Hello! My name is Jonathan. I come to you from the historical city of Charleston, SC. I recently graduated from Clemson University with a degree in Computer Engineering. I have a thing for technology, photography, girls named Emma and Zooey, and music.
I enjoyed archery in high school. Maybe I should take it up again…
thedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: In which Obama out-Clintons ol’ Bill, cements place in late-night history as POTUS With The Mostest.
[latenightjimmy]
President Barack “Mic Drop” Obama
thedailywhat:
Morning Fluff: Poor Meow tips the scale at 39 pounds, the equivalent of a 600-pound human. Recently given up by his elderly owner, Meow, just 2, is ready for a new home — and some clean living. Any takers?
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AWW…
I am in love with this workspace.
Until today I wasn’t sure when would see the next iPhone. Would it be in June like it used to be or would it be October like it was last year. Well, after today I think it’s safe to say it will be the latter.
Sign 1
During their quarterly results, Qualcom said they expect to see delays in their newest LTE capable cell chip. A chip that will most likely be used in the new iPhone.
Sign 2
Remember a few months ago when Apple reported record iPhone sales for their holiday quarter? I see no reason why they would not want to have a new iPhone released during that time again. It clearly equals tens of billions of dollars.
Sign 3
The iPhone 4S was released in October of last year. They don’t need to release a new iPhone before the current one has been available for 12 months. They are still selling more smart phones than any other smartphone combined.
So there you have it. Don’t expect to see the new iPhone until October. Which begs the question: what will we see at WWDC in June? My prediction is that we will see a preview of Mountain Lion and new MacBook Pros that look like MacBook Airs. Say goodbye to you cd drives, folks.
Oh, and the new iPhone will be called exactly that. Not iPhone 5 or iPhone 6, but simply (the new) iPhone.
“I don’t know about you two, but I had Lane.” - Roger Sterling
Ignoring the slight poke at my girl, Taylor Swift, this is very enjoyable. I hope this becomes a regular segment.
"My idea of the perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he is allowd to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test and maybe also a physical tournament like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe. When he desires them."
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation S1E4 “Boys’ Club”
I did not think this was possible, but I think I love Zooey even more now.
Gotye performed “Somebody I Used to Know” on SNL this weekend. I enjoyed it.
