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Obvious Fix of the Day: No matter the...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wSReSGe200A?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/24013044946/obvious-fix-of-the-day-no-matter-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Obvious Fix of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; No matter the ailment/imposition/narwhal attack, Rhett and Link remind us: Rub some bacon on it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Don’t forget to look for the annotations hidden throughout the video.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/RhettandLink"&gt;rhett&amp;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Bacon!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/24046224222</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/24046224222</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 00:22:03 -0400</pubDate><category>bacon</category><category>video</category></item><item><title>zooeydeschanel:

So nice to meet @taylorswift13 and kris...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cpkz9Kuw1qfqsn1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://zooeydeschanel.tumblr.com/post/23457838828/so-nice-to-meet-taylorswift13-and-kris" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;zooeydeschanel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;So nice to meet @taylorswift13 and kris kristofferson at the #billboardmusicawards (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Oh my. Two of my favorite ladies in one photo!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/23458239583</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/23458239583</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 22:35:41 -0400</pubDate><category>zooey deschanel</category><category>taylor swift</category></item><item><title>“Over and Over” by O.A.R. off their latest album,...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GgGteM1XCCY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Over and Over” by O.A.R. off their latest album, King. One of my favorites.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/23320363986</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/23320363986</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 20:48:00 -0400</pubDate><category>of a revolution</category><category>music</category><category>video</category></item><item><title>My favorite SNL Digital Short.</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="nbcwidget" width="400" height="271" align="middle"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/5-0/swf/DirectWidget.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&amp;widID=4727a250e66f9723&amp;configXML=http://www.nbc.com/service/videowidget/params/dmlkZW9faWQ9Nzg3MjYx/%3FpageURL%3Dunknown%26referrerURL%3Dunknown" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/5-0/swf/DirectWidget.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&amp;widID=4727a250e66f9723&amp;configXML=http://www.nbc.com/service/videowidget/params/dmlkZW9faWQ9Nzg3MjYx/%3FpageURL%3Dunknown%26referrerURL%3Dunknown" quality="high" width="400" height="271" align="middle" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My favorite SNL Digital Short.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/23230383537</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/23230383537</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 11:08:23 -0400</pubDate><category>television</category><category>video</category><category>snl</category><category>digital short</category></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: No surprises here — a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44k8pZUwL1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/23170486945/infographic-of-the-day-no-surprises-here-a" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Infographic of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; No surprises here — a February 29 birthday is hard to come by, while the summer months trend reflects the traditional spike in holiday hookups.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://exp.lore.com/post/23164507004/how-common-is-your-birthday-the-atlantic"&gt;explore&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I find this very fascinating.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/23173581931</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/23173581931</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:09:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Proof that Ron Swanson is one of the greatest characters ever to...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="nbcwidget" width="400" height="271" align="middle"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/5-0/swf/DirectWidget.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&amp;widID=4727a250e66f9723&amp;configXML=http://www.nbc.com/service/videowidget/params/dmlkZW9faWQ9MTQwMDI1OA==/%3FpageURL%3Dunknown%26referrerURL%3Dunknown" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/5-0/swf/DirectWidget.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&amp;widID=4727a250e66f9723&amp;configXML=http://www.nbc.com/service/videowidget/params/dmlkZW9faWQ9MTQwMDI1OA==/%3FpageURL%3Dunknown%26referrerURL%3Dunknown" quality="high" width="400" height="271" align="middle" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Proof that Ron Swanson is one of the greatest characters ever to be created.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/22728498204</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/22728498204</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 15:38:00 -0400</pubDate><category>ron swanson</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>television</category></item><item><title>If you haven’t watched ‘Downton Abbey,’ then...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SmL3z-zNQFo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you haven’t watched ‘Downton Abbey,’ then you are seriously missing out. Admittedly it takes a couple of episodes to figure out what is going on, but after that you won’t want to turn it off. So good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/22652071573</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/22652071573</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 10:19:12 -0400</pubDate><category>television</category><category>downton abbey</category></item><item><title>Lady Lazarus</title><description>Pete: Why do they get to decide what's going to happen?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Harry: They just do.</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/22565968831</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/22565968831</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 22:53:09 -0400</pubDate><category>mad men</category><category>television</category></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Stars Wars Day of the Day: Nick McKaig has...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pG9-Ijbk3_8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/22386423711/stars-wars-day-of-the-day-nick-mckaig-has-utterly" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stars Wars Day of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/nmckaig?feature=watch"&gt;Nick McKaig&lt;/a&gt; has utterly transformed John Williams’ &lt;em&gt;Star Wars&lt;/em&gt; theme.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;May the 4th be with you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5907673/star-wars-main-theme-sung-by-one-guy-is-surprisingly-funny-and-good"&gt;gizmodo&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I almost couldn’t reblog this because of the source, but it was too good not to. Happy Star Wars Day!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/22389164610</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/22389164610</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 13:23:11 -0400</pubDate><category>happy star wars day</category></item><item><title>"I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."</title><description>““I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation S2E8 “Ron and Tammy”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/22327979298</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/22327979298</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 13:46:00 -0400</pubDate><category>television</category><category>Parks and Recreation</category></item><item><title>Since I never have been able to get the hang of Thursdays (much...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Zu5hYfmK_JI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Since I never have been able to get the hang of Thursdays (much like Douglas Adams), I decided we could all use some Blues to help us get through the day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/22319876876</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/22319876876</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 09:43:06 -0400</pubDate><category>music</category><category>blues</category><category>george baker</category><category>thursday</category></item><item><title>I’m not sure how I missed this when it happened, but...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="nbcwidget" width="400" height="271" align="middle"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/5-0/swf/DirectWidget.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&amp;widID=4727a250e66f9723&amp;configXML=http://www.nbc.com/service/videowidget/params/dmlkZW9faWQ9MTM5MjAzMg==/%3FpageURL%3Dunknown%26referrerURL%3Dunknown" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/5-0/swf/DirectWidget.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&amp;widID=4727a250e66f9723&amp;configXML=http://www.nbc.com/service/videowidget/params/dmlkZW9faWQ9MTM5MjAzMg==/%3FpageURL%3Dunknown%26referrerURL%3Dunknown" quality="high" width="400" height="271" align="middle" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m not sure how I missed this when it happened, but better late than never. Jimmy Fallon’s games are the best part of his show.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/22300488286</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/22300488286</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 22:56:53 -0400</pubDate><category>television</category><category>jennifer lawrence</category></item><item><title>I new month, a new iPhone lock screen.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3eeiurKRi1qbmkxoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I new month, a new iPhone lock screen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/22254618723</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/22254618723</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 09:52:06 -0400</pubDate><category>jennifer lawrence</category><category>iphone lock screen</category></item><item><title>These staircases make me wish I had a two story house.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3df1eVRck1qbmkxoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;These staircases make me wish I had a two story house.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/22231321788</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/22231321788</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 21:05:38 -0400</pubDate><category>design</category></item><item><title>"‎In an ideal world, no one would talk before 10 am. People would just hug, because waking up is..."</title><description>“‎In an ideal world, no one would talk before 10 am. People would just hug, because waking up is really hard.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Zooey Deschanel (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awful-tough.tumblr.com/"&gt;awful-tough&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/22203600691</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/22203600691</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 14:31:58 -0400</pubDate><category>zooey deschanel</category></item><item><title>At the Codfish Ball</title><description>Glen: How's the city?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Sally: Dirty.</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/22101842443</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/22101842443</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 23:16:16 -0400</pubDate><category>mad men</category><category>television</category></item><item><title>I'm rooting for Windows</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Those are four words I never thought I&amp;#8217;d say.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve never used a Windows Phone for more than a few minutes, but I really have to applaud Microsoft. Unlike Google, they did not just make an exact copy of iOS when they created Windows Phone 7. Unfortunately for them, however, they took three years to make something original and now have a serious challenge if they wish to have a dominant mobile operating system. I won&amp;#8217;t be cheering for them to become &lt;em&gt;the&lt;/em&gt; leader, but I wouldn&amp;#8217;t mind if they were second.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/21893864141</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/21893864141</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 23:11:39 -0400</pubDate><category>technology</category><category>microsoft</category><category>apple</category><category>google</category></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Local Ad of the Day: Anderson, SC’s Fashion Shack...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LuF_Ci0Qj3M?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/21883475899/local-ad-of-the-day-anderson-scs-fashion-shack" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Local Ad of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; Anderson, SC’s &lt;a href="http://www.thefashionshack.com/"&gt;Fashion Shack&lt;/a&gt; is either a local clothing outlet so awe-inspiring, its name is only spoken in hushed tones or the next &lt;a href="http://www.timanderic.com/"&gt;Tim and Eric&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s a little hard to tell which from this TV spot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.whatevs.net/post/21876915084/eric-fensler-sent-this-to-me-yes-its-that"&gt;gregrutter&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It has been a long standing belief of mine that the worst commercials on TV come from Upstate South Carolina. I’m glad people are finally starting to catch on.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/21889446685</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/21889446685</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 22:03:33 -0400</pubDate><category>television</category><category>south carolina</category></item><item><title>Steve "Call Me Mr. Wonka" Jobs</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.macrumors.com/2012/04/26/steve-jobs-plan-for-a-willy-wonka-style-celebration-of-the-millionth-imac/"&gt;Steve "Call Me Mr. Wonka" Jobs&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;My favorite part?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
  &lt;p&gt;But the killer was that Steve wanted to go all out on this. He wanted to meet the lucky winner in full Willy Wonka garb. Yes, complete with top hat and tails.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I would have LOVED to see this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/21847473926</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/21847473926</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 09:54:35 -0400</pubDate><category>apple</category><category>steve jobs</category></item><item><title>Apple = Ham Sandwich </title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-13579_3-57421283-37/why-has-forresters-ceo-become-an-apple-doomsayer/"&gt;Apple = Ham Sandwich &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://parislemon.com/post/21839429600/apple-ham-sandwich" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;parislemon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;… but everyone is bored with reading how Apple is just destroying everyone else. You know, the truth.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jmjordan.com/post/21847154950</link><guid>http://jmjordan.com/post/21847154950</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 09:43:49 -0400</pubDate><category>apple</category><category>technology</category></item></channel></rss>

