleston and no one told me. I’m a little hurt by this.

These kernel panics I am getting are starting to become annoying.

RT @sparrowmailapp: You can mail better, faster & simpler with @SparrowMailApp Let your friends know about it by RT-ing and get a chance to win 5 Sparrow.

I’d like to keep reading but I’m afraid I need to be responsible and try to get some sleep.

I’ve started reading “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” It’s been a little a slow so far but I just had an “oh, shit” moment.

It’s official, I can get the most done between the hours of 12 and 3am.

The Kindle Cloud Reader is the perfect example of what a webapp should be.

Dear @cnnbrk, your idea of “breaking news” has gone too far. I don’t care about storms in Michigan.

Dear single 20-somethings in #chs, Do you want to hang out?

I really did want to get up before noon today. Oh well.

Does using Rdio make it impossible for me to call myself an audiophile?

I don’t usually get this way on Friday’s but I have officially lost interest in doing anything else for today.

@pennypascal Have you seen the tv show, The League?

@pennypascal I like the Dixie Cups. The league I was in was called the Dixie Swamp Donkeys.

How Harry Potter should have ended: www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/how-harry-potter-should-have-ended

Bachman says if she is elected she will lower gas prices. That reminds of a high school student body election when kids promise more snacks.

Why are my hobbies so expensive? I want to buy some new speakers for the amplifier I designed but decent ones are very pricey.

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: #replacemovienameswithvoldemort When Harry Met Voldemort

@MattMoose It uses a key and keypad as well.

My backdoor now unlocks when my phone (and I) arrives at my house. #nobigdeal

The people at Hershey should really consider making an Almond Joy with the almond. I think that would be really popular.

RT @tripsapp: #incaseyoumissedit Trips v1.1 is now available in the App Store! Update includes metric units and improved 3GS support. itunes.apple.com/us/app/trips-gps-trip-log/id423129675?ls=1&mt=8

@pennypascal Looks like Playland is still under construction.

#nowplaying “Watch the Throne” by JAY Z/Kanye West

Celebrating a @tripsapp update with a white russian. instagr.am/p/KYjHn/

RT @tripsapp: Trips v1.1 is now available! Update includes metric units, updated UI, and improved 3GS support. itunes.apple.com/us/app/trips-gps-trip-log/id423129675?ls=1&mt=8

RT @bonniegrrl: Jabba the Hutt with Michele Bachmann eyes! goo.gl/x7uZl #StarWars /via @KhalMojo

.@tripsapp v1.1 is now “In review.” Get excited!

An article on Flickr and its future: http://j.mp/qPO9gy

RT @FakeAPStylebook: Avoid asking politicians “gotcha” questions such as, “where do you stand on the issues?” and “What is your record of accomplishments?”

@pennypascal They made up for it with Don at the end (comes home and Betty is gone).

@pennypascal Did Peggy just pull an “I didn’t know I was pregnant” at the end of season 1?

I just completed a 2.64 mi long trip using Trips by @433labs. #testing

I really need to clean my house but I think I’d rather go to the movies.

I just completed a trip using Trips by @433labs. It was 441.84 mi long. #testing

7 hours later, @treyperrin and I are back in #chs. I think I owe Mandy a nice cleaning.

Two weeks of prep + a six hour drive + 700 lbs of equipment for an hour long presentation that got cut down in half = #epicfail

@pennypascal Oh I gotcha. So January is my goal to get through 1-4. Perfect.

@pennypascal Don’t tell me you’ve gotten me hooked on a show that is already done.

If you turn on History Channel right now you will see a show narrated by Mike Rowe from a long time ago.

I am now incapable of not watching Harry Potter when it’s on TV.

Prima Pepperoni @ Uno Chicago Grill http://instagr.am/p/J5SAC/

Completely agree. RT @treyperrin: Virginia has THE best state flag. Check it out.

I just submitted Trips v1.1 to the App Store. If all goes well it will be out next week.

Hotel pillows are the worst.

Im in Yorktown VA this week and it smells like smoke. Coincedence? RT @postandcourier: One compartment damaged in fire on board USS Yorktown

@treyperrin oh that is weird. I’m switching rooms mine isn’t very pleasant.

@treyperrin Maybe it’s blocked. Is your room really humid?

I’d say this was a very successful test for Trips.

Is it too late the exchange bodies? I would like one that doesn’t hate the morning.

I am always anxious the night before a trip.

It’s hard to work up the motivation to pack for a trip to Newport News, VA. However, I am curious as to what their newspaper is called.

@batemanjason: Thanks to any of you who have seen THE CHANGE UP! It needs you guys!!! I’m headed to a 6:55 showing. Can’t wait.

I have way too much to do today to have slept until sometime after noon.

I am on Google+. You should be too. Here are some invites. plus.google.com/_/notifications/ngemlink?path=%2F%3Fgpinv%3DGl-xWZ5ZN38%3ANYBuaGz-I3M

Weekend projects 2, Jonathan 0.

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan thinking about making a change in October … maybe… :-)

If iOS 5 Beta releases are any indication I’d say iPhone 5 is getting very close.

@por_fe No! I didn’t even think about that. No wonder Tanger was so busy.

What does a geek such as myself do when the Internet is out? He puts an amplifier together.

Wow, RadioShack actually had the parts I need for a project.

I need to stop programming after 2am, but when I get on a roll I don’t want to stop. Now I’m not tired.

Update to Trips coming soon. I’m adding the ability to change the units in which your trips are displayed.

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: She is #undateable. In fact, why is she even allowed to exist? http://www.twitpic.com/2b4vqx

Its very rare that I feel like I need caffeine. This morning is one of those times.

@coreyleigh91: car broken & left at work. fighting with bf. and tired as hell looking forward to a double shift tmrw :( #reallybadday You should listen to the new O.A.R. album that came out today. It will cheer you up.

@gamblingcat: <div>s can suck it. Hard. Looks like I still have some bugs. Also, I agree with you. Welcome to the life of a developer. http://twitpic.com/6017pv

#King has officially arrived. http://instagr.am/p/JLp2X/

@por_fe It would be for me, but if you are well hydrated, I think you will survive.

Yay! We get to keep borrowing money from other countries!

I realized what I recognize January Jones from before Mad Men. She was one of the American girls in Love Actually.

@Richard_On I’m sorry but “King” is great. It’s your BEST album by far.

@jerrydepizzo: #King has arrived!!! I feel like a kid on Xmas today. I’m so very proud of this record and hope everyone enjoys it as much as I do. I LOVE the interludes on #King.

@marcroberge @Richard_On @Chris_Culos @jerrydepizzo Congratulations for #KING! I can’t get enough of it.

@gamblingcat Welcome home!

“Give me something to remember when I’m calling out your name.” Give Me Something on #KING by @ofarevolution. Buy it tomorrow. Its amazing.

@pennypascal Help! I can’t stop watching Mad Men.

@por_fe Yup, they are New Wayfarers. I thought i’d like the Wayfarers but they were huge.

New shades! @pennypascal you were right. The Wayfarers are way too hipster. http://instagr.am/p/JG_aG/

I was hooked in the first 15 minutes. #madmen

Now that Mad Men is on Netflix its time I finally started watching it. Season 1 episode 1, GO!

@pennypascal I agree. I never make a big deal out of my birthday. I didn’t do anything that day to deserve it.

@por_fe I disagree. They need to learn it at some point.

@pennypascal Yeah! It is fun when I hear it printing.

@pennypascal Perfect. I’ve been considering it for awhile. PS you are on my printer list. No pressure.

@pennypascal Should I start watching Mad Men?

Why does it feel like Sunday? Weird.

RT @DeathStarPR: She made our Dark Lord @DarthVader seem fairly reasonable, and attractive, by comparison to hers. #HappyBdayJKRowling

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan Hipster much? Ha! I’ve already been told that the New Wayfarer are less hipstery, so I am going to look at those.

@pennypascal Thanks for the input. I haven’t seen either of them in person so I should probably do that before I decide.

Can I pull these off?

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan Try again. Work dammit!

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan Try again. I threw it on the ground!

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan I need this! testing!

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan I need this! instructions are in your inbox

My tweet printer is now wireless!

#FF #fictionaledition @Lord_Voldemort7 @yoda @DeathStarPR

Flickr used to by my favorite place on the Internet. It has now become a place that rarely visit. I think i’ll start using G+ for my photos.

RT @CNNMoney: Apple 2.0: The U.S. Treasury has less cash on hand than Apple Inc. http://bit.ly/oFJlgV $AAPL

I found a resistor on my kitchen counter. Yup, sounds about right.

Listening to @ofarevolution’s #KING for the second time today.

.@ofarevolution I love the interludes on #KING.

Woah! @ofarevolution’s new album, #KING is on Rdio today! This just made my day!

I created a device that prints certain people’s tweets on a little thermal printer.

I have created a device that prints certain people I follow’s tweets on a little thermal printer.

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan Awesome! I need this printer update when I get back. Nevermind, I found a working PHP twitter library that I can use. Tweets from your printer will be no problem.

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan Awesome! I need this printer update when I get back. It’s going to be a little more difficult for you but I’m sure I can figure it out.

@gamblingcat: Porter Float. Coffee bean ice cream and Shastafarian porter treat. http://t.co/PQEb7Cq http://twitpic.com/5wyntr

.@leolaporte’s crazy/hilarious pre-show behavior broke my Mac.

I still don’t feel very comfortable with Python, but I am starting to really like it. It makes doing really difficult things really simple.

@por_fe Interesting. I didn’t think it would be different for girls. That makes sense (unfortunately).

@gamblingcat: Smoke from Goodyear or plastics plant (mixed reports) in Fairfield, CA #dementors #smokemonster #notgreen #fail http://t.co/LUtsNgD Wow. That is a #fail. I think it is both #dementors and the smoke monster combined.

@MattMoose I still work for them. Telework 2 days a week.

What are everyone’s thoughts on going out to dinner by yourself?

One bad thing about working from home (or good depending on how you look at it) is the strong desire to get out of the house after work.

It would have saved a lot of airtime tonight if Obama and Boehner just came on for two seconds and stuck their tongues out at each other.

I’m going on a search for a turntable stylus. I’m not very optimistic about finding one though.

@pennypascal: What qualifies as a sext? I think its anything you wouldn’t want anyone else to read/see.

Modifying an operating system’s installer requires wayyy too much rebooting.

Yeah, nevermind. I’m only first if you are logged in and follow me on Google+. That stinks.

@pennypascal Ah, I gotcha. Good luck getting back up on the horse.

One of the best things about having the house to yourself is playing music really loudly whenever you want.

@pennypascal Is this one of those “time heals everything” but it doesn’t feel that way things?

I designed and made a stereo amplifier. It is finally done (for the most part). “Project: 40W Stereo Amplifier” jmjordan.com?p=71

@pennypascal I don’t think you’d regret reading them. I consider 5-7 one book that you can’t put down.

@pennypascal I’m a little sad I joined the party so late. At least I got to be a part of the latest craziness. Did you see part 2 yet?

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan “shawshank redemption " Yup!

“Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’.” #namethatmoviequote

#nowplaying Amy Winehouse Radio on Pandora http://bit.ly/qVMOKK #pandora

@jasonmjordan06: @jmjordan A League of Their Own well done!

@pennypascal Yeah I know. It wasn’t suppose to be too difficult.

@MattMoose Well done

“There’s no crying in baseball!” #namethatmoviequote

Apple, you call $20 off a $600 Mac mini for govt. and edu a discount? Really? Really!?

@pennypascal I was rewarded with Harry Potter spam.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Grind #replace1wordinamoviewithgrind

I finally got new @pandora_radio! yfrog.com/kgwlpp

I am really not feeling the whole work thing tomorrow. I wish I had the guts/lack of conscience to play hooky.

@jasonmjordan06: @jmjordan Just thinking about that. You should do it. It’s really easy. Read my review if you are curious about what’s different.

Annoyed by the scrolling in Lion? Read this: How-to: change the scroll direction in Lion jmjordan.com?p=70

@pennypascal Is it not filled with polenta?

Prescription sunglasses are over-rated. http://instagr.am/p/IGQ-A/

The key to Apple’s success: making your gadgets seem inadequate after only a few months of owning them.

I am experiencing new Apple product overload.

“OS X Lion: A review” by yours truly jmjordan.com?p=69

I have read hundreds of tech reviews over the years, but I don’t think I know how to write one. This is going to harder than I thought.

Looks like I need to get my Mac OS X Lion review started.

Wow, I am rather surprised to see Fox News is covering the live Murdoch coverage.

Oh, you crazy Brits. #pieintheface

@pandora_radio Yo! I have a Pandora One account when do I get to try #newpandora?

@pennypascal Parties can wait. You should shut yourself off for a little while.

@pennypascal That sounds like a pretty amazing part!

No, I do not watch or understand soccer, but with a goal keeper named Hope Solo how can I not watch the #worldcupfinal?

Hmm. I want a third apple but I don’t think I should.

Apple no. 2. Is it okay to eat two apples at 1am? http://instagr.am/p/H2L57/

@Richard_On: Who woulda thunk rock n roll n tennis went so well together. Thx Charleston no, thank you! You guys were excellent (as usual)!

@jerrydepizzo Great show! The jam in Anyway was incredible. As was your appearance in the stands.

Awesome show, @ofarevolution! @jasonmjordan06 and I had a great time. We even ended being heroes to some lovely ladies.

O.A.R.! http://instagr.am/p/H1COd/

@pennypascal That might be my worst fear.

@jerrydepizzo: @jmjordan no rain tonight. Awesome. I can’t wait to hear the new horn section.

@jerrydepizzo: Driving into Charleston. Tons of traffic on the way. Mikel Paris is just like my wife…sleeps the entire car ride. http://t.co/pUN8NsF Welcome! Hopefully the rain holds off for tonight. The past two times I have seen you here it has rained.

A Lion is lurking: jmjordan.com?p=68

@pennypascal That’s good to hear. You can do it!

@pennypascal It sounds like comps week is taking a toll on your mental health. How much longer until it stops?

Do you ever wish you could turn your brain off? I do.

Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word jmjordan.com?p=67

I think I underestimated how much sleep I require. Looks like 4 hours isn’t quite enough. #tired

@marcroberge @jerrydepizzo @Richard_On @Chris_Culos Can’t wait to see you guys tomorrow in #chs! Dareh Meyod and City on Down, please?

Thank you for putting up with my many #harrypotter tweets. They will now stop. It’s done.

This is how movie theaters are still in business. #harrypotter http://instagr.am/p/Hrbly/

Busy night ahead. At 8 o’clock, HP7 part 1 and at midnight, HP7 part 2. Why not? #harrypotterharryharrypotter

The Carolina’s love you too! RT @marcroberge: Man. I love the carolinas.

@por_fe They typically always feel like Fridays to me. However, your scenario is much worse.

@pennypascal Yeah, apparently I am a foodie obsessed with Netflix. I was hoping it would be really accurate but it let me down.

@pennypascal You are one of my most mentioned topics on my infographic. I thought that was funny.

I don’t think this very accurate, but it’s neat nonetheless. My personal infographic: twitter.visual.ly/twitter/infographic?type=solographic&username1=jmjordan&username2=&left%5Bgender%5D=male&left%5BhairColor%5D=4d330a&left%5BhairStyle%5D=1-7&left%5BeyeColor%5D=brown&left%5BskinColor%5D=eee7c8&left%5Baccessory%5D=&right%5Bgender%5D=male&right%5BhairColor%5D=&right%5BhairStyle%5D=&right%5BeyeColor%5D=&right%5BskinColor%5D=&right%5Baccessory%5D=&template=twitter&access_token%5Boauth_token%5D=756244-RbHwm8juw8Lp4xjniW9QH25rrBsd6dcIGRkp92F8Z0&access_token%5Boauth_token_secret%5D=r6KUjBBA3FwtNSd768o0VGiypFaEDv8wx107XubEoY&rand=0.11323386849835515

It depresses me that it is easier to print out a configuration file and retype it than it is to transfer it electronically.

Go #teamusa! See you on Sunday.

@TechCrunch I wasn’t a regular to your site before the redesign, but I think I will be now. It looks great!

A great article on New Pandora and the future of HTML5 via @techcrunch techcrunch.com/2011/07/12/new-pandora/

To get you to look at the updated design of my blog I am going to bait you with a video and post about @therealzooeyd. jmjordan.com

Okay, I think I have a problem. There is a #newpandora and I really want to use it. pandora.com/newpandora

Thank you, @climatemakers, for fixing my A/C. Its too damn hot in #chs to be without it.

@MattMoose I know, but still. There are way more important things that CNN should be telling about.

Why is Netflix pricing changes breaking news according to CNN?

@pennypascal I know how much you like Mad Men. theoatmeal.com/comics/wwddd

@pennypascal I figured it was something alone those lines. No pressure, right?

Does anyone else find it impossible to sleep if you are warm/hot?

I’m ready for the end. Are you? #harrypotter http://instagr.am/p/Hej6k/

Some “journalist” thinks @therealzooeyd is a “snobby cow.” I think that makes said “journalist” an ass (without quotes). hellogiggles.com/an-open-letter-to-los-angeles-times-writer-patt-morrisson

@pennypascal I don’t know what “comps” are but good luck!

This week hasn’t started off that well, but with Harry Potter on Thursday and @ofarevolution on Saturday it should be a great week.

#nowplaying Lights by Ellie Goulding

I spend too much time working on how my website looks for how many people visit it.

What is a healthy way to get rid of frustration?

While I appreciate Fox delaying the coverage of Formula 1 races, I’d prefer to watch it live. Even if does require waking up at 8am.

Safety first. http://instagr.am/p/HTaVR/

I’m “hanging out” on Google+. Come join me.

Watching the last shuttle launch. I am sad I won’t get to ever see one in person.

Thanks to the fact that “How I Met Your Mother” is on some channel pretty much all day long I am now a huge fan.

All set to see Harry Potter 7 on opening night. It’ll be the first I’ve seen in theaters so I am going at midnight. #prettyexcited

@pennypascal I like it. Happy with your trade?

@pennypascal The person who invited me in the beginning didn’t use the right email address.

@pennypascal You should follow my other account: jmjordan.com/plus

@pennypascal The hangout feature is pretty cool. Its a group video chat. The rest is basically like Facebook.

Not having working A/C is not helping me to eat at home more.

@pennypascal Hmm. DM me your email address.

My biggest pet peeve in graphic design: simply using a line to separate elements.

What I mean is that I’ve been staying up so late that my body can’t go to sleep at a reasonable time anymore.

Crap. I think I’ve accidentally forced myself into staying up too late.

@pennypascal Did you get my Google+ invite?

@por_fe I saw a guy running in Army fatigues on my way to lunch.

I wish I had the guts to park where the guy on the left parked.

@pennypascal Yeah I think the editing is always what stops me. I like producing images in the camera that I can immediate share.

@pennypascal Do it. I’ve always been intrigued by video, but it always seems to daunting.

@pennypascal Sounds like a pretty good trade to me.

Ever wondered what people call soft drinks around the country? Well now you don’t have to. popvssoda.com/

Just spent the last 30 minutes looking through most of my 1700+ Flickr photos. #reminiscingisbittersweet

“It is more important that innocence be protected than it is that guilt be punished…” - John Adams

You can find me on Google+ here: jmjordan.com/plus

Wow, I am actually nervous. #CaseyAnthony

@pennypascal You should have gone to Coney Island to watch people “eat” hot dogs.

I may have a way to make my own Dropbox. Unison + FSEvents.

Just made an @EightBit character. Check out my profile http://eightbit.me/jmjordan

I’ve started carrying my phone and credit cards in the same pocket. Now I get thrown off when I check the empty pocket. #breakinghabits

Exciting! Apple seeds Mac OS X 10.7 Lion Golden Master to developers www.appleinsider.com/articles/11/07/01/apple_seeds_mac_os_x_10_7_lion_golden_master_to_developers.html

Damn you, @sparkfun, for making me wanting to spend more money. I need to think of a project to use your new Ethernet Pro.

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: It’s Friday. Two weeks. We, we, we so excited. http://www.twitpic.com/5g7wd4

@Boding_Zhang: Of course I’M always the bad person Not this time you aren’t.

RT @Lord_Voldemort7: #nothingsmoreirritating than Dolores Umbridge.

The answer to life, the universe, and a hot dog craving. http://instagr.am/p/GsZlu/

One grilled cheese sandwich does not a full stomach make.

@pennypascal I’ll send you an invite when there are more available.

@pennypascal I think I feel the same way. I like how it looks and the features it has, but I am worried no one will adopt it.

@jerrydepizzo I really like the horn part in “Taking on the World Today.” I hope there is more like it on #KING.

Today ended up being a really good day. Good news for a family member, second place in trivia, drinks with friends, and a Google+ invite.

I would get really into Google+ if I could use my Google Apps account with it. I don’t want to annoy people by adding them twice though.

Got a Google+ invite from @joshpelkey. I am very intrigued by it so far. I had a really fun experience with a Hangout.

@joshpelkey Thanks!

I’m feeling left out of the Google+ excitement. Mainly because a) I haven’t been invited and b) it doesn’t work with Google apps.

I think living in the ridiculously hot climate of SC my whole life has turned me into a cold-natured person.

@Richard_On: our new album #KING just went live for pre-order http://t.co/5qlk12B I think you broke the mechanism to buy King by tweeting about it.

@pennypascal The goal of life is to see the whole Internet. So don’t worry, you have your priorities straight.

This is why I starting using Google Latitude. I have a few miles to go.

@pennypascal I am afraid you are right. Damn. That could really help in be a functioning adult.

@pennypascal If you figure out how to do this, please tell me how.

A Mac mini + a Thunderbolt RAID array might be my next Mac desktop. Don’t worry, though, Marvin. You are still my BFF.

Wow. It’s THAT bad?: Apple Issuing Refunds for Final Cut Pro X Upon Request www.macrumors.com/2011/06/28/apple-issuing-refunds-for-final-cut-pro-x-upon-request/ via @macrumors

My Visit to @twitlive - jmjordan.com/?p=66

White Russians are like alcoholic milkshakes. I approve.

Aww, Mandy passed 150,000 miles and I didn’t throw her a party or anything. http://instagr.am/p/GgF-9/

That’s a big plane. RT @NorthCharleston: “Boeing’s 787 Dreamliner, just above the treetops, landing in North Charleston "

@makelabchs I enjoyed meeting you and everyone. I’m looking forward to being a part of Charleston’s first Maker Space.

Imagine there is an iPhone inside. http://instagr.am/p/GYzdW/

RT @DrMacenstein: The Honey Badger don’t care about Final Cut Pro X

“It’s so hot! Milk was bad choice.” - Ron Burgundy in Anchorman #favoritemovielines

3 months worth of me - jmjordan.com/?p=65

@acedtect: What are your favorite moments in Harry Potter? The end of book 3 when Hermione reveals her time-turner.

Despite the fact that I forgot to set my alarm clock last night I still woke up roughly on time. Good job, internal clock.

Goodnight, all!

Confession: I have a major crush on @EmWatson. Emma, I think you are wonderful and I look forward to seeing you in more roles after HP.

@por_fe Oh goodness, that does sound messy.

Question: When you go to the movies do you have to get popcorn? Personally, I usually do.

Thunderstormy movie night. @ Regal Charles Towne Square Stadium 18 http://instagr.am/p/GQdmo/

“Cruisin’ for a bruisin’” - Kenickie in Grease #favoritemovielines

JK Rowling is finally releasing Harry Potter in electronic format. I guess I’ll buy them when they come out to remove any guilt I may have.

@macminicolo: @jmjordan I’ll have to give that one a spin too. If you can get it working with your own git server please let me know how you did it.

@therealzooeyd Can you help me bring back the phrase, “You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’”? That is my favorite line from Grease.

@macminicolo: @jmjordan this is a popular Dropbox-like app. http://t.co/qfz1H0J I just FolderWatch, but it doesn’t do two way syncing. I am playing with SparkleShare but am having trouble getting it working.

@mightyohm: I have started using Dropbox to keep all of my project files in sync between my laptop/desktop. Super handy. http://db.tt/hGArr7P Yeah I couldn’t live without Dropbox for that reason alone.

Now, if I could find a way to make my own @dropbox I would gladly sign up for @macminicolo. I am coming up short though.

I wish I had a good reason to start an account with @macminicolo. My website with 50 hits a month just isn’t enough of one.

@pennypascal I enjoy your use of the phrase “hardly cooked” in this statement.

I thought Glen Beck was leaving Fox. Why do I keep seeing that moron when I am finding something to watch?

@pennypascal Well I really admire that about you.

@pennypascal Btw, I am very envious of your life. I wish I were brave enough to move to a completely new place to do what I want to do.

If you are seeing this, you are no longer 1 of 37 people. Hello, world.

@pennypascal Well maybe if you have a partner in crime you won’t.

@pennypascal Well jeez. I guess I have to now huh?

@pennypascal Hahaha! I’m mulling too. I’m worried about my stupid privacy. Like I still have some…

It’s 6 o’clock, I should not be seeing that number on my home screen. Okay, I won’t complain about the heat anymore. twitter.com/jmjordan/status/82936544062738432/photo/1

My current mood: “Little Black Sandals” by @siamusic. Check out the lyrics, it is spot on for me lately. #ifyoucare youtu.be/_7AgN8BECOY

This is why the AC in my house keeps breaking. Yes, it is broken again. http://instagr.am/p/GE82Q/

Another dream involved a guy breaking into my house and asking for 3 dollars. No wonder I feel so crappy this morning.

One of my dreams last night involved a Clemson bball game in which everyone was being taunted by Duke. One of their players had a trombone.

Response to waking up this morning: Ugh.

RT @gamblingcat: 83ºF feels like 90ºF outside at 2 A.M. And the AC just broke again. #fyousouthcarolina

@jh32488: What’s up with the terrible commercials in #CHS? Example: cash for gold and any local car dealership. Those are nothing. I wish I had recorded some of the local commercials in the upstate a few years ago. They were priceless.

@pennypascal Do you know if the tweets that were protected will be visible afterwards?

@pennypascal Let’s do it!

@pennypascal I completely concur! I have been thinking about making my account public recently.

I’m settling my frosty craving with some popcorn.

I want a chocolate frosty but I don’t think there is a Wendy’s open anywhere near me. #misseslivinginacollegetown

Add several points to my soldering skills. http://instagr.am/p/F5SJJ/

“…but me and the feet have some years to reclaim” - @siamusic

This should keep me busy for a while. http://instagr.am/p/F49Bh/

“Definitely Maybe” is on TV at the moment. Yes, I am watching it. No, I am not embarrassed.

Operation: Stop Eating Shit All the Time began today. Fruit instead of chips with lunch and fett. alfredo w/ a grilled chicken breast tonite

@ConanOBrien: Happy 100th birthday, IBM! Or, should I say, “0110100001100001011100000111000001111001 00100000001100010011000000110000011101000110100.” That translates to “happy 100t4” What the hell is 100t4 suppose to mean?!

@por_fe Huh. That’s weird. Water appears to be falling from the sky in North Charleston, too. It’s called rain, you say?

@por_fe No, that is your imagination. Its not allowed to rain here.

I think it’s safe to say I am a digital hoarder. I wonder if they will make a TV show about that someday.

Am I the only one who thinks eclipses are a little disappointing?

“Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast! Cat food. Nailed it” - Andy Bernard

.@mradamscott, @therealzooeyd, Paul Rudd, and Rashida Jones? Yes, please. yhoo.it/lLcuif

My porch isn’t very good for watching cars go by. Or maybe I’m not the right height. http://instagr.am/p/Fu6Ki/

My 1TB hard drive is nearly full. Should I replace it with a 2 or 3TB drive? Keep in mind that I’ll be getting two of them for backup.

RT @ijustine: When I google a stupid question it makes me feel so much better when that stupid question is autofilled before I even type it.

@ijustine: Shooting an #askij episode! Ask me questions :) Has anyone ever told you you like AJ Michalka?

@pennypascal Everyone that grew up watching her in HP thinks she is really young. I’m glad someone supports my desire to marry her. I mean..

@pennypascal Ha! Okay, okay. It’s Emma Watson. (She is older than most people think)

@pennypascal BTW, I feel the same way about a certain female celebrity recently, but I’m too ashamed to admit who.

@pennypascal Yeah the only thing I didn’t really care for was the story. The rest was great, though.

@pennypascal I take it you saw Super 8? What did you think?

I like when the first guest on a late night talk show stays for the second guest.

I should have taken more circuits courses. I can’t even fix a simple ceiling fan.

Help unlock the pre-order for KING - download an exclusive acoustic version of Heaven! awe.sm/5McEv via @ofarevolution

“Work hard, be kind, and good things will happen.” - @ConanOBrien

Something is seriously wrong when it feels better outside in June in SC than it does inside your house.

The Goonies is on ABC Family right now. Coincidence, @jasonmjordan06?

I forgot I used to hate Bradley Cooper from Wedding Crashers. He sure has turned things around character-wise.

Being a homeowner is fun. 92 degrees and my A/C is broken for the 3rd time in a year.

You do not want to mess with Keith Summey, the Mayor of North Charleston, SC. youtu.be/R-3Cf49YYoQ

I need a new project. I am thinking it might be an alarm clock that makes you solve math problems before it turns off.

I don’t really like boating, but if I were to buy a boat I would want this one: http://uncrate.com/stuff/firmship/.

RT @Wendys: With each RT @Wendys is donating 50¢ to help kids in foster care. #TreatItFwd

Dear @RealMichelleT, Would you like to go on a date with my friend, @jh32488? He would be super pumped to show you around Charleston!

@jh32488: @jmjordan I’m ok with that actually. I wonder if we can get the charleston twitter scene to ask @RealMichelleT to go on a date with me I would help, but my account is private. I am thinking about changing that soon, though.

@jh32488: @jmjordan yep and it’s doable for me. So I win. Well I wish you good luck and hope that you find @RealMichelleT first so @EmWatson is available for me.

@jh32488: @jmjordan I have a plan. Just work on set of whatever film she does next. Same as my plan for getting a date with @RealMichelleT That is a good plan. Damn.

@jh32488: Let it be known that I would ask @EmWatson on a date. I’m afraid you would have some competition from me.

Between Lion and iOS5, I am finding it very hard to keep up with all of the new features and how they all work together.

Way to go @ofarevolution!

@marcroberge: man. proud of this one. got to keep moving in this music thing. cant go back. sleep now, talking with Jack Diamond in the morning at 8. @ofarevolution Great first single! It makes me sad that I have to wait all summer for the rest, though.

Man, my body hates right now. Flying through 3 timezones overnight should be medically inadvisable.

I am glade to see that it doesn’t look like iCloud is going to completely replace @Dropbox. It’ll just replace their iOS API.

After picking up Mandy and taking a shower I feel much better about being home.

Looks like the next seven years are going to be rough. http://instagr.am/p/FS3Xf/

Almost home. @ Charleston International Airport http://instagr.am/p/FStq2/

So long, San Francisco. You will be missed. #backtoreality #sadness

WWDC starts tomorrow and I’m leaving SF tonight. #planningfail

Updated my photo album. Now with even more photos of a big red bridge! jmjordan.com/sf2011/

@kjincharleston Yup it is!

Fish ’n chips @ San Francisco Fish Company http://instagr.am/p/FMY5A/

Inside @ One Market - Spear Tower http://instagr.am/p/FJEqG/

Until I can figure out how to get logged into my Flickr account you can view my photos from this trip here: jmjordan.com/sf2011/.

Hotel room view.

Lunch @ Mel’s Drive-In http://instagr.am/p/FIlco/

Moscone West http://instagr.am/p/FIfim/

@MattMoose Yup, I am. No, I didn’t get the chance.

On Caltrain for a day downtown. http://instagr.am/p/FIU7B/

@MattMoose Well I only got a few seconds to speak to him, but he was nice for that period.

@jh32488: @jmjordan how did you get a chance to go? I’m in SF for a vacation and I emailed them and asked to visit for iPad today.

@jh32488: @jmjordan screw you! I’m jealous. Yeah, sorry. If it makes you feel any better I didn’t get a chance to get a photo with Sarah. We were rushed out between shows.

Me and @leolaporte! yfrog.com/h4urhmgj

Time for the app cap! @ TWiT Cottage http://instagr.am/p/FFnAr/

Watching iPad today! @ TWiT Cottage http://instagr.am/p/FFe3g/

Lunch before visiting @leolaporte and @saralane for iPad today. @ Hallie’s Diner http://instagr.am/p/FFW9j/

The real reason I come to California. Sorry, @keepupwithdia. http://instagr.am/p/FDOg_/

Received my lenses and Tootsie Toll Pop from @lensprotogo. Highly reccomend if you need to rent some glass.

Not wanting to say goodbye. http://instagr.am/p/FCRMK/

Arrived. @ San Francisco International Airport http://instagr.am/p/FCO3Y/

“I’m in repair, I’m not together but i’m getting there.” - John Mayer

Okay. The baby is no longer cute.

It is a really cute baby, though. Seems to be pretty well behaved so far.

Yay! I get to share a row with a baby!

I forgot to say goodbye, #chs. Be back soon!

I must be on the first flight leaving #chs today. The security checkpoint isn’t open yet.

I should probably be trying to sleep considering I need to get up at 4am, but I’m afraid I’m too anxious.

@pennypascal I think there is a lot of that going around. PS Happy birthday!

Working with Linux everyday has significantly improved my shell scripting skills.

Bonfire @ Station 13 http://instagr.am/p/E6rwD/

There are files in my Downloads folder from 2008. I think it might be time to do some organizing.

@pennypascal If you haven’t seen this you need to. www.funnyordie.com/videos/0dbe4274f6/bridesmaids-outtakes?rel=player

@joshpelkey: @jmjordan recently did this too, its a good call Any suggestions on where to start? I was thinking about starting with Django.

I think I am going to teach myself Python this weekend. Don’t be jealous.

I find it humorous that if people have a holiday on Monday then many of them will take off on Friday as well.

@pennypascal I’m glad you made it home safely. Have a good weekend!

@pennypascal Yay for technology, right?

@pennypascal That’s bizzarre. They are probably just jealous. I know I would be.

@pennypascal Sounds about right

@kjincharleston: @jmjordan me,me:-) :-)

Okay, I convinced myself that it wasn’t practical. However, I would like something to take with my 17-55 f/2.8. Any suggestions?

Dear photog friends, Please convince me that I should not rent a D700 for my upcoming to SF. Thank you!

I think summer is here. Early as usual.

Done.

I am going to give Rdio a try for a month or so. Off the bat, I wish it were more like Pandora, but we’ll see.

@ofarevolution The new site looks great! I can’t wait for the new album. See you in Charleston in July!

@pennypascal I’m guessing it was Thor.

Just testing someting. Please ignore.

I know I am border-line obsessed with @therealzooeyd, but her new show looks amazing. link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1545148137?bctid=945369357001.

@pennypascal Apparently you get a group, each person “buys” movies, and you win based on how much money your movies gross.

@pennypascal Have you ever heard of a Summer Movie Draft?

I am reluctant to start the last HP book because I don’t want it to be over.

Say what you will about the John Mayer from the past few years, but I miss his amazing musical abilities. Exhibit A: youtu.be/89L86yWdWkg

@pennypascal I wish I could watch this at work. I think I am having Kristen Wiig withdraws.

Happy birthday to the best mom on twitter and everywhere, @kjincharleston!

Why is every Harry Potter on iTunes except for the 6th?

My response to the sixth Harry Potter: Well, shit.

Halfway through Bridesmaids my cheek muscles started hurting. I was expecting it to be great and I was not disappointed at all. Just great.

@pennypascal Umm, Thor is in 3D. Duh! /plans to go see Bridesmaids at 4 today in spite of that fact

Wow, this makes me really miss my childhood. http://jezebel.com/5801719/relive-your-entire-1990s-childhood-in-under-4-minutes

@pennypascal You can do it!

New blog post: Parks and Rec is the new The Office jmjordan.com/?p=64.

@pennypascal Thank you!

No. 2 redesign for the day. “@machighway: The new design of MacHighway.com has just launched! www.machighway.com/”

2011 must be the year to redesign your blog. All of the blogs I frequent are changing!

Who wants to go see “Bridemaids” with me? I don’t care what the title is. It looks hilarious.

If you enjoy celebrity cameos in music videos (and who doesn’t?) then you should watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zyOH2Y3vcc.

I would like to go see the last space shuttle launch later this summer, but I don’t see how that’s possible without living there.

This is what happens to an iPhone when you leave it in your dash for an hour in SC in May.

Hey there, little guy! http://instagr.am/p/D8AcG/

I might have to start watching Late Night with Jimmy Fallon again after seeing this: www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/jersey-floor/. Incredible.

Happy Birthday, @por_fe! I hope you have a good one.

RT @FakeAPStylebook: This is one of the few times you’ll be able to print swears on your front page without getting letters. Have fun! Slip a ‘fuck’ in there!

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner counts as news, right? Good. So, its okay to watch at work.

Happy Birthday, @jasonmjordan06!

@pennypascal Aww, thats no good. I do love hearing a celebrity encounter story, though.

@pennypascal Which one?

@pennypascal This is how: http://j.mp/mDaP1D

@jh32488: @jmjordan how was the install? If your phone has phillips screws it takes about 30 seconds. If they have the new pentobular screws then you need special tool.

@jh32488: @jmjordan I’m so close to ordering one. Do you like it? I was hoping to see more of the logic board, but I’m not brave enough to remove it and remove some of the shielding.

Notice anything different? http://instagr.am/p/Dt9Ys/

People who let their dogs bark for long periods of time for no reason should not be allowed to own dogs.

@kjincharleston: Signing off CCM… Yay!

Team “Beer, Wine, Vodka, and a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster” places second in trivia. #breakingnews

No more check engine light! http://instagr.am/p/DnRbU/

The gangs all here. http://instagr.am/p/Dk0Ob/

Thank you, #comcast, for not telling me that my automatic bill payment hasn’t been working for the past 3 months.

Excuse me, April. Can you please not be over in a few days? You have gone by way too quickly.

No time to waste. http://instagr.am/p/DjoIn/

Umm… So, I should remove the ice scoop? http://instagr.am/p/DjKr-/

Maybe I can finish the HP series before the last movie comes out. Book 4 was completed in 5 days. Who am I?

The Dock @ Garden City Beach http://instagr.am/p/Dd2TQ/

RT @therealzooeyd: In an ideal world no one would talk before 10 am. people would just hug, because waking up is really hard.

Looks like I’m stuck inside for a little while. Seeing as how I don’t have an umbrella. http://instagr.am/p/Da79o/

Just posted a photo http://instagr.am/p/DY7z4/

@ambermac: Hot in South Carolina! 30 degrees! #rvr http://instagr.am/p/DYqa9/ That’s nothing! Come back in August.

RT @FakeAPStylebook: If reporters miss deadlines this week, just leave those column inches blank and tell everyone you’re waiting for Elijah to file his story.

Season 2 of Top Gear is on Netflix. Yes, please.

I haven’t gotten a kernel panic in a long time. I blame my Windows 7 virtual machine.

The 3rd Harry Potter has been watched. So far the movies have not been as good as the books. Starting the 4th book soon. #sevenyearsbehind

@acedtect: OK. Really not asking for you to say me or anyone on TNT. I mean journalists who write stories and cover beats. John Gruber

Dear America: I’m sorry for wasting your tax dollars.

I need to stop checking to see if integrated circuits are hot by touching them.

Three Harry Potter books down, four to go. I don’t think I’ll be able go get through them before the last movie, though.

@annejmarion I don’t know if that’s possible. I’d have to slack off a lot more at work.

@annejmarion Ha! I am enjoying the Harry Potter references now. I am nearly done with the 3rd book, btw.

Why is “In the Mood” by Glenn Miller playing on my Florence + The Machine station?

RT @NorthCharleston: Clemson, partners to invest $175M in energy research campus at Navy Yard over next two years http://bit.ly/dOvclI

It wasn’t a very flashy birthday, but it was a good one. Thanks, everyone!

@por_fe Yup we sure are.

Match Point @ Family Circle Cup Stadium http://instagr.am/p/C9br5/

Goerges v. Vesnina @ Family Circle Cup Stadium http://instagr.am/p/C9PD4/

April 8, 2011 http://instagr.am/p/C80wE/

RT @433labs: Trips - GPS trip log is FREE today! http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/trips-gps-trip-log/id423129675?mt=8&ls=1

This is what I’m doing tonight. I win. http://instagr.am/p/C7gdP/

Just got glimpse of the @AFThunderbirds practicing over my house.

@pennypascal Nice!

@pennypascal Nonsense! I love USA’s summer shows. I didn’t know Covert Affairs was coming back.

@pennypascal Like what?

Oh neat. One of the two roads I use to get to work is closed.

My next project. More details to come. http://instagr.am/p/C3Alf/

RT @devour: The Hangover 2 Trailer devour.com/video/the-hangover-2-trailer/

While researching something for work I find a paper from 1988. I love working with technology that is almost as old as me…

I’m going to try working using the Pomodoro Technique. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomodoro_Technique Wish me luck!

Things are looking up. “@NorthCharleston: Legislators start looking beyond two rail plans | Charleston City Paper ow.ly/1sl97Q”

 King Street http://flic.kr/p/9vnGQ9

King Street + 40,000 http://flic.kr/p/9vjGMz

Free Beer! http://flic.kr/p/9vnGKW

Cooper River Bridge Run 2011 http://instagr.am/p/CwloM/

Downtown Charleston is hard enough to navigate. Adding 40,000 people running through it just adds to the difficulty.

I finished the second Harry Potter book today. I wonder if I can finish the series before the last movie comes out.

Is it the weekend yet?

RT @gamblingcat: Happy Birthday, Apple. Here’s to another 35 awesome years!

On the way to work this morning I said the word “shrap.” I’ll let you guess at what I meant to say.

Sleep is overrated.

“Blister in the Sun” just came on my Pandora. I haven’t hear that song in years. Hello, the 90’s, it’s nice to see you again.

March 28, 2011 http://yfrog.com/gznrvycj (via @EverydayApp)

Oops. I think I just completed my goal for the day before lunchtime.

♫ Listening to “You Don’t Know Me” by Ben Folds on @Rdio: http://rd.io/x/QVu6Mjdy9ac

Why is Stems and Seeds by @benfolds not available online?

@MsAmandaBynes_ Me too! April birthdays, FTW!

March 27, 2011 http://yfrog.com/h7jioryj (via @EverydayApp)

March 26, 2011 http://yfrog.com/hsa9fep (via @EverydayApp)

March 26, 2011 http://yfrog.com/h8xutop (via @EverydayApp)

I smell calzones! Costanza’s in the building!

Rdio, I don’t understand you yet. You seem to have the potential to be awesome, though.

“One good thing about music. When it hits you feel no pain.” - Bob Marley/@ofarevolution

I can see to the left and right again!

I’m tired of all of my Pandora stations.

Blast. I left my headphones at home.

Apparently, if you have a room in your house with no insulation and an A/C vent that isn’t hooked up, you have a very warm room. Go figure.

I guess T-Mobile has to stop those anti-AT&T commercials.

RT @acedtect: Wow. AT&T just bought T-Mobile http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20110320005040/en/ATT-Acquire-T-Mobile-USA-Deutsche-Telekom

I have been using Arduinos for a few years now, but this is my first full-sized version. New project coming soon. http://flic.kr/p/9rJM19

@pennypascal I hear they have different bakers for different areas. Hence the Samoa/Caramel deLite discrepancy. Also, no judgement here!

I really hate throwing away old electronics. Sometimes there is no alternative, though.

The moon looks like it always does. #letdown

Lights. http://campl.us/IZf

I made an amplifier out a Twelve South BookArc box. They liked it: The ultimate in BookArc box recycling bit.ly/ea9QBr via @andrewbg

Artoo is protecting my computer. http://instagr.am/p/CT81J/

@oliviamunn Don’t be sorry. This is the most entertaining thing I have seen on @TodayShow in a long time!

I need @siamusic, and I need her now!

@jh32488: @jmjordan haha you live there? I live in Park Circle. So kind of.

It’s always fun finding evidence of Army Wives in my neighborhood. http://instagr.am/p/CSetu/

Meetings in the late afternoon are the best time to have meetings. Seriously, it helps the day go by faster.

@pennypascal Ha! That is way better than me saying “geen” instead of “green” when I was young.

RT @433labs: Trips v1.0.1 is available in the App Store. Update includes: NSEW labels, improved signal timeout, and other bug fixes.

Nearly done. http://campl.us/HoS

I’ve always wanted to go to a big music festival. I think SXSW might the one I choose. Music + tech = win.

DT Charleston needs a 24 hour diner. Seriously, what kind of city doesn’t have a place for waffles at 2AM. Other than Waffle House.

RT @433labs: Some exciting news: Trips is now available in the App Store. Get it now! itunes.apple.com/us/app/trips-gps-trip-log/id423129675?mt=8

@pennypascal I’ll have to take your word for it seeing as I have only made it through book 1. I’m a little behind…

@pennypascal Where did you end up?

If listening to “Cortez the Killer” by Dave Matthews Band on the Central Park album caused me go deaf, I would be okay with this.

@pennypascal Wow. That is a damn good celebrity story!

Weekend project. http://campl.us/E89

It’s nice to finally understand all of the Harry Potter references people say.

I know I shouldn’t complain since its a result of where I live, but I am getting tired of using heat one day and A/C the next.

RT @433labs: Trips is now “In Review.” Fingers crossed for real this time.

New Ketchup packets! Its about time someone fixed those things. http://campl.us/D1V

Army Wives is shooting in Park Circle right now. I would have taken a photo but I didn’t want to be that guy holding up traffic.

RT @BBCBreaking: Steve Jobs makes surprise appearance at iPad press conference

I’m not too excited about the Apple announcement. I am really hoping to see iOS 5, though. Don’t let me down, Tim and/or Phil.

My favorite: “There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper.”

Live the Sheen Dream www.livethesheendream.com/

.@keepupwithdia is in Charleston!

Who is ready to celebrate @gamblingcat’s 5.75th birthday? @jmjordan is.

Well crap. My web hosting account was suspended because it was used to send spam. Good thing my email still works. Thanks, Google apps.

@pennypascal You can do it!

I would also like to keep up with the entire Formula 1 season.

I’m determined to keep up with the Cubs all season. I’m not off to a great start. Completely forgot about Spring Training starting today.

RT @433labs: Trips, now known as Trips - GPS trip log, has been submitted to iTunes for approval. Fingers crossed.

Birthday boy. http://instagr.am/p/B3y0G/

Birthday girl. http://instagr.am/p/B3yqJ/

RT @therealzooeyd: MYSTERY SOLVED: now we know who the “half a man” is in “two and a half men.”

Donald Fagen and Walter Becker of Steely Dan are a couple of weird looking dudes, but they sure did make some great music.

My favorite episodes of The Office are when Jim and Dwight team up. It is happening right before my eyes!

I was already excited about Mac OS Lion, but now I am really excited. Looks to be a major overhaul to Mac OS X.

Just watched the last liftoff of Space Shuttle Discovery. I really need to watch one of those in person. Not too many chances left.

“Old habits die hard when you’ve got a sentimental heart.” - @therealzooeyd

Bah! Why does today feel like Thursday!? I can only handle one Thursday a week.

Ah. I love when people “reply all” when they shouldn’t. Especially when the email contains personal information.

@leolaporte: Macbreak Weekly Poll: Will Steve Jobs ever come back to run Apple? Reply 1 for yes, 2 for no. We’ll talk about it at http://live.twit.tv 2

RT @FakeAPStylebook: “Gaddafi,” “Gadafi,” “Gadhafi” and other variants are all incorrect. Instead, go with “Gadaf the Beige.”

Too bad this is when my display is asleep. yfrog.com/h4nd7p

RT @therealzooeyd: Waking up is SO hard and we’re all just expected to do it every day, and be cool about it.

I’ve decided to read “The Hobbit” before I take on the rest of the Harry Potters.

I know I am 15 years late to this one, but I just finished reading the first Harry Potter. I can’t decide if I want to attempt the rest.

The Mac App Store, Dropbox, and Google Chrome make setting up a new Mac extremely easy.

Looks like everyone has gone home. http://instagr.am/p/Br9SG/

Trillian lost a few pounds. http://instagr.am/p/Bruwp/

When a 3-inch spark comes off of an electronic device that electronic device doesn’t work anymore. #advice

We finally won something at trivia! Go team Palin/Trump 2012!

I kind of suck at shaving outside of the shower.

Prediction: On Jeopary! tonight, Watson will become self-aware. Tomorrow night, he start a nuclear war against mankind.

Soldering is very relaxing.

I think it is clear that people need to buy more music. The Recording Academy can’t afford to pay for a decent awards show.

Is John Mayer trying to look like Johnny Depp? If so, he is pulling it off.

An old friend returns to me. http://instagr.am/p/Bj4di/

“You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!”

There isn’t anything much better than a freshly formatted Mac. yfrog.com/gynwfqp

My new cans. http://instagr.am/p/Bh_ZX/

I kills me to do this but I think I am going to start putting the { below my if/for/while/function statements. #geekrambling

No matter how much I back up my data, I still get super nervous when I format a hard drive.

Uh oh. Marvin’s hard drive is having issues and my most recent backup is 2 weeks ago. I guess that is better than 2 months ago.

This morning I had the urge to move to San Francisco and actually thought I could handle something like that. #momentarylapseofreason

What is a pirate’s favorite place for roast beef?

I know I am about a decade late on this one, but I really like Ben Folds.

My new favorite Mail client, @sparrowmailapp, is now in the Mac App Store. If you use Gmail I highly recommend it. itunes.apple.com/us/app/sparrow/id417250177?mt=12

I just Rick Rolled myself.

@keepupwithdia It is a 40W audio amp I designed.

Prototype case number 1. http://instagr.am/p/Be1Dr/

I should probably learn Python.

@pennypascal Looks like it would take 16 clips. Oh. That was a rhetorical question, wasn’t it? #geekscantresistfindingsolutions

@gamblingcat: @jmjordan They’re owned by the same people so it will always show up as Monza…not sure how expensive getting another credit card machine is! I didn’t even know what Monza was. I could only identify it by the amount of the two purchases. 2x $6 = 2 rum and Cokes.

I was just bribed with time off if I participate in a survey at work.

I get really confused when Mint.com doesn’t name a transaction correctly. Monza = Closed for Business. I think.

@pennypascal They are allowed to be odd if they are a multiple of five.

I need a hair cut. http://instagr.am/p/Bdyy4/

@pennypascal Why would you do such a crazy thing? Even numbers only.

I keep my copy of “Pirates of Silicon Valley” with my Mac OS X DVDs. I think that is where it belongs.

I think I need to move to somewhere where there is no winter. I don’t care if our’s is super mild. Lack of sun is depressing.

RT @acedtect: They just proved you don’t need to involve the wardrobe to have a halftime supreme bowl malfunction.

I wasn’t kidding. Its a perfect sphere. @ The Gin Joint http://instagr.am/p/BbLJ7/

Spherical Icecube @ The Gin Joint http://instagr.am/p/BbKDX/

@por_fe haha. Fair enough. Its Bicentennial Man.

Amazing. A movie that I wanted to watch is on Netflix.

My new chair http://instagr.am/p/Bahze/

The last piece I need to finish the amplifier I designed: power supply circuit board. http://instagr.am/p/BZSwa/

When it comes to UI design, I am kind of a perfectionist.

@pennypascal “What part of ‘Look me in the face and break up with me.’ don’t you understand?!”

That was easily one of the best The Office episodes I’ve seen in a while. Why does Jim keep disappearing, though?

Nearly all of my bills are due with in the first 5 days of each month. That is always a rough week.

I wish I were better at doodling. I can only manage to draw random lines that may or may not connect.

It’s official. I prefer object-orienented programming languages.

Working class Jonathan http://instagr.am/p/BWV1g/

Deciding what to get with my @sparkfun’s #freeday winnings is harder than I thought it was going to be.

Sadness. “@brianstucki: It’s official, there is no longer a page at www.apple.com/xserve”

Eating an orange is a very messy exercise.

I wish my TiVo would record Conan every night like I told it to do.

Chex Mix pieces: yellow Chex > pretzels > bread sticks > Chex Mix bag > brown Chex > brown bagel chip things.

The brown pieces in Chex Mix are gross.

@por_fe Thank you! It is an abandoned building in downtown North Charleston.

Rachel (and I) still have it. http://flic.kr/p/9egKHx

Success. I didn’t get arrested.

Factory http://instagr.am/p/BS9be/

I’m going to get caught up with my good friend, Rachel.

I think I just had my fastest visit to Lowe’s ever. I’m usually there for at least 30 minutes.

There is nothing like a little plumbing problem to liven up a Saturday afternoon.

Seedless jam is not any good. Why is it so different than jam with seeds?

I’m number 1! @ Five Guys Burgers And Fries http://instagr.am/p/BQkLJ/

What ever happened to Amy Winehouse?

It’s not even February and I already hate Valentine’s Day. #bittertweet

RT @phonescooper: Jersey Shore will have more seasons than Arrested Development. Hope you’re proud of yourselves, humanity.

I keep refreshing the new Apple.com to see their navigation bar drop down from the top. #html5

@por_fe No, I’m afraid not, but getting them out of the shells is half the fun for me.

A person can never own too many umbrellas.

Oh, sunflower seeds, how I love you so.

I want to throw pencils into the ceiling all of a sudden. It is so satisfying when they stick.

I didn’t eat half a box like a have the tendency to do. http://instagr.am/p/BMRn5/

I need to stop making Pandora stations based on songs I hear on other stations. They are all starting to sound the same.

DIY car audio hacking - http://instagr.am/p/BLAq3/

Confession: I like romantic comedies. However, reality is unfortunately nothing like them.

Curb Appeal http://instagr.am/p/BJn_U/

Peel & Seel http://instagr.am/p/BIhvk/

Waiting for a train, of course @ Remount Rd. http://instagr.am/p/BHO1O/

Trivia @ Sesame Burgers & Beer http://instagr.am/p/BGfRd/

“When the ice melts its like second drink!” - Pam Beasley

@por_fe No, its an illusion. Don’t be fooled.

RT @therealzooeyd: NEW SHE & HIM VIDEO FOR “DON’T LOOK BACK”!! CHECK IT OUT! - http://say.ly/SnG6Q9

RT @parkcirclesc: Traffic on Remount Rd. still backed up due to port access.

@pennypascal I know its silly, but thanks for keeping me around.

TiVo for iPad. Finally. http://j.mp/hlEpxa

RT @parkcirclesc: The scene at the corner of N. Rhett and Remount in @NorthCharleston: http://twitpic.com/3r7kuy

@candace_leigh: Someone just threw up in my public health microbiology class #irony I guess they celebrated MLK Day in style.

Attention @NorthCharleston residents. Avoid N. Rhett and Remount. Trucks are backed up from Virginia to N. Rhett on Remount.

I’m in here.

Look what Best Buy is promoting. Yes, that is the whole version of Black Swan.

Why do all songs have to be about relationships?

I didn’t know tidbits was a technical term.

@candace_leigh: I wonder if the goldfish survived the freezing of the reflection pond. I sure hope so!

It was a race to the finish but I just got$80 on @sparkfun’s #freeday! I was afraid to attempt the last two questions.

RT @NorthCharleston: Neighborhood meeting puts North Charleston rail plan in spotlight http://ow.ly/3CdVo

How could I have scheduled a meeting at the same time as @sparkfun’s Free Day?!?!

Hey Verizon, how does it feel to have people interested in you?

I like that I don’t have to wait until 1pm to watch a tech (read: Apple) announcement.

@candace_leigh: /bounces up and down. This is the view from mah dorm room. http://yfrog.com/gyjdxcj I am very jealous I can’t play in the snow with you :-(

@candace_leigh: @jmjordan I’ll try to take some even remotely as awesome as yours! You flatter me :-)

@candace_leigh: #snOMG :D My first snowstorm heheheh Take lots of photos for me, k?

Why is Bob Seger not on iTunes? Maybe that will be the next day I’ll never forget.

@candace_leigh I’m glad you made it back to Clemson safely :-)

RT @NorthCharleston: RT @crbj: Latest on rail plan. Clemson chairman says the deal isn’t done and impact remains unclear. http://tinyurl.com/25p2zsf #nchs

@candace_leigh: You’re right @jmjordan. I should start a cat choir. You would be really good at it.

All signs seem to point to an imminent Verizon iPhone introduction. How much is the early termination fee is for AT&T, again?

RT @NorthCharleston: RT @haireofthedog: Park Circle residents begin organizing via Facebook to stop Commerce Dept. rail plan http://ht.ly/3A9Bx

Working for the DoD con: the occasional bomb threat.

RT @NorthCharleston: State advances rail plan without rail lines’ support via @CRBJ http://ow.ly/3zSwj

I don’t usually get into games much. They get boring after a short period time for me. However, I just bought Angry Birds for Mac.

@candace_leigh: @jmjordan I think it all started because of Kevin… Yeah its too bad my toaster doesn’t have slots for hot dogs.

Why have I been craving hot dogs recently?

Hey Pandora, hurry up and get in the Mac App Store. Thanks!

@brianstucki: I do wish you could see how much an app was being sold for even though it’s installed. Can someone check the price of Apple Remote Desktop? 79.99

Scratch that. It is now gone from support.apple.com. Good thing I found it while it was still there. #macappstore

If software update isn’t showing Mac OS X v10.6.6 available for you, check here: http://support.apple.com/downloads/.

@keepupwithdia Pssh. No. In-n-Out comes first. Also, their ingredients are fresh and local.

@keepupwithdia Don’t worry about hotdogs. It’s all about In-n-Out.

90 seconds previews on iTunes seem really long compared to 30 seconds. I thought I was listening to Pandora.

RT @therealzooeyd: It sort of seems like there’s a fine line between Hoarders and American Pickers.

RT @therealzooeyd: Why did they need 5 people to sing all of those spice girls songs? I mean there aren’t really any harmonies. #unsolvedmysteriesofthe90s

It’s official. I have been watching too much Top Gear. You can now call me Captain Slow.

Before Twitter breaks I shall wish everyone a Happy New Year.