May 2012
15 posts
2 tags
2 tags
3 tags
4 tags
My favorite SNL Digital Short.
3 tags
Proof that Ron Swanson is one of the greatest characters ever to be created.
2 tags
2 tags
Lady Lazarus
Pete: Why do they get to decide what's going to happen?
Harry: They just do.
1 tag
2 tags
I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
– Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation S2E8 “Ron and Tammy”
4 tags
2 tags
I’m not sure how I missed this when it happened, but better late than never. Jimmy Fallon’s games are the best part of his show.
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
In an ideal world, no one would talk before 10 am. People would just hug,...
– Zooey Deschanel (via awful-tough)
April 2012
28 posts
2 tags
At the Codfish Ball
Glen: How's the city?
Sally: Dirty.
4 tags
I'm rooting for Windows
Those are four words I never thought I’d say.
I’ve never used a Windows Phone for more than a few minutes, but I really have to applaud Microsoft. Unlike Google, they did not just make an exact copy of iOS when they created Windows Phone 7. Unfortunately for them, however, they took three years to make something original and now have a serious challenge if they wish to have a...
2 tags
2 tags
Steve "Call Me Mr. Wonka" Jobs →
My favorite part?
But the killer was that Steve wanted to go all out on this. He wanted to meet the lucky winner in full Willy Wonka garb. Yes, complete with top hat and tails.
I would have LOVED to see this.
2 tags
Apple = Ham Sandwich →
parislemon:
… but everyone is bored with reading how Apple is just destroying everyone else. You know, the truth.
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
3 tags
All signs point to an October iPhone release
Until today I wasn’t sure when would see the next iPhone. Would it be in June like it used to be or would it be October like it was last year. Well, after today I think it’s safe to say it will be the latter.
Sign 1
During their quarterly results, Qualcom said they expect to see delays in their newest LTE capable cell chip. A chip that will most likely be used in the new...
2 tags
3 tags
Ignoring the slight poke at my girl, Taylor Swift, this is very enjoyable. I hope this becomes a regular segment.
2 tags
My idea of the perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk,...
– Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation S1E4 “Boys’ Club”
2 tags
4 tags
Gotye performed “Somebody I Used to Know” on SNL this weekend. I enjoyed it.
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
3 tags
3 tags
Gary Ross decides to not direct 'Catching Fire' →
After an extremely successful release of ‘The Hunger Games’, director Gary Ross has decided to not be a part of the highly anticipated sequel, ‘Catching Fire.’ Ross said in a statement on Tuesday that he would not be able to devote the time necessary to both write and direct the second film. Let’s hope the ambitious production schedule of ‘Catching Fire’...
3 tags
Featured Meals From Steig Larsson's "The Girl Who... →
The last one defines Lisbeth Salander.
When the officers took out assault rifles from their vehicles, put on Kevlar vests, and started to fan out around the factory site, Salander went inside the shop and bought a coffee and a sandwich wrapped in cellophane.
2 tags
3 tags
Will Apple make a seven inch iPad? →
For a long time I have been wanting a larger iPhone. However, lately, I am starting to think that a smaller iPad is going to happen before a larger iPhone.
I completely agree with everything MG says (as usual). I just hope he is proven right sooner rather than later.
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
I’d rather wait a week for the right answer than get the wrong one in a...
– Joe Burns, Downtown Abbey S1E4
2 tags
Featured Meals From Steig Larsson's "The Girl Who... →
My favorite one:
thelizhunter:
He swore to himself and then drove home and made coffee and a sandwich.
March 2012
33 posts
2 tags
Jennifer Lawrence: America's Kick-Ass Sweetheart →
“Dude!” says Jennifer Lawrence into her cellphone. “I’m lost as fuck! I’ve been driving around for, like, 10 minutes. Where the hell is this place?”
Yeah, I think I like this Jennifer Lawrence. I’m just bummed I didn’t discover her sooner. I was too busy cheering on Natalie Portman during last year’s Oscars to notice her. Now I need to go...
2 tags
Featured Meals From Steig Larsson's "The Girl With... →
I had the pleasure of pretending to be Lisbeth Salander for the day.
thelizhunter:
Half a minute after he had ordered a caffe latte and a sandwich, the lunchtime news came on the radio.
He was for the time being the only customer, and Susanne offered him coffee when he ordered sandwiches and bought a loaf of bread.
He put on a pot of coffee and made himself two sandwiches.
…
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags